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shitty
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The Worlds Shittiest Kitty
Kvinna
40 år
anywhere, California
USA
Senast inloggad: 2005-07-11
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shitty: Intressen
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| Allmänt | I just told you. | | Musik | Anything where the artist has to lip sync in order to perform the song live. I'm tired of all the people with musical ability dominating the music scene.
I hate it when people think for themselves. I want my music made to appeal to my demographic. I don't want to have to think, "Is this song for me." I want it to be mass marketed and shoved down my throat | | Filmer | I like my movies the same way I like my music - nice and soulless. So anything produced by Jerry Bruckheimer is good. | | TV | I like the shows where, you take a bunch of people you never heard of, and have them trash talk about celebreties. It never gets old. Let me tell you how stupid Tom Cruise is, again. A message I never get tired of hearing. | | Böcker | Anything I can knock over to get attention. | | Hjältar | The old man that ran his car through Santa Monica's Farmers Market. Whan that guy needs to take a piss he's got to take a piss. He doesn't have time for unsuspecting shoppers to scury their way to saftey. I like that. |
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shitty: Information
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| Status: | Swinger | | Här för: | Skapa nätverk, Dating, Allvarliga förhållanden, Vänner | | Sexuell läggning: | Inte säker | | Hemstad: | some pussy's vagina | | Kroppstyp: | 38cm / Lite extra att bära | | Etnisk bakgrund: | Annat | | Religion: | Buddist | | Stjärntecken: | Vädur | | Röker/dricker: | Ja / Ja | | Barn: | Jag vill inte ha barn | | Utbildning: | Doktorandstudier | | Sysselsättning: | shit/hair ball maker | | Inkomst: | Över 250.000 US-dollar |
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shitty: Senaste bloggpost
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stop the insanity write right
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im back dont hijack my blogg
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check'n you fools
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shitty: Presentation |
Om mig:
I enjoy eating cigarette cellophane and then crapping it out later. I find that it connects one shit to another. I have connected as many as four turds together at once. A glorious day! I find these result to be very pleasing and I know you do too.
Listen. I want to give a bit of advice, to the novices out there. You only want to eat the stringy part of the cellophane. The piece that you use to open the pack with. I cannot stress this enough.
One time I ate the ENTIRE upper portion of the cellophane. When it came time to crap, the stringy part made it out OK. Everything was great. But then it came time to sqeeze out the rest of it.
This part really sucked. I have a very tiny asshole. Because, I myself, am a very, tiny kitty. I couldn't get the dam thing out. BUT I did manage to move the rest of the contents in my bowls. Unfortunately, the turds behind the plastic lost there nice cylindery shape. They were mangled by the poop-hole-blocking cellophane. The rest of my movement came out like soft ice cream. Not much of it, made it's way to my litter box either. The poop set up shop in my ass fur.
I tried dragging my ass on the carpet a few times but that only seeemed to make matters worse. I started freaking out. I'm not the kind of cat that gets dingleberry's. That's somebody else's kitty. Not me.
I was forced to stand in front of my owner, ass facing her, meowing for about ten minutes before she finally noticed what was going on. I was like, "What you can't smell this? How long before you catch wind of the disaster area under my tale?"
She actually had, to pull, the rest of the packaging from my ass. I was like, "Here! This is what I think of American Spirits!" I'm kidding, I love those cigarettes.
Anyway, worse then her pulling things out of my ass, I had to be washed. In WATER! I think I liked my fur candy better.
So, don't eat the whole thing is what I'm trying to tell you.
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Jag skulle vilja träffa:
People that enjoy my ONE interest.
I'm kidding. I am a very multidimensional Kitty. I also enjoy chasing string. Interupting moments where I am NOT the center of attention. And using my owners most cherished belongings as a sctaching post.
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