The Shoemakers Guild has never tried very hard, but here we are all the same. It's not that we're underachievers, we sort of don't...OK, I guess we really are underachievers. I just looked the word up. That's exactly what we are in fact. I am so embarrassed.
Hey, look! The Shoemakers Guild is online! Ya know you guys have no dates in your concert calendar. You don't even have a calendar for your gigs. You should take care of that.