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The Sitcom Moms
Punk / Acoustic / Experimental

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ASHLAND, MASSACHUSETTS
United States

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Last Login:  11/15/2009
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Member Since8/16/2004
Band Websitewww.purevolume.com/thesitcommoms
Band MembersEve - Bass+Vocals, Bethany - Guitar+ Vocals
InfluencesBison Bison, Blink-182, Reel Big Fish, The White Stripes, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Mash-up artists (Go Home Productions, MCSleazy, dinbot, Soulwax), 'O Brother Where Art Thou?' Soundtrack, "Baby, I"m An Anarchist" by Against Me!, "Who's Got The Crack?" by The Moldy Peaches, Weezer, Japan (the country), Margret Cho
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   About The Sitcom Moms
"...One of the top bands in Ashland... " - The Center for Arts in Natick Website

The sitcom moms is the best opening band in the world. No lie, no joke. Just fact.We sing, we dance, we gargle happy birthday and O Canada, we do mash-ups and a capella. We get everyone to gather around wondering what the fuck so that by time your legit band gets up to playthe audience is intrigued and ready for real music.

The sitcom moms are a splinter paramilitary group which is two parts of the de-funcd chick band Little Match Girl. (not to be confused with Matchstick Girls the fake name everyone calls us.) No, there was no dramatic fight that ended LMGthough youd think itd be a recipe for disaster having a band of 4 girls grouped together to bemoan their teen angst and lack of boyfriends. However, the band was quite happyand was disbanded due to our Lead guitarist Evelyn Kuang going off to college in Canada.

Beth and I (Eve) started the sitcom moms as a joke (more or less) and to have a place to put our simplistic 4 chord look at us were blink 182 with boobs! songs, as well as mash-ups, covers, and long bantering bits that involve me screaming butt-sex and vagina. Which had no place amidst our LMG line up of sad-bastard musicplus Evelyn (who secretly wanted to be a metal guitarist) would never let us play such poorly written material.

But, soon enoughEvelyn was in Canada and Beth had a show for us to play! The sitcom moms were a success! (aside from the fact Beth had next to no voice and was gargling between all the songs) What, I mean who could resist a song where Cock! is yelled loud and clear?

Now that we have a drummerthe sitcom moms intend to appear in more places than just in between people at Molluskfest and rape awareness shows.


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Eye Witness [is in the studio!]

Eye Witness [is in the studio!]



Nov 16 2009 5:03 AM

Greetings from Eye Witness,

Have a pleasant tomorrow.
Derek Adams now on Twitter @derekadamsmusic !!

Derek Adams now on Twitter @derekadamsmusic !!



Dec 6 2008 12:03 AM

hey! Really fun show last night at Orleans! I didn't get the chance to say that I really enjoyed you two!
The Sterns

The Sterns



Aug 12 2008 6:42 PM

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The Sterns

The Sterns



Jul 31 2008 7:59 PM

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Brick By Brick Productions

Brick By Brick Productions



Feb 27 2008 3:04 AM

Come check out some of the awesome Brick By Brick Productions shows coming up in March!

Tickets are on sale now for all three shows, and you can now buy a discount combo ticket for both the all ages and 18+ show on March 29th! To get your tickets now just click on the flyers below, but hurry, there's only a limited number of combo tickets available!

Westbound Train

Westbound Train



Nov 28 2007 4:20 AM

Music Is My Crack

Music Is My Crack



Nov 7 2007 5:02 AM

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BRIAN BENDER

BRIAN BENDER



Oct 15 2007 11:01 PM

Hello MySpace friends,

I wanted to let you all know that my two CDs are now available at the online music store: www.brianbender.com/musicstore.htm

BRIAN BENDER & THE WORLD BEATNIKS - "Urban Jungle"
Original Reggae, Funk, Afrobeat, Calypso, Samba, Second Line compositions.

With special guests:
Eric Krasno (Soulive)
Adam Deitch (John Scofield)
Charles Neville (Neville Brothers)
Jose Gonzalez (Bando Criollo)
Backa Niang (Gokhi-Bi System)

BRIAN BENDER & LITTLE SHOP OF HORAS- "Eyn Velt"
Original and traditional Jewish melodies blended with Latin, Caribbean, African and Middle Eastern rhythms.

With special guests:
Frank London (Klezmatics, Hasidic New Wave)
Alicia Svigals (Klezmatics, Mikveh)
Stuart Brotman (Brave Old World)
Charles Neville (Neville Brothers)
Grant Smith (Klezmer Conservatory Band)
Raquy Danziger (Raquy & The Cavemen)

Thanks so much for the support!

Brian
Erin with motivated moms

Erin with motivated moms



May 11 2007 4:37 PM

Hope You have a Wonderful day!!!
ERIN WITH MOTIVATED MOMS
The Stolen Records

The Stolen Records



Mar 26 2007 4:52 PM

the sitcom moms is my new favorite band (for real)

- casey
tsr
UHF

UHF



Dec 5 2006 9:36 PM

Big Warranted High-Fives from the boys of UHF! Great tunes... thanks for adding us!
danielle

danielle



Apr 20 2006 1:23 AM

mmm. summer Sitcom Moms shows are what I come HOME for.
Matt Wixson

Matt Wixson



Mar 17 2006 12:23 PM

Thanks for the add, gals. The name is awesome and the tunes are sweet, too.
Soft T-Rex

Soft T-Rex



Feb 20 2006 6:33 AM

man im special

and you two are awesome
SKAWAR

SKAWAR



Jan 29 2006 5:33 PM

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Switchblade Kittens - New CD - Rebel Princess

Switchblade Kittens - New CD - Rebel Princess



Dec 16 2005 8:22 AM

Black Cat Kisses from Switchblade Kittens!

Wizard rockin around the Christmas Tree (Channukah bush), Have a Happy
Holiday!
Jen

Jen



Nov 23 2005 4:44 PM

oy!oy!oy!oy!oy!oy!|
| JEWISH TRUCK| '|""";.., ___.
|_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] |
"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@

ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 OTHER JEWS... IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNOW YOU'RE REALLY JEWISH!!! IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN, YOU'LL BE CURSED AND BECOME A GOY FOR 10 YEARS SO PASS IT ON... HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS JEWISH!!


these may be really annoying, i agree, but i felt that the jewish truck was far too cool of a song title to just pass up like that.

can you imagine the lyrics?

the jewish truck
stops for every bargain it sees
the jewish truck
don't mix no steak with cheese.

can't you see the infinite possibilities?
Alix!

Alix!



Oct 25 2005 6:48 AM

Where's the hatemail blog?
Rocket Rocketship

Rocket Rocketship



Sep 28 2005 9:15 PM

Thanks for being our Friend!
Mourning Glory

Mourning Glory



Aug 26 2005 5:03 PM

Mourning Glory is trying to create a database of their fans, the bigger the database, the better so this is what we need from you if you would be so kind.

1. Copy the form below and paste it into an E-mail, and fill in all of the fields with your own personal information.

2. Send the E-mail to { MourningGloryRock@Hotmail.com}

3. Send the form to everyone that you know who you think might be into our music, and have them do the same.

-Thank you very much to everyone who does this, it will be a huge step for the band. Oh, and incase your curious, a database is basically a giant list of all of your fans, and how to get ahold of them, so when you have shows or new cd's or merchandise for sale, you can get in touch with all of them at once. So not only will it be helpful for us so see how our fan base is growing, it will help you to get updated information on the band. Thanks again.........................................................-Nick-

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Full name:

Age:

City:

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shanay

shanay



Aug 4 2005 10:58 PM

Thanks! I wanted to let you two know that I think you are absolutely fantastic.
sonya

sonya



Jun 29 2005 10:06 AM

i can't wait to play the july 8th show with you guys! it's gonna kick some ass.
danielle

danielle



Jun 1 2005 4:46 AM

i cant wait to go to a sitcom moms show this summer! woo!!
Stephanie

Stephanie



May 18 2005 1:31 AM

I <3 the sitcom moms!
Arbiter

Arbiter



Apr 12 2005 1:11 AM

Arbiter is playing THIS FRIDAY, april 15
at Framingham High School
7:00 pm.

along with Homestyle, Oxford, Contagion, Lady Shaped Lobster, and Dead Ellingtons

hope to see you there!
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