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  • theslanket.com

  • 64 / Male
  • Denver, Colorado, US
  • Last Login: 6/21/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Keeping people warm while giving them the freedom to use their hands.

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Invented in Maine
  • Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
  • Occupation: Fleece Blanket with Sleeves

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Blurbs

About me:

.. Only the best blanket in town. I'm all fleece and I have sleeves to keep you warm all night. Grab a book, eat some popcorn, change the channels. You'll never get cold and you'll never want to get out of me. You won't believe how much you'll love me until you jump inside. We'll put your grandma out of business! I am for sale right now so come get me

Who I'd like to meet:

People who know how to keep it real and those that may be a bit chilly

Comments

Displaying 25 of 29 comments
  • (¯'·._.·°º¤Øø°celeste(¯…

    Feb 14 2009 11:46 PM

    hey slanket happy birthday
    me and my sister have been your mysapce friends for at least two years if not more,,, and
    we are so mad at snuggie they totally jacked your idea
  • Natalie

    Dec 16 2008 1:54 AM

    There's a Slanket imposter.
    Dying of a hangover on Sunday I was subjected to a "Snuggie" infomercial!
  • MikeMike Brown

    Sep 6 2008 4:29 AM

    I keep 2 slankets. one for home and ome for travel.
  • Denver Roller Dolls - N…

    Jan 23 2008 2:18 AM

    We saw the Slanket in Skymall! Congrats!
  • GetNoticedFirst.comOnline Resume Builder

    Jan 5 2008 8:33 PM

    happy new year!
  • Intro Films

    Sep 28 2007 1:04 AM

    Make some new friends Slanket!!!
  • Intro Films

    Apr 24 2007 4:52 AM

    I want to meet that hot blondie in the Slanket!
  • Natalie

    Apr 5 2007 2:35 PM

    My Slanket has Taco Bell on it.
  • Chris Kanik

    Apr 3 2007 1:52 PM

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  • JeffJeff Woods

    Mar 16 2007 3:28 AM

    you know whats cool? the slanket
  • Natalie

    Jan 8 2007 10:04 AM

    I've been wrapped in my Slanket for weeks.


    I've discovered it serves as an outfit, a tablecloth AND a sleeping bag.
  • Denver Roller Dolls - N…

    Oct 17 2006 10:03 PM

    We love Slankets! Can't wait to see you at the bout.
    :)
  • T-BoneTravis Kennedy

    Jun 7 2006 5:00 PM

    Funny story. Winter, 2005. The regulars were hangin out down at Skips Lounge... you know, me, Gary, the Slanket. So after about 5 shots of Jack, ole Slanket gets the idea in his head that he is gonna sew mittens on the end of his sleeves and add a kangaroo pouch, just cause we said we didnt think he had the beans to go through with it. We figured he was just blowin hot air so we ignored him mostly, until he emerged from the bathroom with some leather gloves sewed onto his sleeves and a Lynyrd Skynyrd Tour shirt down where the pouch should be. Sure enough, we found some biker unconscious in the bathroom later with cotton all over him. Wild night. The lesson? Dont ever doubt the slanket.
  • Natalie

    May 16 2006 1:51 AM

    I balcked out almost everything from Friday night after 10:30. Please keep any of your personal memories to yourself.
  • ∞ Ed's Lady ∞Shannon Stroman

    Apr 23 2006 8:33 PM

    I got the cards you sent, THANK YOU! My mom is very excited to receive her new Slanket when they come in!!!!

    PS - You make being warm fun!!!!
  • CapRioTtitodd capriotti

    Apr 10 2006 4:23 PM

    thanks for the add
  • ∞ Ed's Lady ∞Shannon Stroman

    Mar 24 2006 8:11 PM

    So, when are you gonna have 'em back in stock????? We must have a Slanket!!!!!!!
  • Louise AnnLouise Ann Del Rosario

    Mar 7 2006 2:14 AM

    best blanket huh..

    can u send it here..its fucking cold in alaska
  • Derek

    Feb 22 2006 11:20 AM

    drink and keep warm

    i don't know her down there, but she seems evil.


    cool.
  • *Heather Michelle*

    Feb 17 2006 10:55 PM

    Thanx! you guys are my two favorite cousins LUV YA!!!!
  • (¯'·._.·°º¤Øø°celeste(¯…

    Feb 17 2006 4:50 PM

                        
  • [stephanie] kibbe

    Feb 8 2006 5:13 AM

    I'm saving all of my pennies so that I can make you mine, Slanket. Just you wait and see.
  • Natalie

    Feb 2 2006 8:09 PM

    What I'd do for a fuckin Slanket....

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  • Intro Films

    Jan 24 2006 4:05 PM

    Why do you love me? Why do you need me? Always and forever... We met in a chatroom, now our love can fully bloom... Sure the world wide web is great, but you, you make my salivate... I love Slanky, but not as much as you, you see... But I still love Slanky... Always and forever. Our love is like a flock of doves, flying up to heaven above... always and forever, always and forever... Why do you need me? Why do you love me? Always and forever...
  • (¯'·._.·°º¤Øø°celeste(¯…

    Jan 23 2006 5:58 AM

    okk so i pride myself on the fact that i sit on couches and enforce naptime as a profession, and i must have a slanket!!! why do i not have one!!! u taunt me so slanket!
    ps.. does it come in electric slanket?