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THE SLUTCRACKER WILL BE BACK IN 2009! DEC. 10-13 & 17-20! Check back regularly to get updates.

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The Slutcracker is a dance-theatre production comprised of a coalition of Boston-area performance artists including, but not limited to, burlesque and can-can dancers, drag kings, hoopers, ballerinas, acrobats, bellydancers, actors and actresses. Through a contemporary interpretation of the traditional Nutcracker, The Slutcracker aims to bring the art of burlesque back to its sexy, bawdy, hilarious roots.

The Slutcracker is an original, over-the-top, “adults only” parody of E.T.A. Hoffman's classic holiday story, The Nutcracker. The story follows Clara, a virginal 20-something whose boyfriend Fritz becomes jealous of a special “toy” she receives for Christmas from an eccentric relative. Guided by a cast of new and intriguing friends, Clara embarks on a fantastic journey into her own sexual awakening that will leave the audience titillated, inspired, and amused.

The brainchild of director Vanessa White, a.k.a. “Sugar Dish,” creative director of the award-winning Babes in Boinkland burlesque troupe, and co-choreographed by members of All the Kings Men, Babes in Boinkland, Ballet Lolita, Thick, and Can Can Revolution, The Slutcracker is an unprecedented celebration of sexuality that promises to be unlike anything Boston has ever seen.

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Brick By Brick Productions

Brick By Brick Productions



Mar 28 2009 12:58 AM

April 4th Sonic Boom Six comes back from the UK to celebrate the release of their brand new album City Of Thieves! This show also features some amazing special guests and is all ages! Brick By Brick Productions Presents:
Saturday April 4 @ Mid East Upstairs
1pm, $10, All Ages
Sonic Boom Six(UK)
Brunt Of It
Interrobang!?
Murphy's Kids (VA)
To pick up your tickets click on the flyer below! ..
Honey Suckle Duvet

Honey Suckle Duvet



May 11 2009 1:49 AM




New Bedford is closer than you think. Car pool and rock on with cool kids.
Brick By Brick Productions

Brick By Brick Productions



Jan 6 2009 12:38 AM

Boston On January 18th...All Ages! Click the flyer to get your tickets
David

David



Dec 22 2008 4:09 AM

fucking fantastic show on saturday! great way to close out the run. hope y'all do more shows in this vein.
L-Train

L-Train



Dec 17 2008 5:26 PM

3 out of 4 shows sold out!!
Booyakasha.

I hear you're crackin' sluts again this weekend! Tell the Metro--
Phenomenal Woman*

Katie O'Connell



Dec 16 2008 5:57 PM




Congrats to the entire cast and all those who helped in any way to make the show possible!!! You were all FANTASTIC!!! Can't wait for next year!!! xoxoxoXXX
<3 Always,
Katelynn
adam cat

adam cat



Dec 16 2008 2:25 PM

socially unacceptable

socially unacceptable



Dec 15 2008 10:53 PM

where did that come from? the only way I could have left that theatre more satisfied would have required a private balcony.
seriously, I didn't know what class was last week, keep coming back, and let me know when tickets are going on sale, they're going to need a new wing to house the crowds next year!
Special Wh...!

Special Wh...!



Dec 15 2008 5:33 PM

thanks for the add-again it was an excellent night-i am totally waiting to get my tickets for the show next year!!!!
EVE-101.com

EVE-101.com



Dec 12 2008 6:47 AM

Hey, Slutcracker! Look for our in depth push for your show over at EVE-101. com this Saturday!

Kisses,
EVE
MISS LA DIVA

MISS LA DIVA



Dec 11 2008 10:54 PM

happy b.day vixens!!!.
erik ©

erik ©



Dec 9 2008 11:40 PM

Paolo

Paolo



Dec 3 2008 3:51 AM

this is going to be -= L E G E N D A R Y =-
erik ©

erik ©



Dec 2 2008 5:29 PM

Malice In Wonderland

Malice In Wonderland



Dec 1 2008 5:53 AM

Fuck yeah!! A dream I forgot I had is "cumming" true....heh, sorry, I couldn't resist that one. 'Tis, late, Miss Clara pants needs some sleep...
erik ©

erik ©



Nov 20 2008 4:37 PM

I just got to track 19 on my rehearsal CD - I am assuming thats our curtain call? AMAZING!
ClubX™

Castillo Nightclub



Nov 19 2008 9:22 AM

What are you going to do this coming Friday November 21? Are you
going to go to the same old clubs and do the same old thing that clubs
have been doing for years or are you going to come to our Thor's Rock Fetish
Night and do something fresh and different and have a BLAST!! Because
in each and every one of you people lies a Rock Star!! That's why
we're doing this night. DRESS LIKE A ROCK STAR, PARTY LIKE A ROCK
STAR!! For at this night you can Let the Rock Star Out. And with
this dress code and this club you can't beat it. OK on to the Dress
Code: LEATHER, LATEX, PVC, VINYL, PATENT LEATHER, GOTH WEAR, OR ALL
BLACK CLOTHING OF ANY KIND. Get to the club by 9 or 9:30 DJ Paulie is
doing a song called "Firehouse" with Blowing Smoke and Flashing Cop
Lights!! DJ Paulie is playing A Lot of Great Songs. No matter what
music you like you most likely will know a lot of these songs.
He's playing stuff like: GUNS N ROSES,
MOTLEY CREW,THE RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS,
THE CARS, AD/DC, OZZY, and much much more! This
is going to be a real BLAST!! SO DON'T MISS IT - YOU MIGHT REGRET
IT!! This club also has good dance space
it's a good size club.
The club is really easy to find. Address: 355 Ferry Street in
Everett, Mass. Doors open from 9 to 1, this coming Friday November
21. Cost $10 to get in. This is a 21 + event. The club is located right after the
intersection on Ferry Street right after the Walgreen's. WE WILL SEE
YOU THERE!!




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erik ©

erik ©



Nov 18 2008 7:19 PM

Paolo

Paolo



Nov 18 2008 5:36 AM

YASE! DIS IS GONNA BE SOO RONCHEH!
Studebaker Hawk

Studebaker Hawk



Oct 28 2008 8:15 PM

This sounds pretty awesome, thanks for getting in touch!
Gravity Plays Favorites

Gravity Plays Favorites



Oct 14 2008 5:25 PM

A good slut is hard to crack! Sounds like a spectacular show!
xo~Michelle Mynx
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TheFemme Show



Oct 3 2008 10:58 PM

Get Your Tickets Now!

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Lucy Buttons- The Queen of Rock and Roll Burlesque

Lucy Buttons



Sep 22 2008 3:54 AM

Add
Dita

Dita VonTeese



Sep 20 2008 12:54 AM

awesome!
THREE DAY THRESHOLD

THREE DAY THRESHOLD



Sep 15 2008 1:00 PM

The Slutcracker sounds like it will be all kind of awesomeness!
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