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加入時間2005/11/9
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樂團成員151are
Brian Manley & J.T. Dockery
影響Kiss, Hasil Adkins, Homer & Jethro, Blind Willie McTell, Faster Pussycat, Johnny Mercer, Lonnie Johnson and/or Victoria Spivey, Buck Owens, Flat Duo Jets, George Grosz, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, H. Warner Munn, Russ Meyer, Elmer Batters, Jack Kirby, Thin Lizzy, Fredric Brown, Tod Browning, EC Comics, Nat King Cole, the Alice Cooper band, Philip K. Dick, Lenny Bruce, the Bible, Sexton Ming and/or Billy Childish, Ella Guru, Bruce Brand, Tubs Johnson, Jerry Lee Lewis, Marx Brothers, Boris Karloff, Link Wray, Nick Tosches, Val Lewton, String Bean, AC/DC, Robert Siodmak, women's lingerie, Bessie Smith, Harry Partch, the Gories, Slim Gaillard, the Sonics, Sam Fuller, David Bowie, Henry Faulkner, William Faulkner, Anton LaVey, David Goodis, H.P. Lovecraft, Marc Bolan and T. Rex, Audrey Totter, Nona Rae, Raymond Scott, Dan Duryea, alcohol, Harry Stephen Keeler, Charlie Chaplin, Richard Widmark, Little Richard, Richard Pryor, the Barbarians, Cab Calloway, tobacco, Sweet Evening Breeze, Ken Nordine, Sun Ra, Robert Mitchum, Sophocles, Fritz Lang, the Skillet Lickers, New York Dolls, Edward D. Wood, Jr., Gloria Grahame, ? and the Mysterians, Robert Wise, Berni Wrightson, Max Fleischer, the Cramps, Man..or Astroman?, Louis Jordan, Nicholas Ray, Otto Dix, the Hee Haw tv show, Captain Beefheart, Tom Waits, Jim Thompson, Bela Lugosi, Spade Cooley, Lil Green, Big Bill Broonzy, Dario Argento, Jeffrey Scott Holland, Ferlin Husky, Leon Theremin, Ratt, Lon Chaney, Sr., Hubert Selby, Jr., Ed Hieronymus, Hieronymus Bosch, Emmett Miller, Vladimir Nabokov, Roosevelt Sykes, Art Young, Fats Domino, Warren Oates
風格近似Delayed teen angst. Sexual anxiety. Bad comedy and/or bad attitude. The search for and the loss of God. It's a rockin' GEEK house party. In eyeliner. And in a suit and tie. Who brought the chicken?
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An immortal psychic werewolf and an ethylene huffin' Old Testament prophet walk into a bar...and they play a giltter-billy rock and roll show. We are the Smacks! We are from Kentucky. And what we really wanna know, 'cause we're so tired of saying it, does cross-dressing count as lycanthropy?

"Man, there’s some strange brew in those Kentucky stills. Smacks! is a two- man gang from Lexington who play almost comically primitive gutbucket garage slop. It’s scary, desperate stuff that more often than not devolves into ugly, abusive noise. So, of course, they call themselves a ‘glitterbilly’ band. Hell, the guitar guy even wears make-up! This gloriously weird album is divided into chapters (and subchapters), much like some ghey European power metal band would. Except Smacks! are not ghey, they are terrifying. Some of the songs (or sub-songs, whatever) seem to be mutated Kiss and Bad Company covers (I swear I heard Black Diamond in there somewhere, and “Sex Apple” IS “All Right Now”), and when the dudes get around to singing, it all starts to gel, in an early Redd Kross kinda way. Mostly, though, it’s a mudbath, and I like it. It’s exactly what would happen if a couple of retarded guys in a Harry Crews novel formed a band in between burning down the barn and fucking a goat in the ass. Glitterbilly forever!"--Sleazegrinder.com

"...songs that range from the painfully noisy to the devilishly inspired. A little ode to insanity called 'Locked in the Cellar' is the kind of lo-fi gem Dr. Demento would wet his pants over. Moving easily between rockabilly, incomprehensible punk, and ingeniously wrongheaded lyric-driven madness, this duo can make you shake your head with despair and your ass with joy all at the same time."--Chris Herrington, the Memphis Flyer (from a review of the "You Won't Believe Your Thighs!" cdr)

"The Smacks! are the grunting sound around the corner; the last gasp of vaudeville...When Mr. Manley asks 'Where Are the Drugs?!!' you'll know that it's already too late. And what about this 'Sex Apple' biz-ness anyhow? Once the Smacks! take their brand of hickey rock down AC/DC street there's no turning back. Who else could/would rhyme lunch, munch and crunch in song without shame or fear of retribution?" --Jesse Saxon, Nougat Magazine (from a review of the "Serpents" cd)

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J Marinelli

J Marinelli



2009/11/12 14:36

Maximum Stomp & Swing!

 

bradley p.

bradley p.



2009/10/9 19:56

Take care of yourselves and each other .
Katherine

Katherine



2009/9/24 17:37

So when is Lexington gonna get smacked!!!!!!
Drinkin' in Louisville

Drinkin' in Louisville



2009/8/26 19:08






J.GLENN

J.GLENN



2009/7/23 17:12

FUCK KNIGHTS

FUCK KNIGHTS



2009/7/20 21:22

Descention [Mason-Dixon Metal]

Descention [Mason-Dixon Metal]



2009/7/15 14:01

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Descention (Louisville, KY)
http://www.myspace.com/descention
Antikythera (Louisville, KY)
http://www.myspace.com/antikythera
Escaping Memory (Scottsburg, IN)
http://www.myspace.com/escapingmemory
Society's Plague (Lexington, KY)
http://www.myspace.com/societysplague
Boozer (Makus Holler, KY)
http://www.myspace.com/letsgetdrunk
Day of Ruin (Colombus, IN)
http://www.myspace.com/dayofruinband
Resin8 (Elizabethtown, KY)
http://www.myspace.com/resin8ed
Devastation by Dawn (Bardstown, KY)
http://www.myspace.com/devastationbydawn
Tri Tones (Louisville, KY)
http://www.myspace.com/rocktritones
Silent from the Struggle (Bardstown, KY)
http://www.myspace.com/sftsrocks
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http://www.myspace.com/severthisillusion
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http://www.myspace.com/adamwop
(Though the flier says $12 day of show.
 The price is only $10. SOrry 'bout that.)
P.R.Thompson

Patrick Thompson



2009/7/15 01:41

I'm throwing this idea out to a bunch of bands and labels to see what may come of this promotional tactic. I'm trying to sell my art. This consists of me doing band flyers, t-shirt designs, cd covers, inserts, backings, lettering, custom paintings and photographs for money. I'm a cheap whore and I won't bust heads, especially with Louisville natives. If you need art for something, look at my paintings and/or photographs and then contact me if my services are needed.

Right on!
P.R.Thompson

 

Tremendous Fucking

Tremendous Fucking



2009/7/14 14:35

Plan ahead!



This will be our FINAL Live Performance. Ever.

Thanks for the good times.
J Marinelli

J Marinelli



2009/6/29 15:03

Descention [Mason-Dixon Metal]

Descention [Mason-Dixon Metal]



2009/6/24 18:59

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Crucial Fun Fest 5!!! Coming early summer 2010!!!

Crucial Fun Fest 5!!! Coming early summer 2010!!!



2009/5/5 20:11

The Loaded Nuns

The Loaded Nuns



2009/4/4 09:42

TONITE @ THE DAME IN LEXINGTON!
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J Marinelli

J Marinelli



2009/3/25 20:27

¡PRESIDENTE!

¡PRESIDENTE!



2009/3/25 01:25

Funeral Sex

Funeral Sex



2009/2/24 01:05


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The Gutter Sluts

The Gutter Sluts



2009/2/23 15:49



The Illistics

The Illistics



2009/2/19 02:35

J Marinelli

J Marinelli



2008/12/17 16:09

I heart the Smacks! Please (pleasepleaseplease)let me know if you EVER want to play a show together.

In the meantime, if you're not doing anything this friday at around suppertime...

SLATE DUMP

SLATE DUMP



2008/12/8 09:16

sendin' yall some love!




hope you guys are stayin' warm!!!

yourNephew,
~ jason
DonningOfANewEra

DonningOfANewEra



2008/12/2 06:18

Hey Grandpa! What's for supper?

The Loaded Nuns

The Loaded Nuns



2008/11/26 06:53

Get fucking hammered for our pre-Turkey day party!!
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Gobble Gobble Hey!
The Loaded Nuns

The Loaded Nuns



2008/11/20 09:55

SATURDAY IN CINCINATTI!!
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Even minus 2 bands, this show remains 4 bands strong! and for the entry f(r)ee, it cant be beat!!
Oi!
JOVONTAES

JOVONTAES



2008/11/15 20:53

us and bushys boys
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2008/11/12 04:34

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