"The Smell" is a totally battery-operated trad (short for "traditional Irish music") band. We play trad tunes. We play instruments that were designed to be children's toys. We don't need amps because they are built into our instruments. We bring all our equipment on the bus.
Yes, I like very much, especially for the dirty old town song. I have dirty old wife, I play this song to her every night when I have put the sellotape on her face for protection purposes. sometimes I have sing times in my ears with this song also, and make dance moves like the dead child boyfriend man, very sad. They have take brain of this man and put in shoebox in the America. I have special information about location of shoebox, and I have arrange plan for steal of brain to put in fridge on special tour bus for good luck before I have chance times to play on the song super-stages. Then when special super-fantastic world tour of eastern Moldova is finish, I will give brain of special white dance child boy black dead man to my dirty old wife, and she will cook for super-fantastic meal of romance. For this special chance times of meal of brain, I will take off trousers and run around in garden and perform special dance moves I have create. Then, I travel to forest and find a large cow and beat for an hour with shovel, until he is dead cow. I will then cut off legs and ears of dead cow for special present for my dirty old wife. I will bring rope, and tie dead cow to back of car. Then, I will put back on trousers, drink half bottle of vodka, and drive home to dirty old wife. She will have brain ready in pot of water, and I will put the plastic bags all over kitchen floor, for protect against blood of dead cow. Great romance evening yes. Thank you for super-fantastic music yes.
