Date of Birth: 13/05/1983
Height: 23.7mm
Volume: 19 Fluid Ounces
Special Power:
Favourite Drink (Whisky): Whisky
Favourite Whisky: Whisky
Favourite Variety of Cheese: Haloumi
Top 5 Greatest Inventions of Mankind:
5) Ribena
4) The Zither
3) The iPod
2) Sausages
1) Beds
Top 5 Albums:
5) Rain Dogs (Tom Waits) (1985)
4) Kid A (Radiohead) (2000)
3) Low / "Heroes" / Lodger (David Bowie) (1977-1979)
2) The Beatles (The Beatles) (1968)
1) Pink Moon (Nick Drake) (1972)
Instruments: Guitar, Vocals, Keyboards, Bass, Percussion, Ukelele, Harmonica, Kazoo
* At the age of four, Rich was accidentaly left in a tobacconists. He was subsequently rasied for six years by a multi-packet of Rizla.
* Rich wears a toupee.
* Last week, Rich found three new species of artichoke growing under a hedge.
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JORDAN LUCAS
Date of Birth: 29/04/1985
Height: 6 1/2 Mega-Yards
Volume: 73 Cubic Litres
Special Power: Immunity to Scurvy
Favourite Drink (Whisky): Whisky
Favourite Whisky: Monkey Shoulder
Favourite Variety of Cheese: String?
5) The Beatles - White Album
4) David Bowie - Hunky Dorie
3) The Beatles - Revolver
2) Pink Floyd - Dark Side of The Moon
1) Nick Drake - Bryter Layter
Instruments:
Guitar, Vocals, Bass, Percussion, Recorder, Ukelele
* Jordan single handedly defended the Beagle from a pirate attack on it's maiden voyage.
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JAY DARJI
Date of Birth: 19/08/1986
Height: 1 Mile
Volume: 81 Pints
Special Power: Skin Colour
Favourite Drink (Whisky): Whisky
Favourite Whisky:
Favourite Variety of Cheese: Paneer
Top 5 Greatest Inventions of Mankind:
5) Council Workers
4) Tea
3) Coke
2) Music
1) 1/2 Kilo Cheeseburger
Top 5 Albums: 5) Dark Side of the Moon (Pink Floyd) (1973)
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2) Pink Moon (Nick Drake) (1972)
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Instruments: Bass, Guitar, Keyboards, Percussion
* Jay is a brown man.
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BEN MASKELL
Date of Birth: 14/03/1985
Height: 8 Coconuts
Volume: 0.000187 Cubic Miles
Special Power: Can see into the past
Favourite Drink (Whisky): Whisky
Favourite Whisky: Alcoholic Whisky
Favourite Variety of Cheese: Cow's
Top 5 Greatest Inventions of Mankind: 5) Staples
4) Food
3)
2)
1)
Top 5 Albums: 5)
4) Origin of Symmetry (Muse) (2001)
3)
2)
1) Rachmaninov's 2nd Piano Concerto (19??)
Instruments: Piano, Keyboards, Guitar, Percussion
* Ben was born an acorn.
* Ben is believed to be between 1 and 100 years old, although his real age is unknown.
* Ben arrived in England on the back of a coconut.
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ROB ALLSOP
Date of Birth: 07/08/1985
Height: 18 1/2 Goats (with one midget goat)
Volume: 0.8567% of a Great Blue Whale
Special Power: Can fluently speak all known dialects of ape origin
Favourite Drink (Whisky): Whisky
Favourite Whisky: JD
Favourite Variety of Cheese: Emmental
Top 5 Greatest Inventions of Mankind:
5)
4)
3)
2) The Drum Kit
1) Bananaman
Top 5 Albums: 5)
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Instruments: Drums, Bass, Percussion
* Rob lost his favourite pair of sandals on holiday in venice. Has anyone seen them?
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Our single's out! It's the new, improved and scientifically enhanced (with magic electronics and stuff), must-dance version of , 'Lay Down The Law' (an NME Track of the Week), and if you've seen us live, it's the one where everyone throws their drinks in the air and goes apeshit. It finally gets a full release on CD, 2 special edition vinyls and an exclusive 3 for 1 digital bundle, all featuring brand new, non-album B-sides that we slaved over for you - no bullshit live versions or crap remixes here.
The 1st 7" is a transparent vinyl with a gatefold sleeve that the second 7" coloured vinyl slots into like a tasty vinyl pie. The exclusive download bundle features the 'as voted for by the public B side' cover of Sexx Laws by Beck, we love Beck btw, as well as a preview mix of our first album with Matt blathering on about how all the songs happened, all for the price of a single track download from Tunetribe.
7" # 1
Lay Down The Law
Cut My Hair
7" # 2
Lay Down The Law (original demo)
Testify (alternative version)
CD
Lay Down The law
Eye Need 2 No
To download the track from iTunes CLICK HERE or you can buy the single on all 3 of the formats available by heading to HMV HERE.
Alternatively, you can get the download bundle from Tunetribe here, which includes Lay Down The Law, Sexx Laws (Beck cover), Heart Tuned To D.E.A.D album sampler. All for
Yeah we're thinking about it.. The harmonies would be pretty tricky to pull off live (at least continuously). But it might be worth considering some kind of loop..
