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The Sock Monkee
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Living Vicariously Through Everyone Else
Male
21 years old
Canada
Last Login: 12/12/2007
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The Sock Monkee's Interests
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| General | Flinging and swinging.
Sewing.
Twitching in my sleep.
Streaking through Star Trek conventions.
I like to draw myself cartoon style.
and I can wiggle my ears.
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I likes to dance. | | Movies | Only learned one thing from movies.
I broke ape law. | | Television | I have telepathy.
I lost my remote and can't be bothered to get up to turn on the TV.
I did learn that Mr. T. pities me. That may come in handy for a few bucks sometime. | | Books | Bi-Curious George | | Heroes | 
Myself. |
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The Sock Monkee's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Body type: | More to love! | | Ethnicity: | Other | | Zodiac Sign: | Libra | | Occupation: | Fluffer..by that I mean I'm fluffy |
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About me:
First of all my name is Fluke.....
Heritage..... I'm not really sure. I think I'm Italian or some sort of Mexican.
I used to be socks, then one day a little old lady,(Grannystein) cut me up, stitched me back together, put me in the microwave...and the yelled "It's Alive." Then she relieved her self in her panties. But that's another story. Then she had some tea and biscuits, cause that's what she does...........Since then I have done some travelling, been sent to meet new friends and had some cool adventures.
Me and my Canadian buddy, eh?
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Who I'd like to meet:
Already met this dood.
This is the first hand account about how that happened (names have been changed to protect the crazy ladies).................
"Midway through the Clay concert, Carrie made us a sign that said :The Sock Monkee" and an arrow for us. Tara was holding him and I held up the sign. Something clicked in Clay's head and he points annd motions to give the monkey to him. He's singing the ENTIRE time, never missing a beat. He wants the monkee. I yell "OKAY, BUT I NEED HIM BACK!" Clay nods emphatically (gimme the damn monkee). I said "I REEEEEEEEEALY NEED HIM BACK" NOD NOD NOD from Clay. Tari stands there motionless and numb. I rip the monkee from her cold dead hands and throw him at Clay. Clay catches him and holds him up. THIS is where Tara and my cameras STOP WORKING. He's singing, bobbing his head back and forth, "Take the damn picture". He was making Fluke dance and he was dancing. The entire incident is being played out on the Jumbotron. The croud was CRAZY. Finally, he had Fluke for over a minute and couldn't wait for us to take a picture any longer. Luckily we both got one. He tosses Fluke back. Fluke is a star!!!!"...............(names have been changed to protect the crazy)
If you want to read more of my adventures, check out my blogs...START AT THE BEGINNING!
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