About me: As President I pledge to uncover and divulge any secrets the government has regarding aliens and captured alien technology.
I promise to use any alien technologies to help stimulate the economy. Let's give these secrets back to the American people.
Space exploration is the best way to ensure a positive future for our children. A new frontier will bring new resources and will help ease the burden on our mother earth.
Government is corrupt. I propose to obstruct congress at all times. I will automatically veto any bill that comes across my desk. We don't need more laws. We don't need more bureaucracy. We need solutions. I will only sign legislation that brings us closer to becoming a legitimate space faring society.
We will no longer fight frivolous wars on our own planet. We will work together through the international community to ensure the security of the entire human race.
My administration will tirelessly pursue any lead that suggests manipulation by time travel, and we will not be afraid to use any knowledge of the future we may glean to ensure the safety and prosperity of the American people.
Who I'd like to meet: Robert Smith, James K. Polk, George Washington, Harry Truman, The Doctor
Would you come out on the eve of Oct 5th to discuss your policies over a brew or two and celebrate the anniversary of my birth? I think you may find a few impressionable minds to influence with your ideas...
I'm not sure whether it's the way you love my body or your space program or the disco dungeon you promised me but one way or another, McCain has nothing on you...
A dog puked on the floor today and I got sad all of the sudden cuz Chris Hill wasn't there to have one of his peculiar reactions. Miss you and hope all is well....
A dog puked on the floor today and I got sad all of the sudden cuz Chris Hill wasn't there to have one of his peculiar reactions. Miss you and hope all is well....
It was so terribly saddening. Documentary style, and so heart wrenching. I cried and cried. The seven Americans who remained to help the poor of Nanking are heroes.
I just grilled a veggie burger and some PattyPans. I didn't have anything cold to drink except pre-mixed margaritas. The sour part always gets the hinge in my jaw. gah.
There is no making sense of life, dear. It just is and you have to take control of it.
