The Spam Avenger
Robert Plant
Jay Z
The Janitor Man
The Geico Caveman is dead
Troglodyte
Neanderthal
Influences
Kentucky Fried Chicken, Alan Abel, Salvadore Dali, Butthole Smurfers, Radio Jihad, Joey Skaggs, ding-dang-a-ling-long, Bonzo Dog Shoe Shine Emporium, Ali Jesus, Steven Wright, the blisters on my fingers thing, Neil Hamburger (the early sessions), God the Almighty, Amway, Ralph Nader.
banjo, ukelele Harvey Oswald, shredders, rappers, Jerky Boys, Jerky Girls, the Corinthians, Tube Bars, Tube Socks, Tube Tops, Tube Steak, Euronymous and his crew (shout outs to Hell), Peter Paul and Panzer, Flea, Powder, non erotic chat, Tom Waits For No One, Son House, Queens of the Stone Age Flinstone Memorial Home, 10000 BC, Grog from BC, Coyle and Sharpe, Objects, Painful, Ouch, Sorry, Led Zeppelin, anyone poplular to reign in support from search engines, Ani Di Frankenstein, Gwar Stefani, did I spell her name right, No Doubt, Dude, Nomeansno, No, No, No, Red Skelton, Steve Allen and the homies, Radio Antarctica, The Flaming Lips Balm, Eminem, In M, In M, In M, Moby, Dick, Richard Nixon, Mojo Nixon, used Mojo magazine, Ozzy Bear, Tribute bands, Fugazi, Lee Scratch Perry, Beastie Boys, Beastie Girls, Paul's letters to the Corinthians in his boutique, SNFU, Ralph Stanley, Paul Stanley Eisen, the Blood Brothers, the Jungle Brothers, quaaludes, acid, orange juice, hever heard that one before, David Letterman's intestine, the Cripps before the invention of the wheelie, Kim Jong Illin', get out the nuclear device cause I hear mice, eels, pandas, and, above all, Buddie Rich getting really mad at his band.
About Me: "I'm an eel," says The Spam Avenger from his reclining chair behind his desk at The Spam Avenger Foundation. The noted futurist, philanthopist, sport-fisherman, and best-selling self-help author is modest about his contributions to the anti-spam campaigns of the early 2000s.
"Like, I get an e-mail with a toll-free phone number. What's it cost? Nothing, to me. Of course I'm going to phone it and tell whoever it is on the other end that I've got a walrus living in my lung. It's a very human thing to do. Some people tell me it's super-human, but I say, 'No, look within yourself and you, too, will find the walrus. It enjoys herring and pocky.'"
Common sense like this has won The Spam Avenger accolades from several world leaders, not the least among them Gabonese president Albert Bernard Bongo who told The Economist, "He's an eel.""
While The Spam Avenger told his secretary to hold all calls during the interview, she interrupts. He excuses himself to take an urgent phone call from an official at the World Bank . A pause."
The Spam Avenger calmly launches into a compelling litany of cuss words delivered in a such a calm and rational fashion that a casual listener might believe he is delivering sound economic advice. No adverbs. No adjectives. No sentence structure. Just obscenity after obscenity without hint of malice. After five minutes with no letting up, he hangs up the phone."
Thanks for being a friend in space! ....and if it's luv,it's apreciated. if not,it's apreciated also.
Keep doing what you do best and stay yourself, You know allready.
Check out our other pages,if you find time. If you would want to know more about us. The first ones on this page. Sinds you like this,you could request the other pages too and please read well before jumping to conclusion and read our blogs.
Regards,
Bugz B,J.Blaze and Kane D Goreson, from Winners n sinners.
We are all winners and sinners, the balance is now, The key is gratitude. No fear,no keeps.
I belief in artgeneering...the artist is only a medium,connected to the spirits around him-translating vibes into symbolic shapes to reinitialize the ancient wayof using language... the way of light and color... without the disguise of words,right through the passage of our eyes... to reach hearts and souls without taking the intelectual loop way... natural formulas in an unnatural world...pure and uncensored... awakening the visiual awareness, the centre of our inner universe... to let it shine in the way it has allways been before these annoying times, that keep us away from our natural mission... to stay connected with our great mother earth and her deep spirit of freedom and peace... we have to regain our nearly lost nativeness, to stop this wheel of opression and iniquity that haunts our world and our hearts...it's time for the rainbow warriors :-)
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Come on by and download our new Christmas prank, Home Visit From Santa! Hope you have a great holiday, and remember...we're always as close as your phone! Yer' pals--The Wipper Brothers
Ya' missed a good one because you don't accept html. And yet we sympathize with your plight, since our page too is completely cluttered with useless html garbage.
In any case, remember kids, as Dick "Mr. Potter" Cheney says: "Every time a bell rings, an angel gets waterboarded!"
Happy Holidays, and we hope you're having a wonderful life in your very own Bedford Falls--Your good pals, The Mockers
Hi Spam Avenger... Thanks for stopping by! The material on your page is hilarious. I wonder how these spammers are not yet out of business. I guess somebody's got to keep the "second party" informed ;) ! Hopefully, that will eventually do the trick.
Let's help each-other fight those cyber-parasites!
language, obscure reference: hell there’s a million ways we can loose them! If a restaurant can declare no shoes no shirts no dancing on the speakers please or no service, then we can too! I want to live! I want to breathe! But really, more than anything, I just want to be entertained and if no one else is willing to do it, then I guess there’s nothing left to do…
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