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The Speech Impediments
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Member Since	3/27/2006
Band Website	fictionpress.com/~somethingindecent
Band Members	J. Synonymous . Danis DeVenus . Virus . Veg Survivors: Justin Snyder . Pete Peterson . Pud
Influences	13 bands you've heard of before and 5 you haven't.
Sounds Like	A good punk band, or is that an oxymoron?
Record Label	Talk Better Records
Type of Label	Indie

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About The Speech Impediments

The Speech Impediments. Originally formed in the spring of 2001. How does one begin to describe such a band? Why would one bother? Perhaps we'll find the truth if we dig into the heart of it's members. Dan the reluctant leader enjoys to spend his time complaining. An artist at heart Dan pretends to drink his way towards enlightenment all the while preparing for his great masterpiece. Chris, or, Veg using his christian name, is a computer savvy, skateboarding, emo rudeboy band geek death punker skakid who fits more under the catagory: pharmaceutical child. One can usually find these types either plugged into the computer or swimming in your nearest gutter. Jason the hack writer offers opinions about things he knows knothing about. Always talking about his magazine you can usually avoid unwanted contact by insesently staring him down. Warning: Beware of his toxicity level as he likes it high which can lead to awkward situations and cantankerous witticisms. Lastly we have Vires who'll be jumping in on bass as soon as we find where we left our motivation. It might have been in his car. But when were we in his car? Did he steal it? We don't know..................maybe we should call him. Alright the bios done. Finished. There's nothing left except for the fact that Dan wants to start a rap group called the ShapeShiftas while Jason wants to start the Something Indecent Band where people play instruments while he reads his stories into the mic..........riveting. Check out these guys live if you get the chance because its a rare experience. Much like UFO sightings. But you know they're out there. With the truth.

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OFFICIALLY TERMINATED (need help booking June/July	May 5 2008 2:01 AM
Many Moods of Dad	Feb 18 2008 10:38 PM From one stutterer to another - I'm diggin the instrumentals - reminiscent of the Descendents.
Little Stevie and The Hellrazors	Feb 18 2008 3:57 PM Great stuff, guys! Thanks for being a friend!
Laura eat world	Feb 17 2008 5:30 PM babyy loves we r coming to visit on wednesday
D€€JÅŸ	Feb 15 2008 6:50 AM We should eat some cheese!
Laura eat world	Feb 11 2008 9:33 AM i think that this is cool hahahaha
Roughnecker's finest	Feb 7 2008 10:58 PM WHAT THE FUCK! Why you never answer my calls i'll never figure out, Dan! Maybe you should stop pulling your meat cylinder and push accept every once in a while! STOP LICKING BALLS! hahah! oh. hi jason if your reading this.. pass it on to the stain please. thanks!
sarah~larah	Feb 2 2008 12:09 PM happy belated birth to the antichrist, De-Ve... 24 years of raising hell, fucking primordial dwarves, killing kittens and still going... yay you!
sarah~larah	Jan 3 2008 11:49 PM nice to see that you guys aren't dead. happy new year.
babyy lou	Dec 29 2007 7:05 PM
jake	Dec 28 2007 1:34 PM
Charles S. McVey	Dec 21 2007 7:46 AM Thanks for the add!
OFFICIALLY TERMINATED (need help booking June/July	Dec 11 2007 9:28 PM
Pud	Nov 24 2007 4:04 PM Happy? no one in that house is happy. That is a totally dillusional thing to say. And you being completley content allowing everyone to walk all over you is the main reason I lost respect for you. Whatever. This doesn't even matter, right? nothing matters, so fuck it.
Pud	Nov 24 2007 1:23 AM Sorry. I don't break into fellow proletariets cars with no remorse, or at all, or tell a lightly revised pedophile joke for 5 years. I don't think I'm spimp material. I'm pretty sure that requires untouched stagnation and a blind eye towards alcoholism and a repetitive useless indecent life. Oh, and an indifference towards the fate of your immediate relatives and all general responsibility. Don't worry. We'll be out of each other's hair in a few months. I'm pretty sure that is what we are waiting for if I'm not mistaken. Happy thanksgiving (whatever that is supposed to mean). Go fuck a turkey. (written after the bars, when I say what I am actually thinking) Signed, Whatever you want to think I am You got anything else to say, go ahead and send it here. I hear myspace is where you like to talk your shit about me. Figures. Say it to my face, and you'll actually have reprocussions. And I know how you faithful 'punkers' like to talk with no action or consequence(this is only according to the last 30 years, though being longer than the life you've lived, it is really all the same when you live the lives others have previously endured for no reason). God forbid you have to stick up for yourself. p.s. take me out of your top friends (or delete me all together). I'm getting contacted by a couple people I regret ever knowing. -Your roommate (as far as I know, that's all I am... enemy? friend? regret? osiris? decline? progression? past?.....who knows? only fists and time can tell I guess, and I have both at all times)
Pud	Nov 23 2007 5:18 PM "Jason wants to start the Something Indecent Band where people play instruments while he reads his stories into the mic..........riveting." My idea. Theif.
jake	Nov 16 2007 2:41 PM ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: idle minds Date: 16 Nov 2007, 14:28
D€€JÅŸ	Nov 12 2007 6:29 PM Google Splattercast and you'll find my radio show Friend!
jake	Nov 1 2007 4:57 PM you want to come to the mafoi show you want to come to the mafoi show, you want to come to the mafoi show. saturday box awsome 9 pm
Something Indecent	Oct 28 2007 2:22 PM Hey so when are you guys going to play some shows again? I need to whore out my zine. I'm typing this with a mustache drawn on my face from last night. I keep forgetting its there when I scratch my face. Or miss my mouth when projecting food at it. I just read this hot porn story a couple of minutes ago. I'll have to tell you about it because A. the plot was good B. the plot was hot and C. the story was wicked sweet. I'm seeing how many ounces I can pump out of this thing. Anyway, gotta go. I need to stretch for my dance lessons.
Jeff Hilliard	Oct 27 2007 1:26 AM Hey best myspace friend forever! I hope you are having the greatest life, because you are the reason I get up in the morning. This world needs more of you!!! Love your # 1 fan- Jeff XOXO www.youtube.com/JeffHilliard www.funnyordie.com/JeffHilliard
mr.t	Oct 24 2007 6:45 PM yo!!!!!!!!!!!!kick ass sea bass
SUPER HAPPY DOOM TIME	Oct 23 2007 1:11 PM HALLOWEEN 2007 Wed Oct 31 BOX AWESOME 815 O St., Lincoln, NE 6pm-9pm all ages $4 GNRTR (Generator Rock?) GLOVES (Guitar Rock) PAPER PEOPLE (Bass Rock) BILLY KNUCKLES (Powerviolence Punk) 9pm-1am 18+ $4 THE FALLEN SEVENTY SEVEN (Horror Punk) DAY OF THE LOCUST (Death Metal) EZRA (Death Metal) MUSTACHÉ (Hardcore Thrash)
Shawn	Sep 24 2007 11:43 PM whats up man
jake	Sep 22 2007 5:13 PM IDLE MINDS W/ SMOKE HOUSE 9:00 PM AT THE BOX CHEAP DRINKS COME GET HIGH W/ US
Shawn	Sep 11 2007 1:06 AM well now i stopped by!
A Mick	Aug 11 2007 6:46 PM the CD is great thax.
Laura eat world	Jul 22 2007 6:46 PM i miss you guys like alot you guys are my best friends im so lost without you but i will be home here in a few days and i will see you guys soon MISS YOU!
Glych*	Jun 26 2007 1:06 PM haha, im taking your head over dan haha
mr.t	Jun 24 2007 12:53 PM u guys rocked my house.. thanks for playing and punching out my roof... it just wouldnt be the same with out u there..thanks again u guys rock... fuch yea eat shit.
jake	Jun 22 2007 4:15 PM damn ... uuhhhh..... yeah it did get preaty weird did'nt it? sounds like i missed out huh?
scewp	Jun 15 2007 12:51 PM Something Indecent 4 made me literally shit myself. There's a possibility I would have done it anyway, but it certainly would not have been so fulfilling. A content suggestion: a photo collage of all kinds of different sets of balls hanging on Pud's chin while he sleeps. Could be a regular feature. Just something to think about.
Laura eat world	May 26 2007 4:42 PM
[FALON]	May 22 2007 1:27 PM painting?....with the speech impediments?! sounds like a cure for a broken heart to me :) lets dooooo it. this weekend. plzzzz
Laura eat world	May 21 2007 2:16 PM hahaha not quite yet. it will be done by next friday tho. and i love the painting it makes me think about good times and jason picking an ant out of his crackie
blick jagger	May 10 2007 8:52 AM dude, those terrorist fucked up your basement. and due to the amount of natty ice left at the jaeger nest, you are no longer welcome.....unless you bring better beer. fuck you guys, blaynn
scewp	May 8 2007 6:23 PM hey, can i be your new bassist? what do i have to do - just never play bass with you? sweet, i'm down. nevermind, veerez probably laid down that fat bass beat on that new shitty rap song. i learned all my rap skills from the Chicago Bears "Super Bowl Shuffle," so i'm tainted.
Laura eat world

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