Mr Kong
          Mr Kong If Super-String Theory is correct does this mean that the Universe is essentially a very large Pot-Noodle?

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29 years old
Portsmouth
United Kingdom



Last Login: 1/5/2009
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GeneralI like things. Mostly.
Music|Arcade Fire|The Divine Comedy|Bobby Darin|David Bowie|UNKLE|Beck|Death in Vegas|Scissor Sisters|Pulp|Duke Ellington|Gavin Bryars|Arvo Part|Joby Talbot|The Aloof|Goldfrapp|Portishead|Buddy Greco|The Young Knives|Duke Special|Led Zeppelin|Quincy Jones|The Beatles|The Temptations|Elvis Presley|The Beastie Boys|Radiohead|Angelo Badalamenti|Blur|Gorillaz|Gnarls Barkley|Moloko|Royksopp|Michael Giacchino|Carl Stalling
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Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:The Isle of the Lilim
Body type:Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Education

    Mr Kong's Schools
Dartington College of Arts
Totnes, United Kingdom
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Theatre
Minor: How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Depression
Clubs: DCASU, Higher Close Club, Society of Fools
Greek:   Nu Mu Nu

2001 to 2004
Builth Wells High School
POWYS, United Kingdom
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: English Literature
Minor: Art
Clubs: Mid Powys Youth Theatre
Greek:   Zeta Zeta Zeta

1995 to 1999
Omagh High School
Omagh, United Kingdom
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
 

1994 to 1995
Castledown School
Andover, United Kingdom
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
 

1992 to 1994



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About me:

I have in my time been a purveyor of magazines and stationary, a toilet cleaner, a manual labourer, a technical assistant, a bingo caller, an usher, an actor, a marketing designer, a gallery curator, an exhibition co-ordinator, a parliamentary interviewer, a television news interviewee, an ambassador, a ‘bright spark’ (1992), an illustrator, a lover, a passenger, a navigator, a removals man, a defender, a landscape gardener, a pianist, a singer, a stage manager, a twin, a father, a director, a husband, a thief, a receptionist, a barman, a waiter, a loser, a manager, a counsellor, a governor, an instigator, a follower, a president, a shelf-stacker, a child-carer, a babysitter, a supporter, an adversary, an entertainer, a recluse, a novelty, and now I’m a cover supervisor and drama teacher.

Tough day at the office? Worn out from pushing sacks of meat around all day? Go ahead; poke that bloated sack of stupidity in his fat useless gut...

...and go find yourself a TV show to watch and unwind with. I'm so good to you.




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You see that map thingy up there? I clicked that open one day, curious to see who
was looking at me and from whence they lookethed and I saw a 'recent' flag in south
wales. Now I spent several years in Mid Wales and I amuse myself with the notion
that I still have friends there, so I switched to satellite view and started zooming in
to see if I recognised the locale of my patron. I zoomed and I zoomed, quickly
realising I was homing in on Swansea. This encouraged me because I know that I
know people in Swansea. So I continued zooming in on the 'recent' flag.
I got to within a 10 metre resolution and do you know where that flag was?
In a tree.
In a tree in a suburban neighbourhood in Swansea.
Im getting hits from squirrels.

Do I feel good about that or not? Lines are open now...



I made this to scare away the boredom:


If you've never watched The Prisoner then you're stupid and selfish. Luckily for you, I am clever and generous, so here; consider yourself introduced, like you was at a party or sumfin

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This is going to kick all kinds of arse...

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If I cut off their heads and sewed them together at the neck, would that make me a terrorist or a freedom fighter?

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If Superman's physical density is so great that his eyeball can reduce a speeding bullet to squashy useless metal...

...how the hell does Superman shave?!? .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... ....

My good friend and hero, The Steve Kelly. Watch this if you value greatness:
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Who I'd like to meet:
Myself from the future. Just to make sure.

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Mr. Bumpullerumpullererson

Mr. Bumpullerumpullererson



Dec 3 2007 9:14 PM

Ahahah, very good, very good. I must say I didn't see that one coming.
uch like Driver did not see the poor person he hit yesterday while we were on our way to throw expensive china plates off a nearby bridge.
Mr. Bumpullerumpullererson

Mr. Bumpullerumpullererson



Dec 3 2007 1:01 PM

I'm quite sure, Mr. Kong, that I shouldn't like to venture a guess. Do enlighten me.
*JesstheMess*

Jess blackman



Nov 11 2007 12:14 AM

spicer!!! i heard u were doin a play in wales, yea? which one?? jesseeee xxx
Church F Hamilton

Church F Hamilton



Oct 21 2007 12:42 PM

well well...
spinrek

spinrek



Sep 19 2007 7:51 PM

happy birthday! happy birthday! happy birthday!
Sarah Bennetto

Sarah Bennetto



Sep 3 2007 4:15 AM

Does anyone even use this anymore?

*sigh*

I remember when this was all fields...
www.myspace.com/evans31090

www.myspace.com/evans31090



Aug 18 2007 10:03 AM

Hey dude.... Hows it goin??
spinrek

spinrek



Aug 16 2007 9:19 PM

Dance your cares away,
Worry's for another day,
Let the music play,
Down in Fraggle Rock
spinrek

spinrek



Aug 12 2007 7:40 PM

Hey thank you! i found that clip too but i dont know enough ( or care enough) about computers to add it anywhere! funny tho huh? i looked on ebay and there were two vids - not sure if im gonna get one tho. its ricks bday soon(and he loved the movie too) so i could get it for him....hmmm..
Amy Lewis

Amy Lewis



Aug 10 2007 6:38 PM

I didnt get to hear it with sound, but still laughed!? x
spinrek

spinrek



Aug 10 2007 8:42 AM

i had a dream the other night that you were sending meindividual sheets of handwriten pages you were doing for a new book. being a dream i dont know what the book was about!

it was strange as the postman knew where i was even tho' i was living out of a blue vw beetle and travelling all over!
Ross Adams

Ross Adams



Aug 9 2007 9:10 AM

Tres bien merci!
I know this is geet cheeky like, but is there any way you can get the background colour more solid like yours? If not don't worry. I may get this image put on a T-Shirt, or even better onto canvas....
Ross Adams

Ross Adams



Aug 8 2007 3:45 PM

Wowza Malowza!!!!!
I am very excited at the prospect.
I will leave it up to your creative genius to decide what pic to use. Thought you could use one of the many narcissistic images of my good self in my myspace pictures.
Hope you're well.
Amy Lewis

Amy Lewis



Aug 8 2007 12:07 PM

'Ennui' - French for Trouble
Amy Lewis

Amy Lewis



Aug 8 2007 11:22 AM

Star Light Star Bright (Lights and Fishnet Tights)
Amy Lewis

Amy Lewis



Aug 8 2007 11:02 AM

Whitney Houston - I will always love you (shut up now)
Amy Lewis

Amy Lewis



Aug 8 2007 10:16 AM

Fools rush in - Elvis (came from Bristol)
Amy Lewis

Amy Lewis



Aug 7 2007 10:38 PM

Elephants never forget(anamia)
Amy Lewis

Amy Lewis



Aug 7 2007 9:31 PM

The Snowman always carries an ice-pack
spinrek

spinrek



Aug 7 2007 8:27 PM

What about the blanket theory?
Sarah Bennetto

Sarah Bennetto



Aug 2 2007 4:57 PM

Oh my GOD!!!!!


That is so, so, so bloody cool. Thank you so much Steve. You're a gem, (and an artist of the highest order ;)

How's August treating you? Any plans?

S. x

P.S. That dress is so ME.
Joe

Joseph Smith



Aug 2 2007 9:23 AM

Back over the cyber border in facebook land, I expressed gratitude for my rendering in the Groening style. I love it. If you send me your account details via the safest means possible(unfortunately ruling out text as I have been completely cut off now) I will transfer the money over. I'm sorry for the delay. Have you seen Transformers or the Simpsons Movie yet? Are they good?
Craig

Craig



Aug 1 2007 3:23 PM

ROOST.
Craig

Craig



Jul 31 2007 11:30 PM

Done it, mon frere (is that how you spell it?)
Craig

Craig



Jul 31 2007 11:13 PM

Just reading your movie reviews...

As part of the "criminally overlooked" section may i recommend to you The Way Of The Gun. A wonderful liitle crime flick written and directed by Chris Mcquarrie, writer of The Usual Suspects.
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