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THE STATUTORY APES
Regional Mexican / A'cappella / Nu-Jazz

		"FUCK YOU" Kitchener-Waterloo, Ontario Canada Profile Views: 23254 Last Login: 7/5/2008
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THE STATUTORY APES: General Info

Member Since	8/26/2004
Band Website	me6.com/sa
Band Members	Adam (mouth/keyboard) and Matt (gree-tar) and Kris (eh-coo-stick)
Influences	Horror movies from the 80's and Kyle Murray. Musically, anything from Jazz to Punk to Grind.
Sounds Like	"A pair of crazed punks churn out well-costumed, drum-free, fuzzed-out almost-songs."
Record Label	Slut Factory Records
Type of Label	Indie

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About THE STATUTORY APES

The Statutory Apes : We are. a quick story please. i promise you that much. enter two gifted people who bring something different into this galaxy. power and fear only can tell the story well enough to understand. i have the ability of power and fear so i can re-tell this long lost story. we date back to the year 90 where they were found, travel to the future 2909 thats the future. so hard. so hard. so hard.

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Troy MacCubbin	May 20 2008 1:47 PM Troy MacCubbin here DA STATUTORY APEZ! How are you mate? Just got back from playing a concert for the Cannes film festival in France. Hope your doing well. Just wanted to stop by and say G'day and see whats news with you? If you get a chance swing by and say hello. All the best DA STATUTORY APEZ ;) Troy http://troymaccubbin. com
FLAIRS	Apr 26 2008 6:04 PM .. FLAIRS "Better Than Prince" by JONAS & FRANCOIS. Uploaded by flairs..
TRI-CITY ROLLER GIRLS	Apr 25 2008 10:48 AM I hear you guys are gays... either way, thanks for the add! #101 Stacie Jones Tri-City Roller Girls
iron bitchface	Apr 23 2008 5:40 AM I would like to play a show with the Statutory Apes. Or I'd just be happy seeing The Statutory Apes perform live again.
sexaudia radio	Apr 20 2008 5:10 PM Thanks for adding sexaudia radio- Get the best advice, music, comedy, and fun! Tune in soon and spread the word!
MattG124	Apr 11 2008 4:11 AM im looking forward to it
iron bitchface	Mar 18 2008 3:40 PM VERY!
MattG124	Mar 6 2008 6:06 PM :D hurray!!
Milkbagbrother	Jan 6 2008 2:36 PM I don't know how you did it, but I am totally impressed. HPY NU YRZ!! ~..brad
slut factory records	Dec 9 2007 11:08 AM
Gin	Nov 26 2007 9:00 PM DO SOMETHIN' i'm bored.
ohyn ™	Oct 21 2007 10:04 AM hiya. what's up?
dia. [drums.bass.KICKIT!]™	Oct 17 2007 5:50 PM and how could you be too well? I suppose that's probably the category I got under then. heh
dia. [drums.bass.KICKIT!]™	Oct 15 2007 5:38 PM hi. =] how are you?
iron bitchface	Oct 6 2007 7:48 PM VIVA LA QUEBEC!!!
Luxxy	Oct 4 2007 8:45 PM LESS GAY MORE APES WRITE SOME FUCKING SONGS ice cream
Luxxy	Aug 15 2007 10:05 PM The Bowling Night song makes me want to bowl. :(
slut factory records	Jul 27 2007 6:11 PM you guys are like super famous being on the radios and shit!
Marcel	Jul 20 2007 8:03 AM you's guys need any stuff measured? i'm really bored...
iron bitchface	Jul 19 2007 7:34 PM needs more boners...
marta	Jul 19 2007 2:54 AM WOW THANKS!
Lokust	Jul 18 2007 11:19 PM IM more then impressed im sexually aroused at the music you play, its what the french would call, La great, aside from that, how are you guys doing these days?
kyle	Jul 9 2007 1:57 PM HELLO!
slut factory records	Jul 9 2007 1:30 PM you will make 2 cents royalties in total. however there is a $5 matt and adam of the statutory apes (or any variations of the name) processing fee...
slut factory records	Jun 30 2007 7:29 AM come on reunion tour 2007!
Gin	May 28 2007 1:33 PM Mc Ali G. weird you guys should play a show... in toronto...
iron bitchface	May 27 2007 8:57 AM You should probably listen to that dog a few comments down, he knows what he's talking about!
slut factory records	Apr 17 2007 10:29 PM i can see you...
major group DAIQUIRI	Apr 16 2007 9:06 PM hey guys! ....remember!??????
The Notorious V.A.G.	Apr 15 2007 6:37 PM Sup you apey fucks. When are you doing shows so I can undress you with my eyes? Get on it!!!
iron bitchface	Apr 13 2007 10:47 AM p.s. be MORE gay!
iron bitchface	Apr 12 2007 10:25 AM you show up and i'll work my magic!
Ilidio	Apr 12 2007 8:20 AM MY DICK GREW 4 INCHES OVER NIGHT. NOW I HAVE 12 INCH DICK FOR LOVE EMAIL ME FOR LOVE @ HOTDICK@HOTMAIL.COM
Marker	Apr 8 2007 9:16 AM
Gin	Mar 21 2007 7:07 PM yes. that's precisely what it is.
123TEN!!!	Mar 19 2007 8:50 PM *swoon.
iron bitchface	Mar 7 2007 9:04 PM FUCK YEAH!
iron bitchface	Mar 6 2007 11:57 PM and we love you too...
J.R.M.V. PRODUCTIONS	Mar 6 2007 10:38 PM http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/9605/messagecx7.gif
♥♥AwsomeRachel♥♥	Mar 3 2007 7:59 AM why did my myspace blow your mind?
MattG	Mar 1 2007 7:19 PM hahahhaha i love all the songs ive heard on your profile!! ive tryed to download them for my ipod but my browser is heavy metal gay and wont let me.. it makes me sad and as for steve moustache ive been waiting since the last one.. but i can wait longer as it will be worth it! if i had good tv i would probably check that show out but my basic cable doesnt have what ever channel its on :(
The Notorious V.A.G.	Feb 27 2007 11:26 AM You are rock mega-stars. When I go to Myspace and look up "comedy" in music, you guys are like, #1. Wow. And I like totally know you. OMG!! OMG!!!
.	Feb 15 2007 3:37 PM zing zang zong
iron bitchface	Feb 7 2007 12:26 AM sometimes there's no place i'd rather be than on a tropical island...
Gin	Jan 18 2007 3:45 PM sorry? really?
Gin	Jan 16 2007 9:37 PM
mankind is a plague	Jan 15 2007 4:31 PM you know what sucks? i have not yet had the pleasure of witnessing you perform nuclear assault. or any other song for that matter. i'd be a lot cooler if i did. pssst: schedule road trip to ottawa!
Marker	Jan 15 2007 4:23 PM
iron bitchface	Jan 12 2007 1:27 AM turds!

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