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The Steamy Bohemians
Comedy / Rock / Indie

Two bad things that go worse together!



BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS
United States

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Last Login:  6/26/2009
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   The Steamy Bohemians: General Info
Member Since2/7/2005
Band Websiteunder construction
Band Members
Lainey "Danger" Schulbaum: voice, guitar, keys


Niki "Chicken Fingers" Luparelli: voice, tambourine, finger cymbals, banana, boobies

photos by Kelsey Bennett

Influences



Sounds Likeriding a unicorn
Record LabelI'm a Kitty!
Type of LabelIndie


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   Upcoming Shows ( view all )
Jun 27 2009 8:00P
Cambridge YMCA Theatre Cambridge, Massachusetts
Jul 11 2009 9:00P
JERKUS CIRCUS at Ralph’s Worcester, Massachusetts

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   About The Steamy Bohemians
"Thwack together vaudevillian comic chops, astounding musicality, and oodles of quirky sex appeal and you've got the Steamy Bohemians, Boston's very own darlings of debauchery. Part glam rock, part stand-up comedy, and all sass, steamy duo Lainey Schulbaum and Niki Luparelli seductively tickle audiences with songs like "My Love For You (The Mayonnaise Song)," "Second Cousin," and "The Ballad of the Bastard," which the ladies claim are inspired by "chaos, cultural discontent, and gender polarity. And weed." Though their banter rivals Lucy and Ethel and their lyrics are borderline absurd, these broads offer more than just a kitschy hook. Both are classically trained sopranos, and Schulbaum's guitar playing will rock your pretty little face off. Check out their debut album Technicolor Radio or, better yet, their live show Jerkus Circus, happening monthly at the Lizard Lounge (1667 Mass Ave, Cambridge, 617.547.0759)."
- Sara Faith Alterman for Stuff@night

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Our brandy new music video for "Second Cousin" (directed by Michael Pope) is now online and sassily awaiting proliferation:

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album cover

“A fabulous original CD from a sexy, funny act.”
-Lexi Kahn for The Noise

You've dreamed about this day. You were naked in that dream. Now you don't have to be. Procure your very own copy of "Technicolor Radio" from the convenience of your bedroom without the inconvenience of taking your hand out of your pants.


THE STEAMY BOHEMIANS: Technicolor Radio $12.97

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If you want to be on our mailing list to receive hilarious monthly transmissions from the mother ship including Steamy news & scandals, show listings, freebies, and celebrity phone numbers, please send us an email with the subject "unicorn pants."

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Put us in your top 8 for luck

It's a fact: People around the world are finding true love and their keys after putting us in their top 8!

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Also lucky, not unlike the severed foot of a rodent. We totally dare you to put one on your page.

Do you want to give us a dollar? We need some new photos!

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Our very own show

“A hilarious show that combines music, humor, alcohol, sex, and everything else you wouldn’t want to watch or talk about with your parents.”
-Dallas Baldwin for Worcester Magazine

Jerkus Circus is a quarterly variety show created, booked, produced, labored over, and hosted by us. Featuring comedians, burlesque dancers, contortionists, gymnasts, drag acts, misfits, weirdo-freaks, and rock-and-roll. Watch us channel the gods of chaos! Our struggle will seem effortless. What song will Lainey forget how to play? What will Niki pull out of her boobs? There's only one way to find out.

JERKUS CIRCUS WEST

Ralph's Chadwick Square Diner in tropical Worcester, Mass. transforms into the Circus. 9:30pm, 21+, $8 at the door, $6 with student ID.

JERKUS CIRCUS EAST

Much like JC West, this occurs at The Lizard Lounge in high-brow communist enclave Cambridge, Mass. Come lounge lizardly as we parade our freakishness!



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Few people ask "Who are the Steamy Bohemians?"

Not because we are reknowned such that the question has already been answered for most, but rather because we are (temporarily) obscure enough that no one cares. Yet.

But we have ensured our success and inexorable fame in a very concrete way: by acting as if we are already famous (the first step to being a rockstar being to live like one); drinking publicly from flasks, getting high in parking lots*, having high-profile feuds, and being generally unruly. We plan on destroying hotel rooms and expensive equipment as soon as we can afford to, and have already imagined ourselves being disqualified for drug use from what would surely be a short climb to celebrity status through reality television talent contests.

"The Steamy Bohemians not only take every pee-pee cah-cah joke and hand it back to nitwits still amazed by predictable crotch humor, but they make them like it so much that the nitwits then go home and masturbate. Feminism and fun? We used to have to keep that shit secret."
- Barry Crimmins

“It is in their original songwriting that the Steamy Bohemians really shine as performers.” - C.D. DiGuardia for NE Performer Magazine

"I've never been so disappointed and enjoyed it so much."
- Evan O'Television

"You girls are pretty and you sing good."
- drunken patron

"The best act ever."
- us

*don't do drugs, kids.


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The Steamy Bohemians's Friends Comments
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The Fools





Apr 24 2009 4:30 PM

NIKI & LAINIE- PLEASE RESPOND SOONEST TO DISCUSS DOING SOME SHOWS WITH US - THANKS!
Kenneth Smith





May 8 2009 4:12 AM

You gals are childish, immature, crude and just downright sick!!

Keep up the good work!!
Mary Widow





May 10 2009 4:40 PM

last night was magical.
Violette Femme





May 13 2009 11:48 PM

All right Steamies, I have a confession to make. I have a big dirty girl crush on y'all. I've been a fan for a while but after your recent show at the Burren I became so smitten that I just had to blog about it, cuz that's what I do. read all the dirty details at:

http://fever2tell.wordpress.com/2009/05/13/stuff-i-like-the-steamy-bohemians/

All jokes aside, you rule. Thanks for blazin' trails for women in comedy.

xoxo

Violette
Sparky Drakonis





Apr 12 2009 7:54 PM

Hoppy Easter!!!
Sparky Drakonis





Apr 6 2009 3:28 AM

Love the poster :-*
Captain Zorx Stimmungsattacke





Apr 6 2009 6:21 AM

Thanks for becoming friends!<br />Greetings from Captain Zorx & his crew
Mark OConnor





Apr 2 2009 8:12 PM

Mark O'Connor performs his string quartets No. 2 and No.3

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009 8:00PM


New York, NY
Mark O'Connor performs his string quartets No. 2 and No.3 with Ida Kavafian, Paul Neubauer and Matt Haimavitz, Celebrating his 35 years as a recording artist
Merkin Hall at the Kaufman Center

129 West 67th Street
New york, NY 10023

phone: 212-501-3303

Price: $25.00

Purchase tickets online: click here

Website: www.kaufman-center.org
KIM THE KIDDER





Mar 26 2009 6:20 AM

THANX 4 THE ADD,,,U ROCK,,I didnt sleep a wink last nite cuz I accidently toook a viagara and WAS UP ALL NITE haha
CYBERCRIME





Mar 28 2009 10:42 PM

Hey!
Hows it going?
x
Scott Holloway





Mar 27 2009 1:36 AM

thanks for the add!!! SB is the best!
Nebraska


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Mar 6 2009 6:14 PM

Hey, just noticed that your calender says Providence, Massachusetts instead of Providence, Rhode Island.
RJ





Mar 10 2009 1:47 PM

You are indeed only temporarily obscure as a national comedy force...and becoming less so with each tick of the second hands on those tiny little matching watches of yours. Kick ass on Friday!
SPANKY





Mar 12 2009 11:55 AM

I would definitely love to go but I'll be on OHIO this weekend!
Christian





Mar 12 2009 10:48 PM

I would love to be there... I miss you guys! But alas I must man the fort at the SOTP Cafe. Our schedules conflict... Wanna run a JC some other night here? Like a Wednesday coming up or some Saturday?
1962 Baby-{Team KAISERS}- CGFM Guy





Feb 24 2009 12:18 PM

Hi Girls!

Take the Circus on the road.
Me want go to there!

I'll buy you some cotton candy and peanuts!

-miss ya

Beat It Up!
Anthony
Band4MassCann





Feb 18 2009 4:15 PM

http://www.mikecann.net

New smoking music poll up on mikecann.net with THE STEAMY BOHEMIANS.

Check it out, anybody can vote, takes 2 seconds, no sign-up required and you can vote for multiple acts at once.

But we still encourage you to subscribe for MikeCann.net via the email sign-up, top right column!
will





Feb 13 2009 5:57 PM

happy valentines day!
Genius with a Headache





Feb 12 2009 10:00 PM

See ya tomorrow!
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Feb 12 2009 6:59 PM

LOVE THE VIDEO, GIRLS! :) "NICE JOB!" :) lol

Trying to find a babysitter, since the folks made plans without letting us know. So, God willin, we'll make it...Hell or High...
Water. lol
My smile will deceive you





Feb 12 2009 7:32 AM

Can't believe we're gonna miss a Circus!!!!
Nebraska


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Feb 10 2009 7:33 PM

Every time my baby cries, I'll poke my baby in the eyes.
I can't stop singing that.
Helen Wheels





Feb 6 2009 2:04 AM

check out the new art gallery on Grafton Street Worcester... 6pm Saturday night!
MARIJUANA MUSIC AWARDS





Feb 2 2009 9:51 AM



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Jan 27 2009 4:38 PM



WE'LL BE THERE, LADIES!!

LOVE YA! xoxox
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