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Quotes From Celebreties Regarding The Stolen Winnebagos:

Sting: I knew the 'Bagos, well I call them that, but don't let them hear you call them that or they might rip your heart out. They hate abbreviations for some reason. Anyway, I knew those guys back when they were a bloody awful punk band called The Pisants. Whining about how the goverment is cruel, and how we are all fools......drivel really. But one day, Chip buys this new Les Paul, and all of a sudden hes writing masterpieces. I was there when he wrote Stockholm Syndrome. It only took him two and a half minutes. That's shorter than the actual song length! I don't think it all came from his own brain. It's like he was possesed. Bloody creepy.

Brian McKnight: I remember being at the first show after the name change. The Stolen Winnebagos!? What the hell does that mean? Everybody was very skeptical. Had this raw punk band sold out? Then they took the stage. Sell outs? Indeed. They came out in monkey suits, and seemed to think that they were in Vaudeville. But it was also the single greatest performance by any musicians, anywhere on earth, thoughout the history of time. They had transformed. The Stolen Winnebagos are the greatest thing that has ever happened in life.....period. Well, at least they were.

Tom Morello: It was the year 2000. I was on top of the world. My bands third album had just gone platnum. I felt like we had something undeniably unique going on. Then I saw them. My jaw dropped. Their guitar player was playing riffs faster than I can play with my hands with his feet. And not his entire feet, only the pinky toes. I was defeated. I broke up Rage Against the Machine the next day.

Dave Grohl: I remember when they all started taking the "happy" pills. They stated wearing these jump suits, and calling each other Flip, Skip, and Chip. That was the year they wrote Sweet Dreams. Man, what an upbeat number. It was so different from their previous work, but equally as amazing. That was one of my favorite periods.........right before the dark times.

Coolio: I walked into a club, couldn't have been more than a few years ago, and saw these crazy white boys. They were weaing all black clothes, eye liner, and talking about suicide. Then they launched into a dark ass goth cover of sweet dreams by The Stolen Winnebagos. Then it hit me. This IS The Stolen Winnebagos. It turns out they became uber depressed when their third album only sold 35 million copies. (Their popularity had declined, as their first album sold 106 million.) So they they put on the face paint and started referring to each other as Crow, Swan, and Dark Matter. It was pathetic.

Comic Book Guy: Best band ever!

Buckcherry: We are stupid. Nobody cares what we think. The Stolen Winnebagos are better than us in every way. But so is everone else in the world for that matter.

The Stolen Winnebagos Happy Snack Time Recipes:

Guac & Roll

• 2 Avacados • 1 12oz can petite diced tomatoes • Salt • Lime Juice • Lime Zest •1 Tblsp Fresh Ground Cumin

Chocolate Chip Cookies

•2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour •1 teaspoon baking soda •1 teaspoon salt •1 cup (2 sticks) butter, softened •3/4 cup granulated sugar •3/4 cup packed brown sugar •1 teaspoon vanilla extract •2 large eggs •2 cups (12-oz. pkg.) Semi-Sweet Chocolate Morsels •1 cup chopped nut body

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