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The Tatlocks
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Member Since7/29/2008
Band MembersChris Wilkinson

Chris Sammon

InfluencesAbba, Bee Gees, Wu-Tang Clan
Record LabelUnsigned


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   About The Tatlocks
The Tatlocks is the title for the collaborative work of Chris Wilkinson and Chris Sammon.

It's a little known fact that Chris Wilkinson is the only child of the ill fated relationship between William Roache and Faye Dunaway, although Roache has often denied this. He began his musical career on the West End playing the lead role of 'Oliver' in the Lional Bart production. This was to be his only starring role in the West End however as he was gripped by anarchistic tendancies towards the end of the punk movement and moved into a squat with Jimmy Persey and Steve Jones. It was his misfortune to be able to play guitar and consequently none of the succesful bands of the era were interested in allowing him to join.

In the mid-80's Chris toured as a sound engineer with Bucks Fizz but was sacked when, alledgedly, he spurned the advances of Mike Nolan. Chris spiralled into a depression and formed the now infamous post-punk band Razered Wrist and following the mass suicide of the rest of the band went on to have a faltering solo career. A decade of musical anonymity followed as he became heavily involved in the Hertfordshire neo-Green movement leading the now legendary Luton Tesco recycling-centre riots which resulted in a second paper storage skip being placed in car park 2.

His musical spark was reignited during a chance meeting with Nick Owen, who mistook him for Michael Crawford and he formed the awesome Volume Brothers after being nagged for three weeks to perform Phantom of the opera on Good Morning. It seems strange that 5 years on from their formation, that Wilkinson should regress and allow himself to be associated with The Tatlocks, arguably the worst band that doesn't exist.

Chris Sammon plays acoustic guitar because there is no electricity in the north of England. Having begun his career playing a roughly-hewn stone lute using a piece of flint to strum the twig strings, Chris came to the fore as a musician in the remote northern hamlet of Barnsley in 2006 following the arrival of an acoustic guitar on a horse-drawn wagon which had originally left London, or as it is known up north, “civilisation”, in the early 1930s.

The arrival of such an extraordinarily modern instrument caused consternation in Barnsley; several prominent religious leaders immediately (and correctly as it turned out) declaring it to be the work of the devil. Chris Sammon, having sensed potential in the instrument beat off several other would-be musicians with a northern club to claim it for himself and immediately confirmed everybody’s worst fears by failing to get any kind of recognisable tune out of it. Typically though, Chris used this to his advantage, and so the imfamous “Sammon Chord” was born. It is of course for the Sammon Chord that Chris is best known, but he’s done some other stuff as well, and here it is on this page...


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Dodgy Demo Club

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Sep 3 2008 9:48 PM

The Gatekeeper

Great insight into the problems associated with those awkwards power tripping low lifes.

Great work people
Dodgy Demo Club

Dodgy Demo Club



Aug 22 2008 11:59 PM

Love the boogie suffle of White Man Van - plus you have a great sense of humour.
Have you ever heard "TV Stars " by the Skids ,we think that you would enjoy it

DDC
The SALIENT BRAVES

The SALIENT BRAVES



Aug 22 2008 6:13 PM

Dear Tatlocks.

We are delighted to learn that you are enjoying GUPI so much. Our aim is, and always has been, to please.

We have however failed to get to grips with said Cubase as yet, mainly due to time constraints and the fact that our abode is never quiet enough to achieve complete concentration. We are currently working with musicians of an excellent standard though, in order to give our songs a more polished and professional feel.

Thankyou for your concern

Yours sincerely

Matthew D Brave esq.
The SALIENT BRAVES

The SALIENT BRAVES



Aug 22 2008 8:42 AM

That profile piece is priceless.
I'm just off on wiki now to do a search for the mythical "Sammon Chord".
The SALIENT BRAVES

The SALIENT BRAVES



Aug 13 2008 7:49 PM

I know we're speaking to you in the afterlife as it were Mr Tatlock. But...did Ena Sharples ever give you a glimpse of her stocking tops in t'snug at t'Rovers sir?
Lew Bear

Lew Bear



Aug 10 2008 8:44 AM

Cheers Chris - glad you enjoy it, and that would be cool

We couldnt end the Bears if we wanted to anyway, as really its us with our masks off, not on (if you get me).
But its been a lot of fun doing more normal music lately so it'll just sit on the backburner for a bit
Reavsey

Reavsey



Aug 9 2008 10:26 PM

Albert Tatlocks lost his cap!...Nice one great site...great tunes
Mr X and the furious 5

Mr X and the furious 5



Aug 9 2008 8:22 PM

Really hear the Wu-Tang influence ;) love ya xxx
The SALIENT BRAVES

The SALIENT BRAVES



Aug 7 2008 9:17 PM

No...I'm not havin' it. You two are nowhere near as miserable as old Uncle Albert was.
;)
Phillip Hartley

Phillip Hartley



Aug 5 2008 8:39 PM

Thanks for the request.
Superb songs lads
Cheers, Phil
drawler

drawler



Jul 29 2008 6:36 PM

welcome to myspace mr and mrs tatlock.
:-}

hehe. nice work guys..didnt realise youd already done a few.
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