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The Taxpayers
Punk / Hawaiian / Showtunes

"SNEAKING MINORS INTO BARS AND CLUBS SINCE 2006."

PORTLAND, Oregon
United States

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Last Login:  7/19/2008
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   The Taxpayers: General Info
Member Since11/12/2006
Band Websitethetaxpayers.8k.com
Band MembersROB TAXPAYER - guitars, harmonica, vox
NOAH TAXPAYER - percussion, internet access, vox
NATE TAXPAYER - bass, guitar, mandolin, beard
Influencesfriendly people, the "Rust Belt", John Hinckley Jr., institutions, The Holy Trinity: Howard Zinn, Bill O'Reilly, and GG Allin, The Mountain Goats, bureaucrats, foreign places, DIY, dystopian science-fiction, The Minutemen, the internet, kindergarten, folk standards, pirated software, MySpace advertisements, storytelling, Segways, John Coltrane, Fugazi, collectives, American Hardcore, unemployment, Ronnie James Dio, not-so-friendly people
Sounds LikeChinese Democracy as dictated by Guns n' Roses
Type of LabelIndie






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   About The Taxpayers

Former astronauts, future spoon playing champions, and currently hungry. The Taxpayers march forward on the quest to punk-rock the pants pants off you, thus creating a no-pants dance party. You can find us at The Sea Shanty, building suspension bridges, or rummaging through your trash. We must say, you order a lot a take-out Chinese. Thanks for the egg rolls.

The Taxpayers always accept high fives, hugs, and are stuck in a lengthy filibuster over ass grabbing.

If you buy the CD online and live in Portland, we will personally come and deliver it to you. Via bike, most likely. The CD will include: a poster, stickers, signed* vintage KISS trading card, and found art!

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Also, our album is available for FREE download on the internet.
http://cllct.com/release/exhilaratingnews




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   The Taxpayers's Friend Space (Top 24)
The Taxpayers has 777 friends.
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The Taxpayers's Friends Comments
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Zach





Jul 18 2008 10:38 PM

I hate that fuckin' band.
blackrose infoshop - portland, ore.


Is Online


Jul 18 2008 7:17 PM

way too cool for a location? where you playing at??
westfold





Jul 18 2008 3:17 PM

looking forward to seeing you at the ash st!
alicia





Jul 17 2008 7:21 AM

Im down for the 25th. Shows so close to my apartment make me happy.
blackrose infoshop - portland, ore.


Is Online


Jul 16 2008 8:04 AM

word!
Slingshot Dakota





Jul 15 2008 4:38 PM

dude we totally miss the unicorn tattoo!! how's that series going?!
Prick and the Burn





Jul 15 2008 10:36 AM

lets do a show 2gether really soon
Tibetan Beef Garden





Jul 14 2008 2:31 PM

Zach





Jul 14 2008 8:16 AM

Thanks for sneaking minors into bars all these years.
Tibetan Beef Garden





Jul 13 2008 9:29 PM

the new songs are amazing you played last night.
see you guys soon!
The Seditionists





Jul 13 2008 6:48 PM

I miss you guys, we need to set up a show soon.

Mr.
Nobody
Wooden Nickle





Jul 6 2008 9:24 PM

xo
Zach





Jun 26 2008 7:24 PM

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Jun 25 2008 12:14 AM

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Prick and the Burn





Jun 23 2008 3:26 PM

nevr feer.
prik & tha bern iz hear!!
Samantha





Jun 22 2008 9:42 PM

Benjoo





Jun 22 2008 8:05 PM

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Jun 21 2008 6:26 PM

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Denny. Matheou.





Jun 16 2008 6:23 PM

YAY!! EVERYBODY GO TO THE JUNE 28TH SHOW!! LOVE THE GRAPHIC WOOO!!
Joe Destroy and the Mincing Prissies





Jun 11 2008 10:11 PM

whoa, awesome!
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Jun 10 2008 7:09 PM

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Zach





Jun 10 2008 3:32 PM

Denny!


P.S. - I did not authorize the use of that photograph. You'll be hearing from my lawyer.
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Jun 10 2008 12:54 PM

post it yoh's!
There are a number of Shanty events not on the Guide....
Tempest





Jun 4 2008 9:30 PM

I am glad I could finally catch one of your shows, you guys rocked acoustic, can't wait to hear an electric show!!
Atomic Butter Babes





Jun 2 2008 11:46 AM

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Jordi Brooks





Jun 2 2008 11:06 AM

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Warbonnet





Jun 1 2008 1:58 PM

For sure friends. We're looking for shows like leaves for the sun so let us know if theres a chance you need someone to open even if its just somewhere remotely close to poky-town. We listen to your stuff often.
Zach





Jun 1 2008 5:45 AM

Aw, thanks guys.
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May 30 2008 9:01 PM

BIG SHOW MAY 31st THE PERK


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May 30 2008 3:51 PM

THANKS FOR THE ADD REMEMBER IF YOU OR ANY ONE YOU KNOW ARE LOOKING TO RECORD... GIVE US A TRY AT 13TH STEP STUDIO...


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May 28 2008 11:44 PM

round deuce! PC-PDX.COM | Portland Show Guide
damn, post that blackrose benefit!
Puke N Rally!