The Teasemaids
"Ten Buttocks of Delight!"

Female
101 years old

United Kingdom



Last Login: 6/24/2008
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    The Teasemaids's Interests
GeneralBurlesquery, caberet, dance, tassles, fans, feathers, fun.
MoviesMoulin Rouge, Cabaret, Chicago, Sweet Charity.
HeroesDita von Teese, Bettie Page, Sally Rand, Jo King.

     The Teasemaids's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:5' 6"
Zodiac Sign:Leo



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About me:


The Teasemaids are an award-nominated Burlesque Troupe. We are a group of five like-minded girls who love to wiggle. See our calendar for upcoming gigs and our pictures for a taste of what we do. Please contact us is you are interested in having The Teasemaids perform at an event or if you would be interested in a collaboration.

The Teasemaids met while on a covert mission at the London Academy of Burlesque. The Commander-in-Chief of the LAB, Ms Jo King (aka Goodtime Mama Jojo), continued to work with us to choreograph our first forays into the fabulous world of burlesque.

We have performed at an amazing variety of gigs, including: many appearances at the Bethnal Green Working Men’s club for events such as Hip Hip, Ohmygodimissyou and Toot Sweet; our second home Volupte for Afternoon Tease and Naughty But Nice; Bestival; Medium Rare; The Lovebox Festival; and The Brick Lane Art Car Boot Fair. We have performed with bands and live music. We also visited the fair city of Amsterdam to support Immodesty Blaize, and have performed in a special Teasemaid edition of “Mat Fraser’s Sex Cabaret” with Mat. We were nominated for the “Best Performance Artist” at the Erotic Awards 2006 and got to the final with Red Sarah and Lily Dumont.

The Teasemaids are:

Sienna Lately

Sienna had a disgraced patisserie owner as a father, as a result of this, Sienna grew up with a warped understanding on the uses of cream cakes... At age 14, Sienna became an ‘upstairs maid’ to a rich French family who had a deeply troubled son with a sweet tooth. Sienna was infatuated with her work and all was well until the day when her young master refused the delicate raspberry roulade she served up to him rather coquettishly one afternoon.

Heartbroken, Sienna fled to England. There, she wandered the length and breadth of the country, reading risque novels in seaside tearooms, posing as a debutante, spending endless summers as an ice cream man’s muse.... Somehow she wasn’t fulfilled.

Joining the Teasemaids has filled that void - Behold! The face that iced a thousand buns - Ms Sienna Lately!!

Miss Murray-Perry

Trained by the Japanese Secret Service in the arts of seduction, Miss Murray-Perry was a successful Tease Agent for 3 years. After a number of supremely successful missions, including the infamous case of twirl espionage, she was rewarded with a medal and a very generous pension from her grateful employers.

Since then, Miss Murray-Perry, with great generosity, has shared her training with the world through the medium of Burlesque, though several of her techniques have had to be modified so as not to reveal National Secrets.

To this day Miss Murray-Perry can be seen in the finest clubs practising her deadly art.

Tallulah Mockingbird

A lady of grace, wit and no few charms, Tallulah Mockingbird hails from the Deep South - south of the equator, that is. She spent her childhood climbing trees, crossing streams and skipping stones with the boys on her Daddy’s farm. Until the day they noticed that she was... different.

Tallulah has been avoiding snakes in the grass from that time on. She hitched a ride to the city, bought herself some ostrich feathers, and started practising the divine art of the fan dance. After years training in seedy clubs and shadowy dives, she came to the attention of the Teasemaids and was drafted into their feathery embrace.

Staaletta Crème

The first born child of a shoemaker’s daughter and the chief trainer of the Swedish national equestrian team, she spent her youth equally at home amongst scraps of old leather and thorough-bred stallions. From this most contradictory of beginnings, Staaletta Crème has tried her hand at many arts, but found none so inspiring as the burlesque.

After a spell performing an intimate nightly show for a usurped prince (whose identity can never be revealed since both are wanted for treason by the secret police in his country), she was rescued from the clutches of the Vaudeville by a chance encounter in a fairground with the Teasemaids, who have welcomed her into the sparkly feathered fold, and taught her well.

Ella de Vamp

The newest convert to the Teasemaid cause is Mistress Ella de Vamp, a dark, shadowy woman, well versed in the arts of dance and… cheerleading. Ella recently hit the road to London Town, where she has henceworth proceeded to ensnare thousands in her thrall with just a flick of her hips and a shake of her pom-poms. Stay tuned for more from this most accomplished young woman – you have been warned!
Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone who can help further our burlesque career or have any interesting collaboration ideas.

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May 30 2008 7:42 AM









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May 28 2008 2:49 PM

TOMORROW NIGHT 9.
30PM!!!!Lipstick on your collar presents 'Enchantment <br /><br />Under The Sea' @ The Hanbury Club, 29th May, Brighton

BACK TO THE FUTURE.... 1980s vs 1950s! Fantastic music, dancing, live burlesque from Baby Bones, Honey Moon, Kitty Peels and

musicians plus free sea shot from our gorgeous usherette on the door! DON'T MISS IT!!!!
THIS THURSDAY 29th MAY AT THE HANBURY CLUB, BRIGHTON!!!!
We finally bring you the long awaited Back to the future stylee Enchantment under the sea Dance club night. Dance away to 80s

classics vs 50s Rock n Roll with our DJ Mister Grinell (you dance I'll clap) plus live performances to entertain you from our

own Marty Mcfly, Baby Bones, Kitty Peels, Racquel Merlot and more.... Dressing up welcome, prizes for best costumes if you're

in the mood!
Free tasty treats alcoholic and otherwise....
All this for only £6! (£5 conc )
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May 19 2008 12:29 PM

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May 13 2008 4:23 AM

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Come and see us in Brighton at the end of this month!



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May 8 2008 12:47 PM

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Apr 22 2008 5:47 PM

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Apr 22 2008 3:27 AM





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Apr 19 2008 9:58 AM

WHITE MISCHIEF "Around The World In 80 Days", Saturday 7 June 2008
A One Night Festival of Unforgettable Live Music and Astounding Vaudeville Performances

Hosted by Tough Love and featuring Oojami, Ebony Bones, The Outside Royalty
plus a Guinness World Record holding sword swallower, a snake charmer with a real live snake, an aerial acrobat and much more....full details at www. WhiteMischief..

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Mar 16 2008 2:04 PM

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Mar 9 2008 9:56 AM

Come and have tea with us on March 22nd! xx
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Feb 16 2008 11:35 AM

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Feb 14 2008 6:51 AM

Hello All. Listen, we posted a VALENTINE'S Day Song & we're tellin everyone! Check it out on our Myspace - Kitty La Roar & Nick Of Time are LUCKY VICTIMS
Gem





Feb 13 2008 9:02 AM

Looking forward to seeing you ladies perform at the Burlesque festival. I must buy not just one but several new outfits for the occasion, any excuse!

Gem x
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Feb 4 2008 8:28 AM

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Great to meet you !!!

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Feb 3 2008 6:25 AM

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Jan 20 2008 11:19 AM

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Lala Lovette presents...

WIERD SCIENCE

a night of 80s cabaret and music

cabaret from:
Vicky Butterfly
Gentleman Thief
Alaska Blue

djs:
Kitten (Club Bohemia)
Chris Flatline (Future Brain)
SecretPlot (The Liberty Snake)

Tuesday 29 January. Bethnal Green Working Men's Club, Pollard Row, E2 6NB. 8-12.30. FREE!
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Dec 27 2007 7:33 AM

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Dec 5 2007 9:37 AM

Forget Christmas - just swing the night away! We want you to join us for a "vintage" evening of fab Jazz, Swing and Gypsy music with live band The Magic Number. Let the champagne flow as you dance the night away to the mad rhythms of a golden age...!

Wild West Burlesque





Nov 30 2007 8:37 AM

Come and join us for Xmas celebrations on 7th November at Wild West Burlesque, it’s going to be our biggest bash of the year before we rest or rather party over the new year.
Miss Cherrylicious





Nov 22 2007 6:43 PM

introducing a Burlesque Fashion Parade..... xxx

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Oct 25 2007 9:27 AM

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Oct 24 2007 3:00 PM




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please email

clubsmooch@hotmail.co.uk

with info: how many tickets you wish to purchase
plus the full names of ticket recipient.

please wait for confirmation before you pay :o)



Club Smooch burlesque & cabaret
Friday 2nd November @ Joogleberry Playhouse, Brighton

£8 entry (limited spaces, advanced booking recommended!)


Doors 10pm ~ Show 11pm
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Cocktails 2 for only £5.95!!! plus world tapas to eat, rockin' tunes and dancin' till 1am!
White Mischief (Sat 7 June WhiteMischief.info)





Oct 16 2007 12:33 PM

WHITE MISCHIEF "From The Earth To The Moon" - the one-night festival of music and vaudeville offers four rooms, two stages, countless DJs, ten cabaret acts and seven bands headlined by British Sea Power. MySpace friends get a 25% discount, but book soon as discounted places are selling fast.


"This event has the scenesters all abuzz: prepare to be amazed" (URBAN JUNKIES)
"A truly electrifying night for the brave and the curious" (FLAVORPILL)
"Highly entertaining, if not for the squeamish...They will leave you aghast" (MUSIC WEEK)
Dr Dimaglio





Oct 12 2007 1:48 PM

Dear darling,
On Saturday the 20th October Dr Dimaglios Secrets will be at the plush BLOOMSBURY THEATRE for an extravaganza starring: Barry and Stuart, Paul Foot, Earl Okin, Experimental plus acrobats, animations, music and surprises! Hosted by Toby Caldwell.
You haven't got long to get your hands on some tickets, so book online here now!

Love and a twirl of the cloak,
Dr Dimaglio x

See www.thebloomsbury.com for more info and map

And www.drdimaglios.com for our spanky new website!




Twinkle Starr





Oct 3 2007 1:44 PM

Miss Cherrylicious