Just realised I haven't changed this in ages. It still said I was at college WTFMEGALOLZ!
I have no job, no girlfriend, I don't drive. I studied accounting, I play in a band with my dad and my best friend, I make weird electronic music, I wrote a book. My plans for the future are get another job, play more gigs, make more music, possibly write another book and find the one sane, normal, honest, easy going girl in the world and, I dunno, marry her I guess.
Music
The Tombstone, Insane Clown Posse, The Flaming Lips, Genesis, Atari Teenage Riot, Unkle, Kate Bush, Dizzee Rascal, Random 666, Kasabian, Faith No More, Gary Moore, Cult Of Luna, Radiohead, The B52s, The Cardigans, New Order, Babylon Zoo, The Cooper Temple Clause, Muse, Portishead, Silverchair, Nine Inch Nails, Deftones, CKY, Royksopp, Fischerspooner, Blur, Meshuggah, N.E.R.D, Tori Amos, Air, Gnarls Barkley, Cypress Hill, Pulp, Morcheeba, Boards of Canada, The Mars Volta, Sonic Youth, Outkast, Gossip, Tom Waits, Electronicat, Siouxsie And The Banshees, Doves, Sneaker Pimps, Curtis Mayfield, Paul Baxter, Soulfly, Klaxons. I like listening to new music so feel free to bombard me with requests for your music pages.
Movies
Strange Things Happen At Sundown, Cannibal! The Musical, Haggard, Anchorman, The 40 Year Old Virgin, The Halloween, Friday The 13th and Nightmare On Elm Street serieses (or whatever the plural of series is), The Nostril Picker, Maniac Nurses Fin..sasy, The Mutilator, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre series, The House Of 1,000 Corpses and The Devils Rejects, Drive In Massacre, I Spit On Your Grave, Suicide, American Splendor, Camp Blood, Death Trap, The Lady Killers, Napoleon Dynamite, Switchblade Romance, Motel Hell, Natural Born Killers, Delta Delta Die, Club Dread, Slumber Party Massacre, Baseketball, The South Park Movie, Freddie Got Fingered, Borat, Saw 1,2,3, Hostel, Bad Santa, It's All Gone Pete Tong, Hole In My Heart, Killer Klowns From Outer Space, Jolly Roger, The Quiet Family, Bikini Massacre, Mustang Sally's Horror House, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Goth, Breakfast on Pluto, Swamp Zombies, Transamerica, Nightmare Concert, Cadaverella, Click, See No Evil, Ghost In The Shell 2: Innocence, Torture Me No More, Dead Man's Shoes, Evil Aliens, Hoboken Hollow, Secretary, Happiness, Feed, The Man, The Invisable Maniac, The Trip.
Television
Beavis and Butthead, The Simpsons, Dark Place, The Mighty Boosh, The IT Crowd, Extras, The Office (English and American), Raw, Smackdown and ECW, King Of The Hill, Match Of The Day, Curb Your Enthusiasm, American Dad, Family Guy, South Park, Friends, Frasier, Becker, Everybody Loves Raymond, King Of Queens, Drawn Together, Arrested Development, That 70s Show, Black Books, Trailer Park Boys, Don't Watch That Watch This, Ren and Stimpy, Peep Show, Invader Zim, Adult Swim, Scrubs, Dragon's Den, Brasseye, The Day Today, Harry Hill's TV Burp, Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe, The League Of Gentlemen, Rocko's Modern Life, Cow and Chicken, The Apprentice, Match of the Day, Impact, 120 Minutes, Samurai Jack, Happy Tree Friends.
About me: My Myspace was pimped out by an old guy I found sleeping in a hedge in return for a foot rub and 2 Custard Creams. I completely regret it now as they were my last 2.
I am the sausage who's been prank calling you.
I am the cripple seeking vengeance on the bears.
I found the moose fairy but forgot to ask for his number.
I'm going missing for a while.
I cannot believe my local clock shop didn't take Czechs.
I found the chicken cannibal tribe...don't thank me or anything.
I'm a rapper, clown and a doctor.
I'm not strong.
I hate baths.
I'm only in this hole until I can find some poor fool to replace me.
I lost my sandals...did you take them?
I hate you.
I'm wondering why it is that I'm falling.
I'm selling my magic phone, no one calls me anyway.
I'm both offensive and defensive.
Your results: You are Green Lantern
Green Lantern
50%
Robin
40%
The Flash
40%
Spider-Man
30%
Wonder Woman
30%
Iron Man
30%
Superman
20%
Batman
20%
Supergirl
20%
Hulk
20%
Catwoman
0%
Hot-headed. You have strong will power and a good imagination.
You scored as agnosticism. You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof).
Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.
What Type of Evil Super Villain Would you be? (images)
Geeky Mystery Man: A recluse, an outcast, a pariah, the Geeky Mystery Man can be any or all of these things. Forever underestimated and ridiculed, you are truly one of the most dangerous villains out there, a misunderstood genius who resents his allies as well as his enemiesafter all, your friends are likely as not just using yousame as everyone else always has Dangerous and bitter, you and the things you create present a real and immediate danger to all around you, unfortunately, more likely than not, you lack the social graces and physical prowess that make so many of your compatriots so successful. Rarely a leader, you often find yourself relying on the protection or support of othersat least until you can get your revengethen you move on, seeking yet another unscrupulous patron Take this quiz!
You scored as Iceman. Iceman is a very powerful but volitile X-man. His ego and reluctance to follow orders means that he often clashes with Cyclops. Despite being immature sometimes, he's very popular with the ladies and is an extremely powerful X-Man. Powers: Can lower the temperature in areas around him. Basically, he has a near limitless ability to freeze things and make massive amounts of ice.
You scored as Bret "The Hitman" Hart, You are the best there is, the best there was, and the best that ever will be, the excellence of execution, Bret "The Hitman" Hart. You never back away from a challenge and have no problem maneuvering through the toughest situations. You can make friends just as easily as you can leave them and go it alone. Nothing short of your brother dying can keep you from doing what you love to do.
Nick Cave... dark and creepy. You're a bi-polar genius, with equal passion for the most degrading aspects of humanity, as well as the beauty & wonder of God and Heaven. Take this quiz!
You are not great at relationships. You need to be free and not tied down, even though it means you may find yourself alone.
"I TRIED TO MAKE YOU HAPPY
LORD KNOWS I TRIED SO HARD TO BE
WHAT YOU HOPED THAT I WOULD BE
I GAVE YOU WHAT YOU WANTED
GOD COULDN'T GIVE YOU WHAT YOU NEED
YOU WANTED MORE FROM ME
THAN I COULD EVER BE
YOU WANTED HEART AND SOUL
BUT YOU DIDN'T KNOW BABY
WILD, WILD IS THE WIND
THAT TAKES ME AWAY FROM YOU
COLD IS THE NIGHT WITHOUT YOUR LOVE
TO SEE ME THROUGH
AND BABY
WILD, WILD IS THE WIND
THAT BLOWS THROUGH MY HEART... OOH
WILD IS THE WIND
WILD IS THE WIND
YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND BABY
WILD IS THE WIND
......."
yeah im still at the same job, boring as anything but theres some nice people workin there. well i was at the campbell, had been to the cinema so went there after for a drink. well done on winning the quiz :] yeah sounds cool. we can hang out after all the crappy xmas stuff is over with.
ah, splendid. i was hoping you could come. i'm at 38 wolverton road, and it should be starting some time in the early afternoon and running through the night. i'll let you know exactly when. it should be a most hoot-filled event.
im doing alright, could be worse i guess! trying to finish decorating a whole house with my brother, is proving very time consuming etc alongside other stuff that requires my time.
The Tombstone, Insane Clown Posse, The Flaming Lips, Genesis, Atari Teenage Riot, Unkle, Kate Bush, Dizzee Rascal, Random 666, Kasabian, Faith No More, Gary Moore, Cult Of Luna, Radiohead, The B52s, The Cardigans, New Order, Babylon Zoo, The Cooper Temple Clause, Muse, Portishead, Silverchair, Nine Inch Nails, Deftones, CKY, Royksopp, Fischerspooner, Blur, Meshuggah, N.E.R.D, Tori Amos, Air, Gnarls Barkley, Cypress Hill, Pulp, Morcheeba, Boards of Canada, The Mars Volta, Sonic Youth, Outkast, Gossip, Tom Waits, Electronicat, Siouxsie And The Banshees, Doves, Sneaker Pimps, Curtis Mayfield, Paul Baxter, Soulfly, Klaxons. I like listening to new music so feel free to bombard me with requests for your music pages.
