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The Tortoise
Rock / Psychedelic / Experimental

"The Electric JadedLand Show...Sound Art and News"

Everywhere, Vermont
United States

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Last Login:  6/29/2008
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   The Tortoise: General Info
Member Since8/20/2005
Band Websitewgdr.org 8-10PM est to stream EJL live
Band MembersThe Electric JadedLand episodes are hosted, engineered, and conceptualized solely by The Tortoise. All episodes, scenarios, sound fx, and playlists are copyrighted before performance.
Influences"I am influenced by my own dreams and enjoy only the BEST bands in the Heavy Rock or Dream Pop Genres. Most of the early classic influences are too many to list." The Tortoise
Sounds LikeThe Tortoise hosts 3 seperate Rock and Roll programs in addition to 2 news programs weekly. Some accomplishments include the first ever synchronized broadcast between 2 FM stations in history. The Tortoise has also broadcasted a wedding complete with live reception (also an FM first) and several International Remote Broadcasts. Other events such as a live full length concert simulcast of Jethro Tull direct from London. The broadcast included the sound check and an exclusive interview with core "Tull" members. Live concert simulcast of Cheap Trick, Sanatana, KISS, The Who, and Guns And Roses in Tokyo.
Record LabelFat Chance Ent.
Type of LabelNone



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   About The Tortoise
SOUND ART The Tortoise and The Electric JadedLand ......................... The Electric JadedLand Show is the Number 1 most ambitious show on FM or the Web. Hosted by The Tortoise. Tune in to WGDR 91.1 FM every Friday Evening 8:00-10:00 PM Eastern Time. The Tortoise explores the outer limits with sound and music with The Electric JadedLand Show making the listening experience captivating to audiences world wide. Check the blog for playlists and instructions on how to stream or download the broadcasts. If that's not enough for you, The Tortoise continues to rock every Saturday Evening into Sunday Morning with extended live broadcasts of The Electric JadedLand Show. Tune in to WMRW 95.1 FM at 8:00PM for the best Saturday program available on FM. Saturdays version of The Electric JadedLand Show usually will run 7-10 hours in length. Check the blog for playlists. ........................................................................................................................................... The Tortoise is now available for live shindigs nationwide, voice overs, adds and jingles.

   The Tortoise's Friend Space (Top 8)
The Tortoise has 51 friends.
 Viviana 


 Sean Altrui 


 Brian 


 JD 


 WGDR 


 Liam 


 Cougalicious 


 Brian Aust 





The Tortoise's Friends Comments
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brian





Apr 19 2008 6:28 AM

i like electronic part of your show the cool noise sounds ,at the beginning of the songs ,
Viviana





Mar 28 2008 2:46 PM

... and I am the Tortoise's wife and want all to know that I have been touched deeply by his love.

MEOW
JOSH





Mar 11 2008 6:14 AM

Hey now Tortoise! Just stopping by to say hello and wish you a great week! ~PEACE~Photobucket
j willis pratt & were bionic





Mar 5 2008 4:14 PM

hey dude you made it phish kiss vt music mtv punk metal
FRAGGNASTY





Feb 3 2008 10:17 AM

HAPPY SUNDAY
Sean Altrui





Jan 5 2008 4:07 AM

Thanks bro
Brooke





Dec 26 2007 10:36 AM

Has your picture been ripped off or are you really sending these comments????????? hope your doing well.
Sean Altrui





Dec 5 2007 10:52 AM

dude...... Mark's album is reviewed in 7days today:
http://7dvt.com/2007/mark-knuffke-sepulveda
Brian Aust





Nov 22 2007 11:45 AM

So, what DOES a turkey sound like?

http://www.birds.cornell.edu/AllAboutBirds/BirdGuide/Wild_Turkey.html#sound



Have fun! Any time you need a bird sound, GOOGLE (name of bird)/cornell
Jim





Nov 10 2007 6:24 AM

Saturday morning and snow on the mountain!
I hope all is well. Peace, Jim
Brian Aust





Oct 31 2007 8:27 PM

HAPPY HALLOWEEN YOU SONOFAWITCH!


Happy Halloween Comments for Myspace</left>
Viviana





Sep 25 2007 10:38 AM

You are so hot
WGDR





Sep 23 2007 11:31 AM


Free Glitter Text Maker Comments & Layouts
gwynyfier





Jul 21 2007 6:27 PM

Best Roller Coaster Ride Ever! Nice show Friday!





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*Mamacita*





Jul 19 2007 5:04 PM

Here he is folks! The master of sound himself!
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
Great job saturday night!
Sean Altrui





Jun 29 2007 3:54 PM

Dude....... the living room is cleared out, getting ready to mosh to your 8pm show tonight!
¤Honeycreeper¤





Jun 5 2007 7:35 PM

Jim





Jun 4 2007 2:02 PM

Happy housewarming! I hope your new digs are coming along nicely, and I'll bring you some new tunes for unpacking when I visit the station.(electric Neil & Crazy Horse!) Please give me your new number A.S.A.P. Peace
When Heroes Die





May 30 2007 6:55 PM

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When Heroes Die





May 13 2007 9:44 AM

Come out with us on the 17th.
Metronome 10 pm.
21+ $3
18+ $8

When Heroes Die
~Kriya Studio~





May 9 2007 11:10 AM

~Kriya Studio~





May 8 2007 10:46 AM

¤Honeycreeper¤





Apr 30 2007 2:54 PM

Joyous Beltane Drum-Thumping Pot-Luck at Kriya





Yeah... its not going to be big or crazy, so bring a bottle of wine or something to chow on, and come chill out with friends for a few hours after work.

Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007

Starts at about 5:30 pm.

Goes until we're all bored of it.

Bring anyone and everyone you care to. Children are welcome.

Recipes for Beltane


Directions to Kriya
¤Honeycreeper¤





Apr 19 2007 6:45 AM

i shaved my armpits.
Sean Altrui





Apr 15 2007 6:44 AM

Can't get enough of your show!!!

Dude...........
¤Honeycreeper¤





Mar 27 2007 7:43 PM

¤Honeycreeper¤





Mar 12 2007 9:19 PM

im having a party. i need you to drop by! bring friends. its for a great cause!
¤Honeycreeper¤





Mar 7 2007 5:56 PM

thanks for adding my music, tortoise!
Shawn





Feb 23 2007 12:04 PM

Looking forward to seeing you next week man, by the way, do you know how tortoises breath:)
¤Honeycreeper¤





Feb 20 2007 8:54 PM

LESLIE





Feb 12 2007 8:18 PM

*SMILES* *SMILES*
Jim





Jan 24 2007 2:15 PM

Powder! I'm ready to play hooky and come ski, maybe Friday even if it's 30 below windchill. It's just the tip of my nose, I won't miss it.
Peace
¤Honeycreeper¤





Jan 18 2007 8:59 PM

really? thanks! it must be my sassy style. haha! You are pretty sassy yourself. Looking tres chic... cant get used to you with glasses though. Do you still close your eyes a bit when you talk? Ciao!
Shawn





Jan 18 2007 8:45 PM

What's up buddy, long time man. So I got a question for ya, could jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he could not eat it? Now you know what I am going through.
Sean Altrui





Jan 14 2007 1:59 PM

Dude...........
¤Honeycreeper¤





Jan 8 2007 11:47 AM

Oi! I'm the Tattooed Chick of the Week. Show me some lovin' at the forum or at the real and original tattooed chicks!
iva





Jan 8 2007 11:47 AM

Red Herring 9
¤Honeycreeper¤





Jan 4 2007 11:30 AM

If Milli Vanilli fell in the woods, would someone else make a sound??
¤Honeycreeper¤





Jan 2 2007 10:06 AM

Tortoise, my longtime friend, happiest new year wishes to you! May you live well and flourish in whatever you do! I see I'm in your top friends... I really ought to move you up. Think I'll do that right now! :)
¤Honeycreeper¤





Dec 20 2006 5:40 PM




happy holidays
¤Honeycreeper¤





Dec 14 2006 5:27 PM

thanks... its really not the best poem though. i'm gonna put more up soon. i just have to find what i did with them! Hope you are well! love!
¤Honeycreeper¤





Dec 3 2006 1:00 PM

CatsThatLookLikeHitler.com

¤Honeycreeper¤





Nov 29 2006 3:26 PM

Pardon me... do you have any grey poupon?
Wendy





Nov 20 2006 10:14 AM

Hey,
How are ya doing these days?
Jim





Oct 10 2006 4:21 PM

This guy!


Jim





Aug 9 2006 7:35 AM

Great to hear that you're on the mow crew again at the Glen. That means ski season is one step closer! I'm already dreaming of snow.
Im the nicest damn dame you ever met





Aug 2 2006 5:08 PM


So...What's Up, Hun?
Jim





Jul 23 2006 9:48 AM

Hey now! I'm checking out your afternoon and evening programs from Friday the 21st, wondering which one is hotter for a download. I'm always partial to the "Night Flight"-any thoughts?
Peace