[Pssst. Don't tell no-one but woid is that we got
CRAIG ANTON (Tom Goes to the Mayor, The Buxotics) standing in the front with that one instrument...lessee...BLAINE CAPATCH (Beat the Geeks, Lucha VaVOOM, L.A. Derby Dolls) over there with that other instrument. I think that is RON LYNCH (Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job) with the two sticks and that guy AMIT ITELMAN (The Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn, The Surrenders) putting his fingers on that other musical thing and those two dancing skeletons looks like THE POUBELLE TWINS (Lucha VaVOOM, The Rudy Casoni Show, Le Slap Booth *CHAUD*). Put that in yer pipe and smoke it.]
These fine fiends shove a creepy rock show so far down your throat you'll wish you'd have brought your dead grandma!
From the new gutter of Los Angeles, they wake… armed with an all guitar reckless buzzing abandon, straight from the order of old school garage scare-o-billy, think Cramps, Gun Club, Hasil Adkins, The Milkshakes all crammed into a pickle and deep fat fried. Mmm, put some blood on that!
Four young lads with brain damage are complimented and hollowed out with the fabulously talented, Go-Go Ghouls - dancing, singing, slapping, and holding the highly coveted, "Rope of Donuts," for your pleasure at every show.
*(Eat a donut off the rope without usin' yer hands and you win a free kick in the ass!)
What shameful things happen at only one show in Los Angeles? Terror, Suspense, Guitars, Donuts!
THIS SHOW WILL ETCH ITSELF INTO YOUR MIND WITH SHOCK AFTER NAKED SHOCK!
Luke Lukas is back with an album full of that gleeful gloom that made us love him at first sight. His trustworthy 4-tracks and him go their separate ways so he's now presenting 12 perfectly arranged folk songs to us. Luke reveals himself as a kind soul, but like the western movies taught us, a dreadful killer always hides under every placid looking Texan.
"Leaving his strongly lo-fi sound that impressed us the first time, he treasures the recipe, packing in this new plain, delightful work a caring love for vocals, which are worthy of Neutral Milk hotel, with a touch of Chordettes feel."Daniele Dileo - Lab Magazine
HARD TIMES IN '09 US TOUR STARTS THIS WEEK! 5.28.09 Phoenix, AZ @ The Blooze Bar 5.31.09 El Paso, TX @ Hot Rods & Wheels 6.01.09 San Angelo, TX @ The Deadhorse 6.05.09 Austin, TX @ Headhunters 6.06.09 Beaumont, TX @ Outlaw Drinking Club 6.07.09 Lafayette, LA @ Artmosphere 6.13.09 Lexington, KY @ Third Street Dive 6.15.09 Cincinatti, OH @ Blue Rock Tavern 6.16.09 Columbus, OH @ Bernie’s Distillery 6.23.09 St Louis, MO @ Punk Beer Rodeo at Deluxe! ...Many more dates TBA!!
