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The Twats
Punk / Hardcore / Metal

"Hugs are good. Fighting is bad"

Washington DC
United States

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Last Login:  5/13/2008
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   The Twats: General Info
Member Since10/15/2004
Band Websitethetwats.org
Band MembersLord Taint- Drums Cuntess Twat- Vocals Ducky- Guitar Rusty Trombone - Bass Sir Drunks a Lot- Guitar
InfluencesFear, Misfits, Lunachicks, KMFDM, 80's new wave and glam rock, circle jerks, blah blah blah blah blah we like punk..however we also listen to the likes of Leonard Cohen, Elvis costello, metal and I of course love the current pop music so shoot me.
Sounds Likeyour mom
Record Labeloverdose on records
Type of LabelIndie




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   About The Twats
Retching Red / The Twats
Split 7"
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The Twats- Hell In My Pants CD

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 REQUEST THE TWATS ON FUNGUS ON XM CLICK HERE! and go to request song! KEEP PUNK ROCK DORKY! The twats offically formed in October of 2004, though the idea came about earlier that spring Our first show was December of 2004 and by December 2005 we played approx 87 shows including three tours (twice down south/midwest and one northeast/midwest). We have a 10 day tour in January 2006 planned, a short jaunt w/ the independents in March and will be booking a 3 week tour in May. Between playing out of town at least 2 weekends a month, we released a split 7 inch w/ our loves Common Enemy, and have a Full Length entitled 'Hell in My Pants'.Overdose on Records

A punk band pure and simple. Cuntess Twat is the vocalist and has been compared to a mixture between early AFI and Naked Aggression. Her taste in music runs the gamit between Against Me!, Sick of It All to AC/DC, Motely Crue and Clay Aiken.

Our guitarist Sir Drunks-a lot, was born and bred on metal. We've had to slowly teach him to play punk rock but he still has lapses despite our best efforts. We've had to allow the occaissional blazing guitar solo in order to pacify his more metal moments. Luckily he is also a fan of 80's new wave which means he still has a soul and is far from a tough guy.

Lord Taint *Husband of Cuntess Twat* the drummer on the other hand used to drum in a thrash/punk band in the likes of DRI/MDC/early ST. his old bands first album had 30 songs in 30 minutes. he's a simple no frills just push the song along kinda drummer. Loud, Fast and Pure.

Young Ducky is our 2nd guitarist and in between converting the rest of us to vegetarianism he likes to read really long boring books on tour.

Rusty Trombone is our new bassist. We don't know where he came from..well actually he came from North Dakota. But we are convinced he's lying. No one really comes from North Dakota

Where The Twats are heading nobody knows. We have had the honor of playing venues such as the Warehouse next door, the Black Cat, Ottobar, Arlene's Grocery, Common Grounds, Sidebar etc and w/ many excellent bands such as MDC, Against Me!, Juliette and the Licks, TV Smith, the soviettes, and many many more.

You can buy our 7inch   and CD at interpunk.com

we don't fuck around...we just play.


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Apr 11 2008 3:48 PM

Check out what's new and coming soon !

The Gloominous Doom "Doomed if You Do, Doomed if You Don't" CD
Concrete Facelift "Loud Fast Raw" CD
Common Enemy "T.U.I." CD
ANS "Success at Last" CD
Retching Red / The Twats Split 7"

coming soon.......
A Warm Gun "Escape"10"
Weot Skam / Common Enemy "When Cops Attack!" Split 7"

www.overdoseonrecords.com

Support Your Local Scene!
The Demonic Puppets





Mar 3 2008 9:32 AM

thanks for the add twats...can i say that? nice rock!!
SEAN GAUGE





Mar 11 2008 4:03 PM

what up peepz!!!
♠Seditionaries♠





Mar 15 2008 3:41 PM

Come to Baltimore! I'll buy you a drink!
Kill The Car





Mar 19 2008 10:02 AM

nice place u got here
CRETINGRIMS (RIP)





Mar 23 2008 3:16 PM

STILL FUCKING BAD ASS!
The Loft





Mar 23 2008 6:56 PM

Hey dudes from Hendrik. I miss You. Keep in touch.
the Lures





Mar 29 2008 10:43 PM

yum!
the sorian (maniacal contingency)





Apr 5 2008 10:06 PM

audio orgasm...
brett





Dec 16 2007 12:49 PM

hey guys and girl, how have you been. its really sad that you r not playing anymore. i just listened to the split seven inch cuz i just got a record player and it sounds really great. hopefully there is a reuninon soon. anyway, my new bands just got really scketchy recordings up from camera audio. maybe u can chek it out.
myspace.com/weexistmd
and
myspace.com/snarkattackofficial
COMMON ENEMY *NEW CD RELEASED 7-1-2008!*





Nov 22 2007 6:29 PM

HAPPY TURKEY DAY !
Life's a b?tch!!..





Nov 21 2007 9:33 AM

HI,THANKS FOR THE ADD.
XXX
The Vagrancies





Nov 16 2007 2:35 PM

good luck tomorrow none of us can make it :( its been fun...
Appeal To Reason!!





Nov 18 2007 5:14 PM

Thanks for all the gooood ass times. I wish all you guys the best in the future!!!!! Love the TWATS
The Whoremoans





Nov 18 2007 6:21 PM

hey there

how did the show last night go?
Shabba the Sot





Nov 19 2007 4:21 AM

It was a great pleasure to catch your last show in the same spot I caught your first several years ago. (w/ The goons and MDC) Thank you for some great shows and a lot of great music.
-Shabs
Botox Party





Nov 18 2007 12:00 PM

Last night was awesome, I'm going to miss you guys, thanks for everything!!!
KIRI





Nov 18 2007 2:59 PM

Hey, last night was a great show. I am glad that I got to see u's one more time. Thanks
Tyler Vile





Nov 18 2007 3:14 PM

Fucking great show last night! I had such a great time. Scott and Marni I will be in touch about booking my new band, The Communist Eyes
Gary





Nov 18 2007 9:31 AM

Twas an honor to play the show with you guys last night... Awesome fucking set. I'm gonna miss the Twats!
Anne Archy





Nov 17 2007 5:16 PM

I hope you guys are rockin out with your twats out right now. I wish I could be there. Maybe when you guys are like 50, you'll have a reunion show. I can see it now...The (wrinkley) Twats!-much love, you will be missed-ANNE ARCHY
Mandy M-F'n Wagner





Nov 17 2007 9:13 AM

Cant wait to see u guys tonight! :( sad its over
Blessed be the Sick





Nov 16 2007 8:27 AM

Can't break up now.
Didn't even get to see you play L.A.
Chadburn





Nov 16 2007 9:55 AM

Good Luck and Rock It Out!!
~chRISta~





Nov 15 2007 3:40 PM

looking foward to the show!!
Thomas





Nov 13 2007 11:27 AM

thanks for allowing my add! you guys are/were fucking amazing!!
Russ Brown





Nov 9 2007 9:27 AM

Great show last night guys. I'm gonna miss The Twats.
melissa?!





Nov 8 2007 4:00 PM

i wish i could be there but i love that you used the pictures i took as the flyers!
thanks!
U.B.





Nov 8 2007 12:55 PM

You guys should probably just not break up...even though we did way first...wah i love you dirty twats
Amanda





Nov 7 2007 1:17 PM

yeahhh... maybe..
i mean, it is a special occasion :)
Amanda





Nov 7 2007 12:31 PM

ughhhhhhh i cant believe it's really over!!!!!!!!

see you at the last sidebar show... ever:(
T.J. Doozer





Nov 7 2007 9:37 AM

ok, so, I can't find my twats shirt anywhere all the sudden... so not only do I need to buy another one, but I'd like to buy one of your final show shirts also..... How can we make this happen?
Ripley





Nov 4 2007 11:21 PM

darn evening skool! i'm really gonna miss u twats!!!
Duvy





Oct 30 2007 8:07 AM

hi, just wanted to say hi! Haven't been online in awhile and wondering how everyone is out there in the world!
NothingKidd.Crucifix.Mafia





Oct 19 2007 1:21 AM

you kickass so i put u way up in my top frendz. thanks for being the twats
Duk Duk





Oct 18 2007 11:20 PM

well, i kind of doubt that i would lose my job....but It's almost certain i'll be in baltimore for your last show. I'll bring a few friends too.
totallymeat





Oct 18 2007 8:09 PM

Shit, does this mean I'm never going to get to see the band's alter ego perform? Of course, I'm speaking of:

The War Against Terror

TWATZ 4EVA
Shabba the Sot