Ken
"Telling lies on the internet since 1947"

Male
33 years old
Fernandina, Florida
United States



Last Login:7/18/2008
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  http://www.myspace.com/theuis  

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    Ken's Interests
GeneralI'm interested in the finest of interesting interests like world domination, hacking autocad, removing color from my pictures, adding color to Mina's bath water, laughing at emo kids... and I'm an expert rubber band assassin.
MusicPixies, Weezer, Reel Big Fish, Pink Floyd, Beatles, Bloodhound Gang, Beck, Cake, Ween, Cracker / Camper Van Beethoven, Muse, Flaming Lips, Ozma, Rentals, Guns n Roses, Nirvana, Jesus & Mary Chain, Ill Mitch, Queen, Green Day / The Network, Killers, ICP, John Lennon, Built to Spill, NIN, Manson, Skinny Puppy, Cure, Ben Folds Five, New Order, Sex Pistols... lots and lots more... I need a bigger zune
MoviesSchindler's List, Godfather trilogy, Superman, Deer Hunter, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Shining, Audition, Ichi the Killer, Oldboy, Office Space, Batman Begins, Trainspotting, Star Wars trilogies, Soylent Green, Ju On, 2001, Clerks, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Evil Dead trilogy... so many more...
TelevisionG4, My name is Earl, The Office, Smallville, Family Guy, South Park, Simpsons, Spongebob, ATHF, Robot Chicken, Mythbusters, History Channel, On Demand (when it works) is the greatest invention since Chuck Norris facts.
BooksOperational Amplifiers and Linear Integrated Circuits, Linux Bible, Practical Homicide Investigation, Stephen King, Ramsey Campbell, HP Lovecraft, Mercy Watson Goes For a Ride
HeroesBruce Campbell, Takashi Miike, encyclopediadramatica.com

     Ken's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:denial
Body type:6' 0" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Children:Proud parent
Occupation:Prophet
Income:$45,000 to $60,000

   Ken's Schools
Itt Technical Institute
Jacksonville, FL
Graduated: 1996
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Electronic Engineering
Minor: Hate
Greek:   Lambda Lambda Lambda

1994 to 1996
Fernandina Beach High School
Fernandina Beach, FL
Graduated: 1993
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Hate
Minor: Hate
Clubs: Underground Syndicate
 

1989 to 1993



Ken loves Kristina

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   Ken's Blurbs
About me:
What is there to say about me? I'm Ken, damnit!

Who I'd like to meet:
My clone, Gina's cat, my missing appendix, Bob's bathroom.



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   Ken's Friend Space (Top 8)
Ken has 134 friends.
 Kristina 


 Gaara[Elyse] 


 Dan. 


 bean 


 Cheryl 


 The Cat 


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Ken's Friends Comments
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Moonknight is For Obama!





Jul 17 2008 5:40 PM

Thanks for bringing it dude! Have fun with Rock Band!
Kristina





Jul 17 2008 12:49 PM

Gaara[Elyse]





Jul 17 2008 12:32 PM

Ew no! D:
bean





Jul 12 2008 4:55 AM

awesome, i wondered if you would make that connection.

thats all the "tools" i had on hand.
bean





Jul 9 2008 4:46 PM

did ya get my phone messages?
Gaara[Elyse]





Jul 2 2008 8:50 AM

Aw... why the happy sandwich?
Gaara[Elyse]





Jul 2 2008 8:32 AM

They're not hooker boots! D:
Gaara[Elyse]





Jul 2 2008 8:02 AM

I know... I changed my backround last night before I went to bed but I didn't have enough time to change the color of the text... and the last time I measured myself I was that height! D:
Kristina





Jun 26 2008 2:23 PM

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Izza





Jun 16 2008 11:09 PM

Happy Birthday Mr. Wonderbread!


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Nelle





Jun 16 2008 6:33 PM

Happy Birthday or something...old man.
=P
Kristina





Jun 16 2008 12:21 PM

Happy Birthday Honey
Kristina





Jun 15 2008 4:06 PM

fathers_day
Kristina





Jun 13 2008 12:36 PM

gummie kiss
Kristina





Jun 12 2008 10:04 AM

How much did I cost? ;) And you have to wait till Monday for those presents you think you’re getting.
Muah!
Amanda





May 17 2008 10:53 AM

You are in BIG trouble with me Mister!
~~Lacee~~


Is Online


May 10 2008 10:07 AM

MyHotComments.com
MyHotComments
bean





May 1 2008 4:04 PM

that hurt....


i think i may even cry a little.

after i got your message i thought about changing it back.
lol
Kristina





Apr 11 2008 10:48 AM

muah! I miss you! You should come home right now!
monkey





Mar 20 2008 4:23 PM

i love the screen saver that you put on grandma's computer.




not.


btw, she asked me how to use the enter button. she said gary, virginia, and her spent an hour trying to figure it out and compared it to a typewriter.
CottonEyeJoTexas





Mar 17 2008 11:03 AM

St. Patty's Day
Comment Graphics and Myspace Layouts at pYzam. com


Hope y'all enjoy your st pattys day. Go drink some green beer
Kristina





Mar 12 2008 2:45 PM

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Kristina





Mar 3 2008 10:56 PM

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Kristina





Feb 29 2008 7:11 PM

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The Cat





Feb 24 2008 8:37 AM

Mr. Bigglesworth?
Heather





Feb 23 2008 10:47 AM


Funny Myspace Pictures
bean





Feb 22 2008 3:22 PM

rock on!





can i get my "Best of HairBands" CD back?
Kristina





Feb 20 2008 11:14 PM

oh look
Kristina





Feb 20 2008 1:37 PM

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Kelly





Feb 16 2008 5:42 PM

Ken Doll
Kristina





Feb 14 2008 12:21 AM

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Kristina





Feb 13 2008 5:50 PM

love
Kristina





Feb 13 2008 5:23 PM

i love you
Kristina





Feb 11 2008 7:56 PM

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Hecate Dracul





Feb 10 2008 10:47 PM

Fans are my friends.
The Cat





Feb 10 2008 10:32 AM

How to poop in Japanese
Jaybles





Feb 6 2008 7:27 AM

Good mornning fucktard. Can you send me some of that Justin ball cream my tant is a little dry.
Heather





Feb 4 2008 7:23 AM

WOW! Your page is all pretty and blue!!
What's the matter with ya?
Kristina





Feb 3 2008 10:33 PM

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