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The Ultimate Experts
Sketch Comedy / Comedic Writers / Parody

		We know stuff. Male 28 years old NEW YORK, NY United States Last Login: 11/17/2008
Mood: hopeful
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MySpace URL:

www.myspace.com/theultimateexperts

The Ultimate Experts's Comedian Bio

Bio

5 scholars that know more than you, and are willing to show you the way.

Influences

A&E Biography, The History Channel, Discovery Channel, NOVA, NPR, PRI

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The Ultimate Experts's Details

Status:	Single
Here for:	Networking
Body type:	5' 8" / Athletic
Ethnicity:	White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:	Sagittarius
Occupation:	Genius

The Ultimate Experts's Clips

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Clips: 8

Total Plays: 1666

Plays Today: 0

The Library

Run Time: 241

Plays: 74
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The Truth About The Odyssey

Run Time: 309

Plays: 60
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Truth Hunters 6-4: One True Cross

Run Time: 441

Plays: 27
Comments: 0

The Invention of the Lie

Run Time: 237

Plays: 143
Comments: 1

The Invention of the Phone

Run Time: 130

Plays: 29
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The Invention of the Toilet

Run Time: 149

Plays: 72
Comments: 0

The Invention of Intercourse

Run Time: 226

Plays: 1197
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Meet the Ultimate Experts

Run Time: 501

Plays: 64
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The Ultimate Experts's Blurbs

About me:
The Ultimate Experts are:

Dr. Marcus Raven- Ancient archaeologist

Dr. Elizabeth Ramification Merriweather - Scientist and Myth expert

Dr. Oliver Spags - Classical Historian

Dr. Melissa Checkoff- Psychologist and beloved interviewer

Father Barnabus Dempsey-Theologist, Musicologist and Vet

Who I'd like to meet:
People that are willing to let us bestow our intelligence upon them, and who also enjoy a good guffaw.

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The Ultimate Experts has 182 friends.

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Best Of Myspace Comedy	Feb 27 2009 12:46 AM Hey thanks for being a friend Please CLICK HERE to see our choice of Comedy of the Week. myspace. com/SLOTCARTV ..
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KURT VEGAS Online Now!	May 31 2008 1:25 PM Find out what people REALLY think about you! Add Truth Box!! Hug me! \| Find an easy movie date! check this out !! ------------------------------- This comment was sent by your friend via the Truth Box application. To block comments sent via Apps. click here.
KURT VEGAS Online Now!	May 27 2008 5:47 PM I just took the The Lion King movie quiz. Click here to take the quiz and see if you can beat my score! Read my secret message! \| Pet my puppy! ------------------------------- This comment was sent by your friend via the Movies application. To block comments sent via Apps. click here.
Jill	Apr 19 2008 7:29 AM Thank you thank you thank you for the spot at your brilliant show tonight. Also, fuck turtles.
Nick Rutherford	Mar 11 2008 7:09 AM This is perfect. Dan, you found your home.
Meg Cupernall	Mar 10 2008 4:52 PM Thank you kindly for having me on as well as providing with a venue in which to bake for :) xo
KURT VEGAS Online Now!	Mar 5 2008 3:44 PM The Ultimate Experts bring you sketch comedy with a little truth sprinkled on the side. This month, be the first to hear excerpts from their latest books! MARCH 7th 10PM Featuring the choicest stand-up: The Producer’s Club 358 44th street near 9th Ave 5$ cover Fully stocked bar. will be Open Through The Show… Doors open at 9:30 show start right at 10 pm In the black bar @ Famous Producer’s Club
KURT VEGAS Online Now!	Mar 2 2008 11:58 PM if anyone want to help me on the prooductiion of this get show please contect me before thursday thank I will try to get you free drinks that nigh t
KURT VEGAS Online Now!	Feb 27 2008 2:03 PM hey and a special thank to the guy who found the producer club where you preform, and the guy who build the stage , and who film the show with drunk people runny into him the whole night, and who set up the whole show all BY HIMSELF. to that guy who if not for him ( you would be preforming at new york shit club.) ALL DONE BY ONE GUY, THATS RIGHT, but do you know who he is??? NOPE !!!! cause no one cares to thank him and acknowledge his existence!!!!! :( BUT THATS COOL...
KURT VEGAS Online Now!	Jan 30 2008 12:59 PM Oh and dont give a special thanks to the guy who shoot it for you or anything. I mean, you did pay him a lot of money to do it for you...... hehehehe
Evan Wecksell	Jan 29 2008 1:04 AM Thanks for the add! Who is Ron Paul?!
Denis McDonough	Jan 22 2008 9:39 PM "Thanks for your support!" - RaleighComics The best and brightest Standup comics Raleigh N.C. has to offer!
Sue Funke	Jan 16 2008 7:13 PM I made the page, so I made us Sagittarius. I am the sag.
KURT VEGAS Online Now!	Jan 13 2008 1:28 AM hold on.. which one of you is the Sagittarius... I know the group it self is not , cuase your first show was in january .. so whats up with that son
KURT VEGAS Online Now!	Jan 8 2008 2:52 PM YOU GUY ROCKED .. YOU SHOULD GET A GOOD CAMERA GUY TO FILM THE SHOW AND TRY TO SELL IT ... HEHHEHEHE
Emily Epstein	Jan 8 2008 2:50 PM I was absolutely blown away by your first show. I just wanted to grab your four and put you in a big ole bear hug I was so proud. Thanks for having me and can't wait for the next one!!
Arthur	Jan 4 2008 8:28 PM I figured my massive 8'4" would've brought it up a bit.
Sue Funke	Jan 4 2008 1:46 PM I figured it was around average of our heights...I'm well aware that my 5'3" stature pulls us down.
Raquel D'Apice	Jan 3 2008 5:03 AM Hold up...we're only 5'8"?

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