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The Umbilical Chords!: General Info

Member Since	9/14/2004
Band Website	theumbilicalchords.com
Band Members	Andrija Tokic Matt Gallant Asa Hammes want to book us? avalonsounddude@hotmail.com
Influences	Green Day The Vandals The Who Lionel Richie
Sounds Like	"Blissfully energetic and catchy; hyperactive, yet maintaining high torque"*- Jenna Jameson*
Record Label	???
Type of Label	Indie

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About The Umbilical Chords!

Someone once inquired about

The Umbilical Chords...

...so I told them what I tell everyone:

The Umbilical Chords is an unstoppable rock monster hailing from suburban MD, currently residing in Murfreesboro, TN. Surviving on a steady diet of eccentric lyrics, catchy melodies and vocal harmonies, and simple yet perfect song structure, Andrija Tokic, Asa Hammes, and Matt Gallant produce the fastest, catchiest, and quirkiest pop-punk tunes this side of the dog bowl.
The trio consists of: Andrija (dumbass) Tokic, Asa (lunchin')Hammes and Matt (awesome) Gallant.

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Someone once inquired about

The Umbilical Chords...

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