Josh "Meatbath" Carter - Drums, Vocals, Professional Chick Banger
Influences
Pittsburgh, Gabe Cetra, Alcohol, Blood & Guts
Sounds Like
"The Undercover Saints sound like..... Charles Manson escapes fropm prison and kills all the suicide girls. George Romero and Jesus bring all the suicide girls back from the grave and they walk the streets of Pittsburgh tying people up and pouring drain cleaner down their victim's throats. The zombie suicide girls then have sex with the corpses and then chop them up and use them as pizza topping".
~Steve, from Pittsburgh Punk Rock
"The new album is like a 28 minute vacation..." - Steve from Pittsburgh Punk Rock
"The Undercover Saints deliver a steel-toed beating with no time for pretentious solos. The chords are few, but fast. The drumbeats are steady and loud. Pittsburgh's Saints don't just stick to the no frills rock mantra: Less talk more rock, they embody it. The riffs are as tangible as the steel that built their beloved hometown, and they smack you in the face like a sledgehammer. This beer-fueled, balls to the walls Rock'N'Roll dildo goes straight up your ass and out your mouth taking your internal organs with it. They might not have a record label, but they do have a warning label:
WARNING: MAY CAUSE LISTENER TO SMASH THEIR HEAD INTO THE FUCKING WALL.
Joey, Johnny, Dee Dee and Marky would be proud."
~Colonel G.G. Brains
"The Undercover Saints are fuckin’ sick. Loud as shit OLD SCHOOL SERIAL KILLERS. If you stab them in the heart Rock n Roll will splash all over your face."
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Hi! Just wanted to make sure all my friends know that my new erotic horror novel THE 13TH is now in stores everywhere! I hope you'll check out this debauched and demonic horror ride!
There's even a website devoted just to the book, with an interactive map of the places and characters at www.the13th-horror.com.
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And Gary A. Braunbeck said, "John Everson's The 13th is the first out-and-out horror novel in a long while to actually scare the **** out of me while reading it. It's stylish, extremely well-written, filled with richly-drawn characterizations, and boasts a labyrinthine plot worthy of Umberto Eco. Trust me -- this one will fry your nerves and break your heart."
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