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John Bevier steps on stage, breaks a leg and a ligament. With the
distinguished melodic wit of Tyler Bruce and the buzzing obnoxious
snaps and claps of internet super villain Devi Sparkles to provide him
leverage, John hurdles onto the musical battlefield, battle axe drawn..
Deftly swinging around rhymes with tongue and cheek names like
Eighth Place and Anarchy Inc as if he had any place in the rap scene,
John stuns and amazes with a vocal charisma that rightfully belongs to
someone much blacker.
Tyler Bruce contributes smooth, million dollar radio-rap hits so
smooth that you’d think they were stolen while Devi Sparkles cuts
nervous, quirky electro trip-hop dance tracks, creating an isolating
collection of solid songs coming from every direction..
The Various Endeavors is a tempermental, self destructive triad
of highschool kids who never talked to you in algebra class.
That is Crystal.. If you are as hawt as her, you inspire John to stop being ugly.
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