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Greg
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A few sprinkles of genius with a chance of doom!
Male
35 years old
San Mateo, California
United States
Last Login: 7/10/2009
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Greg's Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Santa Cruz | | Body type: | 6' 4" / Average | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Zodiac Sign: | Libra | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | Undecided | | Occupation: | Marketing/Biz Dev |
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About me:
I am friendly. I am loud. I am tall and gracefully slender. I am sarcastic and occasionally tell tall tales. I play guitar (poorly). I own two kick-ass motorcycle jackets, but I don't own a motorcycle. Wherever I go, people say to me, "Hey, cool jacket! What sort of bike do you ride?" To which I typically reply, tail between my legs, "Um, yeah. I don't actually have one." That, or if I think I can get away with it, I flat-out lie to those nosy some-nuh-bitches and say that I own a Ducati. But then, because of all the rage I feel over having to lie in order to save face, I punch them right in their teeth. After that, though, I always pick them up off the ground and pull them close and say that I'm sorry because, when you get right down to it, I'm a very nice person.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Other people who wear motorcycle jackets even though they don't own motorcycles. But you know who I don't want to meet? Poseurs. (I never said that being my friend was easy.)
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