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Greg
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A few sprinkles of genius with a chance of doom!
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36 歲
San Mateo, California
美國
上次登入時間: 2009/11/12
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Greg 的詳細資訊
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| 狀態: | 交往中 | | 來這裡是為了: | 社交, 好友 | | 性傾向: | 異性戀 | | 家鄉: | Santa Cruz | | 體型: | 194cm / 一般 | | 族裔: | 白人 | | 星座: | 天秤座 | | 抽煙 / 喝酒: | 否 / 是 | | 子女: | 還沒決定 | | 職業: | Marketing/Biz Dev |
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關於我:
I am friendly. I am loud. I am tall and gracefully slender. I am sarcastic and occasionally tell tall tales. I play guitar (poorly). I own two kick-ass motorcycle jackets, but I don't own a motorcycle. Wherever I go, people say to me, "Hey, cool jacket! What sort of bike do you ride?" To which I typically reply, tail between my legs, "Um, yeah. I don't actually have one." That, or if I think I can get away with it, I flat-out lie to those nosy some-nuh-bitches and say that I own a Ducati. But then, because of all the rage I feel over having to lie in order to save face, I punch them right in their teeth. After that, though, I always pick them up off the ground and pull them close and say that I'm sorry because, when you get right down to it, I'm a very nice person.
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我想認識:
Other people who wear motorcycle jackets even though they don't own motorcycles. But you know who I don't want to meet? Poseurs. (I never said that being my friend was easy.)
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