I smell a bit of gorgonzolla, but I'm getting ahead of myself.
I was born at a tender young age and continuously advanced chronilogically with each passing year. With the passing of each year, I learned more and more. It was at about age 18 that I learned that I didn't know a whole hell of a lot.
But I did discover that I had a distinct talent for mumbling.
It started as just poorly spoken, illegible responses, but I soon honed my talent into meaningless aurul meanderings. This was to be my calling.
Obviously, such a talent would suggest a career in politics, but instead I chose to merely stupify and baffle others.
