Hello, Hola, Salut, Hala, Merhaba, Bangawoyo, Ni Hao, Konichiwa.
Who am I? Synthesizer musician. Disco Jock. Graphic artisan. Musicologist. Phonographer. Photogrammer. Documentariat. Sweatboxer. Invisible werewolf. Dubbed Pathos. Classically untrained. Your biggest fan. Everything, everything. My hat collection is getting out of hand. Part-time anything for anyone.
love the tech-y blog, been meaning to post something similar, shame more techno myspacers don't post something like that, i think it really helps us understand just what the F- we are actually doing. oh well, i guess it's back to reading drugged up obtuse status updates...
the below comment is the best thing i've ever seen in my life..."puke through a glory hole into some funky anus bizzy" fuckin wonderful... anyway, come text me up one day you big faggot tree
Heard the new V Snares yet? Here's the official press release..
Venetian Snares, aka Pants Geronemo, aka Buttercock Lesbummer, aka the biggest retard on earth, has once again turned his toilet fantasies into something you can buy at the store, shove in your whore mouth and puke up thru a glory hole into a stranger’s gaping anus. Financing the dubstep scene since 2005, Venetian Snares has somehow again, not bothered to make anything remotely like a Benga record from 3 years ago, instead reaching deep down into the bottomless pit of electronic genres gone by and digging out acid techno for a thoroughly humiliating raping of the sound. This is the shittiest acid record ever made! Venetian Snares actually covered his 303s with his own feces and twisted the knobs with his rock hard cock! At one point he even taped a 303 to a prostitute and kicks the shit out of her legs.
hey what's up man, yeah i'm still alive n' kickin'. just haven't been myspacin' lately. so hows the music going? i see u have some bad ass pics of ur shows, way to rock it out brotha!! well stay in touch and keep the beats rollin'! luv yah man.
