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Its hard to put a name to exactly what the wankers sound like, some folks have called them "space punk". Others dubbed them "spunge rock", an acronym for surf, funk, punk, grunge. But most people who see the wankers agree on one thing, they are very high energy rock and roll! Fun Fun! Cincy based surf, punk, funk and roll formed in 1999 by guys who were sick of the derived drivle of their peers bands, who played nothing but generic rock, and had a huge crowd following. So the wankers set out to change the rock scene in their neck of the woods. To many bands take themselves to seriously and forget about making good music. The wankers put music sensationalism above all else. That is to say that the overall effect of their stage show leaves one feeling like they've actually seen something. With influences ranging from, but not limited to: "the who", "the clash", "mud honey", "led zepplin" and "nirvana" to " the ventures", "agent orange", "the talking heads", "the B 52's" and the ramones. The wankers cover the rock 'n roll spectrum nicely, fitting into a wide range of genres. Its hard to put a name to exactly what the wankers sound like, some folks have called them "space punk". Others dubbed them "spunge rock", an acronym for surf, funk, punk, grunge. But most people who see the wankers agree on one thing, they are very high energy rock n' roll.....
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Books BUY THIS ALBUM AND MORE AT INTERPUNK.COM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 15 Tracks of High Energy Rock N' Roll. This Abulm is a long running effort to express our many musical tastes, but still maintain the high energy involved in our live shows. Spanning 60's Style Fuzz and Organs with the bizzare melodic screams of a highly modulated guitar this album will "Rock your Socks off!"
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Status:Swinger
Here for:Networking, Friends
Hometown:Ludlow, Ky
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes

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Ludlow High School
Ludlow,Kentucky
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
Major: the Arts
Clubs: Trench Coat Mafia .. Ha Ha ... Just Kidding. I did play Soccer, though, but that's not as funny.
 

1994 to 1999

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DriNKin N CinCi!!!!!

DriNKin N CinCi!!!!!



Nov 11 2009 9:04 PM

$100 BAR TAB GIVEAWAY!!
Text "YAC" to 95495 or go to yourareacode.com and register to win.
New winner every Friday.
Good Luck!
The Werks

The Werks



Nov 3 2009 2:35 AM

Come out Friday night and kick it with us at Mad Frog in Cincinnati!

Friday, November 6, 2009
Mad Frog
1 E McMillan
Cincinnati, OH 45219
10:00 PM | 18+ | $5
The Werks

The Werks



Oct 17 2009 11:08 PM

PAPADOSIO CD RELEASE PARTY w/ THE WERKS

Friday, October 23, 2009
Newport Music Hall
1722 N High St,
Columbus, OH 43201
8:00 PM | All Ages | $10/$12

Presale tickets available locally at Brother Bear's Funky Bean Scene and Cafe in Yellow Springs, OH. http://www.brotherbearscoffee.com

Come out and WERK IT!
PEN15

PEN15



Oct 2 2009 4:55 PM

Thank you for the support!

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The Werks

The Werks



Sep 16 2009 4:55 AM

You're invited to The Werks live taping of their next album on September 17th

Canal Street Tavern
308 E. First St.
Dayton, OH

9pm | $7

Hope you can come out and join us... Kristen McNabb and other guests will join us on stage throughout the evening.

Game Core 2010 Coming Soon

Game Core 2010 Coming Soon



Sep 1 2009 3:39 AM

Game Core is in 2 weeks on Saturday September 12th! Its gonna be a nerd party. Come out and play games see MC Lars, Celebrate the Dreamcasts Birthday and more!

Save 2.00 on tickets at our website www.gamecorecon.com
Astatines

Astatines



Aug 26 2009 5:13 PM

New song up. Have a listen and leave a comment! :)
Enjoy and a great day to you ;)
Romeo Champagne

Romeo Champagne



Aug 21 2009 6:22 AM

Romeo Champagne @ WATERBAND's WATERFEST AUG 22nd @ 7:30p

Nelson Ledges
12001 Rt. 282,
Nelson Ledge Rd.,
Garrettsville, OH 44231
All Ages | Tickets: $35

Great music, great friends and a great cause!

Peace, ~Romeo
www.romeochampagne.com
Romeo Champagne

Romeo Champagne



Aug 11 2009 4:53 AM

Check us out @ ShamyBASH!!! AUG 13th @ 8pm

Frontier Ranch
Just Outside Columbus, OH
Festival Aug 13th - 16th
8836 York Rd SW,
Kirkersville, OH 43033
(919) 563-4936 Set: 10:00 PM
Doors: 12:00 PM
All Ages Tickets: $50

SHAMY BASH IS OHIO'S PREMIER GRASSROOTS MUSIC FESTIVAL. FEATURING THE BEST IN THE REGIONS MUSICAL TALENT OF JAM,PROGRESSIVE JAZZ,REGGAE, AND BLUEGRASS. ONE OF THE MOST FRIENDLIEST STAFF AND BEAUTIFUL VENUES IS JUST THE ICING ON THE CAKE. YOU CAN VISIT WWW.SHAMYBASH.COM FOR MORE INFORMATION REGARDING OUR LATEST FESTIVAL.

Keller Williams
Spikedrivers
The Werks
Rumpke Mountain Boys
Boogie Matrix Mechanism
Mike Perkins
One Under
Jones For Revival
Stretch Lefty
Romeo Champagne
Jahman Brahman
The Greater Green
Headband
Bum Wealthy
Under The Sun
August Solstice
Lyle

with special appearance by The Maji
The Werks

The Werks



Aug 9 2009 7:36 PM

Werk it out to ShamyBASH!!!
8/13-16 Keller Williams and The Werks!

Frontier Ranch
Just Outside Columbus, OH

8836 York Rd SW,
Kirkersville, OH 43033
(919) 563-4936 Set: 10:00 PM
Doors: 12:00 PM
All Ages Tickets: $50

SHAMY BASH IS OHIO'S PREMIER GRASSROOTS MUSIC FESTIVAL. FEATURING THE BEST IN THE REGIONS MUSICAL TALENT OF JAM,PROGRESSIVE JAZZ,REGGAE, AND BLUEGRASS. ONE OF THE MOST FRIENDLIEST STAFF AND BEAUTIFUL VENUES IS JUST THE ICING ON THE CAKE. YOU CAN VISIT WWW.SHAMYBASH.COM FOR MORE INFORMATION REGARDING OUR LATEST FESTIVAL.

Keller Williams
Spikedrivers
The Werks
Rumpke Mountain Boys
Boogie Matrix Mechanism
Mike Perkins
One Under
Jones For Revival
Stretch Lefty
Romeo Champagne
Jahman Brahman
The Greater Green
Headband
Bum Wealthy
Under The Sun
August Solstice
Lyle
deep sharks from the deepness

deep sharks from the deepness



Jul 28 2009 8:15 PM

Yo YO YO Shark week is comin up so stop by the profile take a listen to the songs and check to see show details!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


-DEEP SHARKS FROM THE DEEPNESS
Thee Alliance

Thee Alliance



Jul 14 2009 10:42 PM

I got called in to work a double and didn't find out till friday.

-Dave
Thee Alliance

Thee Alliance



Jul 14 2009 10:42 PM

I got called in to work a double and didn't find out till friday.

-Dave
Nightmare Know How

Nightmare Know How



Jul 14 2009 2:21 PM

The 12th is good. We will be there!
DriNKin N CinCi!!!!!

DriNKin N CinCi!!!!!



Jul 9 2009 6:25 PM







Pyro Fighter (on iTunes!!!!!!!)

Pyro Fighter (on iTunes!!!!!!!)



Jul 8 2009 11:07 PM

Hey! we just put a new song up!! Come check it out...hope you like it! :)

How are you??
Descention [Mason-Dixon Metal]

Descention [Mason-Dixon Metal]



Jul 6 2009 12:46 AM

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Romeo Champagne

Romeo Champagne



Jul 5 2009 3:11 AM

@@@@CD RELEASE PARTY@@@@

Romeo Champagne CD Release w/ Rubber Van Band @ Stanley's Pub - Cincinnati, Ohio July 10th

323 Stanley Ave
Cincinnati, OH 45226
21+ | $5
Peace
~Romeo

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13Pagan Holiday13



Jun 24 2009 1:33 AM

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Descention [Mason-Dixon Metal]



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Sunshine Family Band

Sunshine Family Band



Jun 22 2009 10:34 AM

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Antonio Koas

Antonio Koas



Jun 20 2009 4:01 PM

fun right.reunion and 4 a great cause see u amigos there it will be popin cheerz antonio koas......
John Hoffman

John Hoffman



Jun 14 2009 2:30 PM

DriNKin N CinCi!!!!!

DriNKin N CinCi!!!!!



Jun 10 2009 9:15 PM






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Jun 2 2009 6:53 PM


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