THE WEEKLY ARMENIAN
"And it just wasn't a regular eyeball it was a demond eyeball. Doesn't that count for anything anymore!" -A. Chauvin"

Male
35 years old
Los Angeles, California
United States



Last Login: 7/6/2008
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Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Hometown:Syosset N.Y.
Body type:Average
Ethnicity:Black / African descent
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Actor



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Here are some upcoming chances to see Bryan Coffee in a multitude of mediums. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- First- I'm back at THE TOMORROW SHOW This Saturday April 12th at 12:00am Hosted by Craig Anton, Ron Lynch and Brendon Small. I will perform some of my solo show at The steve Allen Theater 4773 holly wood Blvd. At Berendo 2 blocks west of vermont TICKETS $5 Or Call 1-800-595-4TIX www.steveallentheater.com ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Then- The Tribeca Film Festival in Tribeca N.Y.C. I have supporting role in THE AUTEUR A comedy about the world's greatest living porn director. Viewings start Friday April 25 at 10:45pm and go until Friday May 2, 12:15am For a complete schedule and facts about the movie visit- www.tribecafilmfestival.org/filmguide/Auteur.html or theauteurmovie.com ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Also- I perform My One-Man Show at The Comedy Central Stage on Thursday May 29th I give a FREE show of my very own brand of comedy for everybody to see. Please mark your calendar. i seriously would love to see you there. There will be more details on the way. The Comedy Central Stage 1110 N Hudson Ave LA CA 90038 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On Top Of- If you missed it you can see a rerun of my MONK episode MR. MONK GETS JURY DUTY, on May 30th AT 5:00PM on the USA network (check your listings for channel number) -------------------------------------------------------------------------
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Animirror





Jul 4 2008 10:21 AM

Bryan,
Saw your short on youtube...stalking the girl in her home...by the end... dinner? MY oh MY!!!
Your on one of those "Raw Diets" it seems.

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Jul 3 2008 1:55 PM

Hey dude hows it going stud muffin?
Check out the trailer for my new Zombie movie... oh yes that's me flying down the stairs! :)
..
John





Jun 25 2008 6:59 PM

Animirror





Jun 2 2008 6:13 PM

Just for you.
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Animirror





May 31 2008 6:55 PM

Happy Birthday. We have never had a better neighbor than you!
You will never be forgotten.

Hope you are having a great evening.

Steve Anais and MinaPhotobucket
Mike





May 30 2008 10:45 AM

Hey, Brian...

No bullshit. You were en fuego last night at Comedy Central, my friend. It singlehandedly caused the global warmings to spike up. Hold on (designer ring-tone, 15 seconds pass)...(to Brian) Taco, Puttin' on the Ritz, it's my friend Mike McGill...(to Mike, on phone) Yeah...uh-huh...OK. I'll tell him. He said he wishes you a Happy Birthday tomorrow, and hopes you have fun in Wine Country with your folks. Man, it's hot out here. Bullshit. I need to cool down. I'm going to have a coffee. You want a coffee? You don't want a coffee? You allergic or something?

With Love,
The Quarterly Armenian
Laugh Like A Rockstar


Is Online


May 30 2008 10:16 AM

Happy I know it's your birthday because of myspace Birthday!!!!

Smooch :)
Abhaya





May 30 2008 9:59 AM

Again, truly amazing performance. You are an inspiration.
TEN WEST





May 30 2008 9:20 AM

A. Happy upcoming Birthday!
B. Great show last night!
C.
We love you!
Jon





May 30 2008 9:17 AM

Buon compleanno, Bryan!
That's Jewish for "I heart you."
Great show last night!
Theatre & Events of the San Fernando Valley





May 28 2008 1:01 PM

Free Comedy Show!

Mark james heath
Live @ Columbia College Hollywood
This Friday May 30th 7pm
Free taping 18 and up, no drink min.

18618 Oxnard street (reseda/oxnard)
Tarzana, CA

AND 2 MORE OPPORTUNITIES TO SEE MJH & MARK MAI WORDS!!!

Cypher House Open Mic Featuring Mark Mai Words & Mjh
Friday June 27th @ 9pm
Donations Requested
Leimert park, LA
Lucy Florence Cultural Center
myspace. com/markmaiwordsink


Black Girl Lost a short photoplay
by Mark james heath.
free screening Friday June 27th 6:30pm
Columbia College Hollywood
18618 Oxnard(Reseda/Oxnard)
Tarzana, CA
www. myspace.
com/markmaiwordsfilms
J.R.





May 28 2008 11:29 AM

I have my show at 8pm tomorrow night.

Otherwise I would be there with bells on.
(bells not included)
earEVERYTHING, Inc.





May 10 2008 9:12 PM

Hi Bryan
I thought of calling today, but it was only like 830am. ....my time.
whats going on?
Becca





May 10 2008 5:35 PM

I saw your phone commercial twice last night! Your legacy lives on in Sacramento!
J.R.





May 7 2008 11:41 AM

Look no further. I got your love in all the Right places.
OOOHH Yeah!
Dave





May 6 2008 9:15 PM


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Animirror





Apr 27 2008 8:58 AM

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Animirror





Apr 25 2008 10:08 AM

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Apr 8 2008 5:48 PM

heres to all your shows going well!
i wont be anywhere near any of them unfortunately, but Ill be sending mental thoughts of legs breaking all over the place!
Chelsea Coleman Improv & Photography





Apr 8 2008 4:54 PM

Bizarre, I was about to ask when your next shows were. I adore you, keep on rockin'.
J.R.





Mar 8 2008 12:12 AM

I MISS MY COFFEE!!!!
Becca





Feb 27 2008 5:12 PM

I wore my split-pea socks yesterday and the world was a happier place. Thank you!
bitten butt





Feb 26 2008 1:21 PM

I question your Armenian heritage.
"Sacramento All Sketch" Comedy Festival





Feb 24 2008 1:22 PM

Beautiful.
Thank you for bringing your wonderful show to our festival.
Animirror





Feb 15 2008 6:22 AM

I'd seen a demond eyeball once. It counts for a lot. You get right up on it and you can't believe it. You must rid the world of it and you know that.
But hell, you wern't there, were you fella?
Animirror





Feb 8 2008 12:36 PM

We are always talking about you.
You are our favorite of the big actors. I have a hard time with most of those over-rated stars...but no matter how high they rate you, you always measure up.
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The Silvers
Dance Magic, Dance!





Jan 27 2008 1:51 AM

you are my favorite chive of any onion family.
Mitchel Evans Mime Project





Dec 27 2007 6:47 PM

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Mitchel Evans Mime Project





Dec 27 2007 7:00 AM

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THE WEEKLY ARMENIAN





Dec 26 2007 9:16 PM

earEVERYTHING, Inc.





Dec 24 2007 8:06 AM

Bryan, Hope you are having a nice holiday season. I am in LA january for NAMM. Perhaps we could catch up over some java.
Happy New Year!
The Group





Dec 6 2007 1:45 PM

Awesome show last night, Coffee!
Kathryne





Nov 21 2007 7:04 PM

Happy Thanksgiving Mr. Coffee!
Jax





Nov 2 2007 5:17 PM

Jax





Oct 31 2007 3:45 PM

TEN WEST





Sep 10 2007 4:21 PM

Marathon runner. Yeah!
Give 'em hell, will ya?!
Kathryne





Jul 25 2007 9:25 PM

Hey dude Good luck on your Marathon!

THE SIMPSONS:

Ralph:"Slow down Bart! My legs don't know how to be as long as yours."
Theatre & Events of the San Fernando Valley





Apr 12 2007 3:56 PM

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SPOKEN WORD ARTIST MJH PERFORMING AT MIYAGI'S SUNDAY APRIL 15TH FOR SPOKEN FUNK
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SPOKEN FUNK --WHERE POETRY AND COMEDY MEET-- IS HOSTED BY THE TONY AWARD WINNING POET, POETRI
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DONT MISS IT!!

SUNDAY APRIL 15
MARK jAMES hEATH PERFORMING POETRY @ SPOKEN FUNK @ MIYAGI'S
8225 SUNSET BLVD
$15
NO DRINK MIN.
7:30 SHARP! GET THERE EARLY

www.myspace.com/mjhthacomic
www.myspace.com/markmaiwordsink
www.myspace.com/spokenfunk
www.spokenfunk.com
www.poetri.com
Theatre & Events of the San Fernando Valley





Apr 6 2007 4:19 PM

Bush Is Bad the Musical opens April 6th!

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Tonight's show is SOLD OUT, Make your reservations at www.myspace.com/nohoac with the following information before you miss out on any more dates!!:

Name:
Show Date:
# of seats:
Zip Code:
Daytime Phone:
Evening Phone:

If you would like to be added to our mailing list, pls provide an address. Also, for your convenience you can purchase your tickets in advance via card, or pay at the door. Pls indicate which you would prefer.

AND ALL MYSPACE RESERVATIONS WILL RECEIVE $5 OFF EACH TICKET!!!**

Following info from: www.thenohoartscenter.com

Concept, Music & Lyrics by
Joshua Rosenblum

Previews: March 30, 31 & April 1, 2007
Opens: April 6, 2007
Fridays & Saturdays @ 8pm
Sundays @ 3pm

Timely, relevant and exceedingly funny...this musical jab in the ribs at contemporary American politics is certain to bring a smile to your face! Open At The Top is proud to present the West Coast Premiere of the musical revue which has been playing to sell out crowds in New York for nearly two years.

"Catchy tunes, wickedly funny lyrics and acerbic impersonations. The whole audience can't help but roar with laughter!"
-BroadwayWorld.com

"A brilliantly scathing evening of rampant Bush-bashing!"
-NYTheatre.com

"Go see Bush Is Bad. You'll have a fantastic time. I guarantee it!"
-TalkinBroadway.com

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** MySpace reservations must receive an email confirmation
Jenelle!





Nov 21 2006 11:53 AM

Glad you finally gave in to MySpace. Your 15 year olds will arrive shortly.
Jon





Nov 21 2006 10:33 AM

Almonds!
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