The mantle of "The Weirdo" has been passed down to many people through the ages. It is not individually selective, and the identity can belong to anyone. As a matter of fact, you are the newest member! Congratulations! Call you parents immediately, but don't tell them you've been accepted. Instead, just keep the information too yourself and feel smug.
Influences
The little old lady down the street. She taught the weirdo so much about life and love. He will never forget her...Also, an abundance of synthetic and organic software that enhances and upgrades the functional capacity of the Weirdo. Tool, the beatles, and wilco are fellow weirdo's, though they would deny it if they heard the trash getting stuck on this profile. Also heavily influenced by the influx of cosmic radiation tides. The Weirdo has been known to disappear for days on end after covering himself with cardboard boxes. Where he goes is a mystery, but those secret sojourns probably have a massive impact on his reasoning/intuitive lobes.
Sounds Like
A guy with a bass guitar and a crappy drum machine. As the Weirdo spreads his meme complexes, he intends to pick up other musicians, but at this point he is in a phase of crystalization that sounds like buzz saws, razor blades, and impromptu voodoo rituals. Highly improvisational, yet yearning for structure, he is perfectly flawed and slowly simmered in a delicious blend of savory herbs and spices.
The weirdo was carefully selected from several different personality programs. It is his job to bring a very unique perspective to his culture. He is a dreaming cell in the body of human kind. He is a man, yes, but he is a man made up by his ideas, and his ideas want out. They want to infect other people and live in them. Sometimes the weirdo worries that his ideas will do bad things when the are loosed on the world, but then he grabs a beer and takes a ride on his llama. Still, lurking in the back of his head is the thought that he could be a positive mutation in the collective body of humanity, or maybe he is a cancer. The weirdo is the eggman. The weirdo is the eggman. HE is the walrus. Koo-koo-ka-joob.
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