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Sounds Like
sounds like a slap on your sack, or a flick to your clit!
Wailing to the bleeding moon on a heartbroken hell-bent night. Whiskey dripping down the chin of a carnal, sex- driven, Theocritus walking back to the saloon to croon to all the pretty ladies. That is the basis of the whiskey wailers conception. The Whiskey Wailers are a psycho- blues band that birthed from the weeping Bellingham Washington. This body consists of:Wolfman James with his throaty iron lungs testifying with the conviction of a preacher on the day of the rapture, while strumming his guitar soothing and cementing the panic, Brandy Battery with her raspy wails and slapping the double bass like pounding the coffin nails out of an enclosed grave , Dangerous D swooning the ladies with golden pipes and coaxing the virginity out of their ears with his guitar, and Bazooka Bill filling everyone’s groins with his voodoo beats, that will almost always lead to sweet, sweet coitus.
After Officially kicking the pig in March of 2007 they have played with the renound: Dick Dale, The Meteors, Devil Doll, Big John Bates and the VooDoo Dolls, The Chop Tops, Three Bad Jacks, The Creepshow, Floater, The Goddamn Gallows, Stellar Corpses, Johnny Mercury, James Hunnicutt and the Revolvers, The Black Crabs, just to name a few
The Whiskey Wailers believe one shouldn't be forced to be flies attracted to the glittery lights that are forced down your throat of over produced over hyped jigs that have no soul! prepare for the macabre gospel that will be knocking at your door and repent to the sinful melody leading your ears astray.
for booking email us at whiskey-wailers@hotmail.com OR just message us.
Whiskey Wailers - Temptation Live from Christian Saxton on Vimeo.
halloween 08 at the rogue
COME EARLY ON THE 18TH FOR THE LAKEWOOD POLICE FUNDRAISER W/ BENT FOR $7 (GOES TO THE FAMILES OF THE FALLEN COPS) ON THE 18TH AND GET IN FREE TO MY PARTY!!
NIGHT AFTER X-MAS GIFT SATURDAY THE 26TH
GIRLS DRESS IN RED AND YOU COULD WIN $100 YOU WON'T WANT TO MISS EITHER OF THESE PARTIES.
Just a heads up, I talked to the owner of Cherry Redd and he said they're looking for bands to play their carshow July 17th. So I dropped ur name in the convo...
I *almost* was in your music vid. But alas, my day job interfered. Lame. I suppose having a song on my profile will have to do. Hope you had a great Halloween! oxox ~Rox
Hay what's up i caught ya'll at the Fairhaven pub 0ct. 30 it was the shit. i think some couple in front of me and my old lady almost got love juice all over us. you guys keep rockin.
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