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Mallery Atiyeh
- wilkes-barre, Pennsylvania, US
- Last Login: 7/13/2009
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About me:
I'm told that I look like a thick Megan Fox. I think she looks like a thin Mallery! Swedish fish are amazing. I hate my ex boyfriend, but I aquired a prosthetic foot from him. I adore my fiance and I'm pretty sure that he likes me too. My mom wears a mouthguard to bed. I once stepped on a nail. I adore mermaids. If I bust on you, that means I like you. I ignore people that I don't like. I laugh at porn and old people, especially if those old people are falling down and getting hurt! I make fun of myself on an hourly basis. I once fell down the steps so hard that I checked myself for broken bones. I like meeting people as long as they are quirky and fun like me.
.. Who I'd like to meet:
I've already met my future husband and I adore his face!
"When I'm good I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better."-Mae West
Interests
General
Mermaids, zebras, dogs, oceans, reading, writing, dancing, rockin out in my skivvies, riding my quad, ESP, pickles, designer shoes, laughing till it hurts, getting my lower back tickled, foot massages, Quentin Tarantino, Mickey Rourke, singing with my friends, my neice, youtube, learning as much as I can about stem cells, cancer, etc, global warming, lingerie, rc cola, fluffer nutter sammiches, craziness, billiards, ping pong, canoeing, swimming, hiking, waterfalls, vine swinging, tree climbing, pole dancing, big hair, soft lips, basically everythingMusic
Foreign metal, bluegrass, classic country, techno, Sinergy, Queen, KISS, Johnny Cash, Quiet Riot, Doro Pesch, Pantera, Old Madonna, Old Michael Jackson, No Doubt, Old Nickelback, Van Halen, Beatles, Monkees, Enigma, Pat Benetar, The Outfield, Michael Rogers, Beatles, Nightwish, pretty much anythingMovies
Exorcist, Natural Born Killers, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Little Miss Sunshine, Clerks 2, Jay and Silent Bob, Hitman, Doomsday, City of Angels, Trick or Treat, Sound of Music, Borat, Southpark, Family Guy, Simpsons, Face Off, Bloodsport, Kickboxer, End of Days, Cinderella, Little Mermaid, Drop Dead Fred, Gattica, The Crow, Stigmata, Poltergeist, Taking Lives, Nat'l Lampoons Van Wilder. Anything that can make me sit still for more than ten minutes without falling asleep.Television
Southpark, Desperate Housewives, My Super Sweet Sixteen, Bridezillas, Spongebob, Fairly Oddparents, Dirty Jobs, Man vs. Wild, Survivorman, Family Guy, iCarly, Drake and Josh, mostly comedyBooks
I'll read anything but my faves are Are You There Vodka it's Me, Chelsea, My Horizontal Life both by Chelsea Handler, Little Women by Louisa May Alcott, Flowers in the Attic by VC Andrews, I Like You by Amy Sedaris, and anything by Jennifer Weiner and Poe.Heroes
My mutha, Dr. F and Dr. P and most of all my nurses. One in particular stands out and she is an extended member of the Atiyeh family. We heart you, JD.
Details
- Status: Engaged
- Here for: Friends
- Hometown: Japan
- Orientation: Straight
- Body type: 5' 4" / Some extra baggage
- Ethnicity: Middle Eastern
- Religion: Other
- Zodiac Sign: Taurus
- Children: Undecided
- Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
- Education: In college
- Occupation: student, bra specialist
- Income: Less than $30,000
Schools
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Wilkes University
- Wilkes-barre,Pennsylvania
- Graduated: N/A
- Degree: In Progress
- Major: no clue
- Minor: blech
2005 to Present -
College Misericordia
- Dallas,PA
- Graduated: N/A
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: none
- Major: it was one class!
- Minor: one class!
2004 to 2004 -
Luzerne County Community College
- Nanticoke,PA
- Graduated: N/A
- Student status: Alumni
- Major: hahahha
- Minor: heeeheee
2003 to 2004
Companies
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Mutha Fucka's Soul Food
- Harlem, New York US
- crazy white girl
2005 - present -
free ham clinic
- Dickeyton, pa US
- lead ham slapper
2006-present
Latest Blog Entries
- Jul 4, 2009 11:21 PM Send me an angel
- Jun 27, 2009 5:31 AM One night stands...
- Jun 25, 2009 4:54 AM Pink was right
- Jun 3, 2009 4:11 AM Another sex dream
- May 21, 2009 4:29 AM Does it really matter? I don't think it does.
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