The Monkeyfarmer
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39 years old
Rocklin, California
United States



Last Login: 1/20/2009
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    The Monkeyfarmer's Interests
General
Music
  • "Progressive" Rock
  • Rock-Rock
    • AC/DC : Under Rock and Roll Webster's should have AC/DC as the definition. Three guys playing loud music with an apparently spazmatic, hyper-glandular, boy's school drop out playing geetar like he's possessed... And as near as I can tell, all their songs are about sex... Thanks for keeping it simple guys!)
    • The Who
    • Zep... But for some reason I can't listen to too much of them in one sitting while conscious. I once tried to explain that perhaps that Zep was like a really good Port wine. It blows everything else you pour into your ear-holes away, but after a while you gotta cleanse your pallet... Or something like that. Made way more sense drunk. At least to me.
  • Electronic:GOA/Trance (but not that lame, boring, uninspired rave crap... I want arrangement with some thought, purpose, or at least emotion)
    • Oakenfold
    • Tiesto
  • Turntableism
    • DJ Shadow (without a doubt, the best there is on vinyl. I love to listen to his stuff, and as a rule, I hate "Hip-Hop"... Go figure. I'm enigmatic like that. Perhaps that's why stuff like Pandora don't work for me...)
  • "Classic" industrial / Electronica
    • Front242
    • Frontline Assembly [and the various other Leeb/Fulber offspring]
      • Noise Unit
      • Synaesthesia
      • Will (talk about rare... Try finding a real physical CD of any of their stuff... I can't even find a MySpace for them, so maybe Bill and the boys even forgot about Will... :) )
      • Delerium (Man, I love this off-shoot. The BEST baselines and arrangements in electronica)
    • Ministry (I'm sure there are those that will argue that Ministry is not really industrial, but this is my profile so I can call them whatever I want!)
  • Jazz (NON-VOCAL!!!)
    • I could listen to jazz flute and vibes all day long... Big Band jazz with vibes on lead...
  • This list is not even close to complete or comprehensive... over 120GB in iTunes and a closet full of CD's... Kinda hard to pin down...

     The Monkeyfarmer's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:8' 11" / Body builder
Ethnicity:Other
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Children:Proud parent
Education:College graduate
Occupation:e-Commerce, Marketing, Web Design, Graphic Design
Income:$250,000 and Higher

   The Monkeyfarmer's Schools
Michigan State University
East Lansing, MI
Graduated: 1992
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Materials And Logistics Management / Supply Chain
 

1988 to 1992



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   The Monkeyfarmer's Blurbs
About me:
For my day job, I run the e-commerce and web operations at the best BMW Motorcycle Dealership in the world, A&S BMW Motorcycles in Roseville CA. I also write a monthly column on e-commerce and similar related web'ish stuff for the leading motorcycle and powersports dealer trade publication, DealerNews. You can find a lot more about my professional and work related background on my LinkedIn site.
Who I'd like to meet:
Myself, 20 years ago.

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RowdyGirl





Nov 28 2007 4:26 AM

Why is my comment all long and drooppppyyyyy. Can you even read what I'm writing to you? Mr. Monkeyfarmer is a big dumb dork. okay not really, I just said that so you'd have to keep reading and I'd take up 3 screens full on your comments... :P
NarutoRamen





Oct 30 2007 4:11 AM

Yo yo yo...Where my monkeys? I ordered 4 of them last week.
Monkeysoop





Sep 26 2007 5:35 AM

Thanks 4 the request!!
RowdyGirl





Sep 22 2007 5:21 PM

'sup Dawg!
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