What is Wormwood Scrubs?
Larissa Dalle started with country crooning, and a taste of crazy. Jason built a copy of himself from tractor parts and pcp. The latter and a woman taught him the 6 string. Sam surfaced from a waste oil saturated mud bog. Drums first then communication.
Four piece blues rock turned three piece jugger-blues-rock-naught. The fourth conjoined member was lanced from Jason’s back to reveal a guitar samurai. Destroying faces and punani everywhere. Three piece destroyer on American recon. Larissa- soul/meal ticket/drunk talker/cancer survivor – more than fuckin once/saves animals that shouldn’t be/runs suicide help line for beagles/filthy hooker that will steal all your cash. Known aliases: Riszl, Discount Monocle, White Bread Napkin, Pre-Rita. Jason, the man with a plan, take no prisoner rock vision quester, wielding vintage gear with a raucous, wetting himself while doing whippets, night driver, full on steel bags of fuck you, money man muscle, gentlemen’s club connoisseur. Sam – earth metal rhythm pig, magical power filled filthy hands, grease blood, marathon puker, Native American alias; Sleeps at Sundown, two blacksmith hammers and a 7” blade are his weapons, Miss Ginger Beard. These three cosmic cow punchers come fully stocked with intense jams, unscripted freak-outs, and classy grooves that make momma weep for yesterday. Your dad will never care he’s an alcoholic scuzz bag, you will.
What has The Scrub done to prove itself?
Shared the stage on tour and one nighters with:
Black Diamond Heavies
Gringo Star
Boss Martians
Pernice Bros
Handsome Family
Slobberbone
Two Cow Garage
The Meat Purveyors
Jolie Holland
UK tour 2005 – only one bass player died.
UK tour 2006 – 20 days of sweet English girls, Irish servants, many beers, many hours in a crammed van. Skully.
What does The Scrub want to do?
Tour the wheels off Grey Willie (Stateside Ride). Tour the wheels off Big Red (Europe Ride). Make mad cash. Sleep with your girlfriends, sisters, moms. Tour, tour, and a little bit of tour. The world must witness.
I just saw your coming to the nasty Nati!!! Im that Kentucky gal that drank "ass pocket whiskey" with you @ some party in the Lou 2 yrs ago. Cant wait to see you @ Mad Frog!!!
So i fucked up the Portriat. I forgot to wind the film. It still looks kinda neat though. Sometimes mistakes are good. Either way i want to do another one.
I look forward to the next show you all kicked ass lastime at the Tap Room!!
See you at The Belmont in Detroit (Hamtramck) March 10th...you'll be playing with Sunlight Ascending, Miles From Vega and Fall Of Lenin...Looking forward to the show!
