This is a song about PJ
He woke up screaming at his girl
He said my cocks on fire
Like the time when I sucked on my squirt
But the pain wont go away ( go away )
This kidney stone's here to stay ( here to stay )
They shoved a tampon up in my fukin cock
They shoved a tampon up in my fukin cock
The doctor said that I
Have a stone the size of my balls
We can't zap that shit
So were sticking a fucking tampon in it
My penis will look big
With a tampon hanging from it
I said " Saddle me up with a tampon cock"
I said " Saddle me up with a tampon cock"
There's a string coming right out of my tampon cock
Blood spilling on the floor from my tampon cock
I gotta piss through my butt with my tampon cock
Steve0 wants to tie me up with my tampon cock
Cummin feels kinda cool with my tampon cock
Cummin feels kinda cool with my tampon cock
I know you need to get paid motha fucka, but like I told you, I'm still waiting on the cheque from Live Nation. They fuct us during the Eurpean tour. I'm setting up another gig in Affrica, I keep getting requests from fans. WUXIS FOR LIFE DOUCHBAGS!
What the fuck? ITs been almost a year, no gigs, no girls and most important....NO CHECK! I need my monay!!!! I quite the band, you jerks are holding me back.
Fans of the Wuxi's - don't believe the hype. The Wuxi's have not checked into the Promises rehab facility in Beverly Hills for any other reason other than to hammer the Hollywood starlets that frequent it.
We have confirmed our headliner for the mid eastern leg of the tour......GREEN JELLÿ
Green Jellÿ is an American comedy heavy metal/punk rock group. Originally named Green Jellö, the band changed its name due to legal pressure from the owners of the Jell-O trademark, Kraft Foods, who claimed that it was an infringement on their trademark. Despite the spelling difference, the new name and the old are pronounced identically.
We have confirmed our headliner for the mid eastern leg of the tour......GREEN JELLÿ
Green Jellÿ is an American comedy heavy metal/punk rock group. Originally named Green Jellö, the band changed its name due to legal pressure from the owners of the Jell-O trademark, Kraft Foods, who claimed that it was an infringement on their trademark. Despite the spelling difference, the new name and the old are pronounced identically.
now I ain't no fucking expert on these things, but I am betting that Jennifer turns out to be the Wuxi's biggest hit to date. This one's heading straight up the charts. Steve-O speaks for the common man... the "child molesting, cheap wop" common man that is.
This is why I keep breaking up the band!!! Too much in-fighting. I will give T-Bek partial credit. Fuck you Blair! And fuck all the fans out there who dont like it! WUXIS 4 Life!!
We’re back on the attack. The tours about to kick off in Egypt on June, 23. Tickets are available through paypal and ticket master.
We’re in talks with another major act and will have them confirmed in the next week.
WUXI’S FOR LIFE!
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