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This is not a lie, a game, nor a hoax. Love me, hate me, respect me, or... not. Regardless, this is me... in blood and flesh.

I am lazy and I procrastinate, but at the same time very impatient.
I usually have my heart set on something, and get let down.
I am very stubborn yet also compromising.
I'm , , and all at the same time.
I write in all CAPS, but rarely use caps when I type.
I like going on dates.
I absolutely LOVE to cuddle.
I am not looking to just "hook up".
I make hearts like this: E>.
I am no longer afraid of roller coasters, thanks to Cory E>
Writing music/poetry are my way of "dealing with it".
I use emoticons a lot. o.O =P
I am very sensitive and polite to those I like.
I am very insensitive and rude to those I do not like.
I overanalyze way too much.
I make wishes at 11:11 and 12:33
I seem to be the one people depend on most.
I am made up of 3 traits: ego, chivalry and sarcasm.
I don't believe in Heaven nor Hell, and I hope I'm right.
Beer is my drug of choice.
I love women and hope to marry one someday.
Patrick and I invented a sport we call Water Fucking.
Freshman year of college helped me mature tenfold.
People say I am a good listener.
I get attached very quickly and easily.
I will die young and go to hell if it exists.
I hate it when people are hurt, but I hurt so much myself.
I am a guy. I have certain needs. (Fill in the blanks)
I want a girl who has similar needs. (Fill in the blanks)
Stargazing is not only for girls.
Parlo poco italiano.
I believe every dream or nightmare has a meaning. -Sigmund Freud
I believe Arab people get their names by smashing the keyboard. Ex: sadhf. pujsak.
I am honest and therefore require one to be honest with me.
I think the glove compartment is inaccurately named.
I just want to be loved as much as I love.
I am studying abroad in Colchester, England for one year.
I want the next girl I date to be the one I marry.
But we all know it doesn't work like that.
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