About me: I like video poker and salt and pepper shrimp. I'm pretty hot for a hose bag.
Who I'd like to meet: People who don't mind if I touch them in the bathing suit area without permission, people who don't mind if I ramble on and on and on nonsensically and never listen to a goddamn word that they say while spittle flies out of my gob and onto their face, sugar daddies, sugar mammies, Yen Hos.
I would NOT like to meet Johnny Law.
FRIDAY APRIL 17TH ~ this Friday~ DOERNBECKERS CHILDRENS HOSPITAL BENEFIT SHOW ALL-AGES Doors open @ 7pm $10 Columbia River High School. 800 NW 99th Street. Vancouver WA. 98665
SATURDAY APRIL 18TH ~this Saturday~ SATYRICON DOWNRITE WALNUT TRAVIS WILLIAMS AND THE LOVE STILL FIRE ALL – AGES Door open @ 8pm 125 NW 6th Ave Portland, OR 97209 (503) 227-0999
We're playing a great show with Eggplant and the Joe McMurrian Quartet (now Woodbrain) next week. It's a super solid evening of music. Hope to see you there! ~~C
Thursday, April 9th : 9:30 pm : 21+ : $4
Kelly's Olympian 426 SW Washington St Portland, OR 97204
My new beau is totally keen, but there is a problem. I can't cum anymore, unless it's in the ladies' bathroom of Yen Ha (the smell of puke and coke and stagnant, decades-old cigarette smoke, don't ya know). I'm afraid to ask him to do it there, though, because he's a Mormon and I don't think they're allowed to go in bars. What should I do?!?
