A band is only as good as the people who listen to it. Therefore, you must be one of the greatest people ever born. Members of the Young Maths were selected by 12 supercomputers running simultaneously in different parts of the world. All songs the band performs were written by the chess computer known as Deep Blue. That is why a human was able to beat it at chess; it moved on to better things...
This is what Spin Magazine editor, Doug Brod had to say about us: "Not bad at all... I can imagine club audiences really going wild to this sweaty punk funk. Lots of energy and inventiveness, you sound totally contemporary but unlike anyone else. Nicely done."
This is an actual testimony given to us by one of our fans!
"YOU GUYS FUCKN ROCK! I LITERALLY PUNCHED MY BEST FRIEND IN HER FACE DANCING!!!! AND SHE LOVED IT!"
Ouch! Who would've thought borderline spousal abuse could hurt so goooood. Sorry lady, but somebody had to pay. Anyways, check this badass event out:
...i don't know about that, i was kinda planning on camping out for boyz II men for at least 3 days before the show.
i heard they're gonna have fireworks going off in synchronization with "end of the road" and during "one sweet day" they're gonna sing with a hologram of 1990's mariah carey