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Lachlan Patterson
Lachlan Patterson knowing is half the battle

Male
55 years old
Santa Monica, Ca
Canada



Last Login: 11/22/2009
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Generalriding bikes, getting drunk, riding bikes drunk
MoviesJaws Planes Trains and Automobiles Team America World Police
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     Lachlan Patterson's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Vancouver , British Columbia
Body type:7' 6" / Body builder
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Stand up Comedian
Income:Less than $30,000

   Lachlan Patterson's Schools
WEST VANCOUVER SECONDARY SCHOOL
West Vancouver, Canada
Graduated: 1992
Student status: Alumni
 

1991 to 1992

   Lachlan Patterson's Networking
Theatre - Drama - Other
Comedy


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What's Your Story?

What's Your Story?



Oct 30 2009 3:47 PM

My best Oreo recomendation for you>>:Put carton of the freshest milk you can find in freezer for five minutes to get it nice and cold.Get 2 frozen mugs.  Pour milk into mugs. Grab the mugs and a bag of fresh oreos and tap on my bedroom window around 3am.  I'll be waiting with a book of 18th century erotic poems. (giggles) Just an idea.

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Meanwhile here's a gift for you! (bashful smiles)
♠RICHY♠

♠RICHY♠



Oct 19 2009 6:53 AM

S.F bay neeeds u bro!!!!A.S.A.P....
edina

Edina Von d



Oct 1 2009 2:34 AM

Thanx for the Add
 

KImberly s

KImberly s BUtler



Aug 30 2009 1:36 AM



cheers!
It's Me.....

It's Me.....



Aug 23 2009 3:31 AM

Loved you on Live at Gotham!!!

The girl video game was hilarious!!

Keep up the good work...hope to see you on my tube soon....
*~Denise~*

*~Denise~*



Aug 19 2009 10:26 PM

Lachlan,
Get out here to the East Coast soon!  You're amazing!!
Mia Victoria

Mia Victoria



Aug 7 2009 6:08 PM

You are sooooo funny!!! I saw you on Comedy Central, i think the show was called Live at Gotham and you are just hilarious!! Go Lachlan!!!
Michelle

Michelle



Aug 7 2009 6:08 PM

Hey thanks for the add! Is there any chance your going to be in Northern California any time soon?
TED E BEAR (Jake)

TED E BEAR (Jake)



Jul 29 2009 6:30 AM


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Martin Plourde



Jul 28 2009 10:36 PM

Hi! These are my latest videos. I created them  for the Canadian Doritos Video contest. Feel free the leave a comment!

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Kevin Berard

Kevin Berard



Jul 28 2009 10:35 PM

Keep up the good work, buddy.
CandorTV

CandorTV



Jun 3 2009 10:50 PM

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You can now see a lot of your favorite Candor TV stand up on Hulu
Nick

Nick Savage



May 21 2009 7:47 PM

Hey Lachlan how's the comedy going? You still in class. Best of luck.
Travis

Travis Greene



May 19 2009 4:58 AM

Eh dude im back home in the Chatsworth haha lemme know when ur around and ima come see you with some of my friends.
♠RICHY♠

♠RICHY♠



May 19 2009 4:57 AM

See u wen u come up here then. me & ma buddys quote you material ALL the fuckin time!!!keep me updated.
Movie Star

Dana Burton



Apr 26 2009 5:45 PM

Thanks for adding me! I think you're really talented!
What's Your Story?

What's Your Story?



Apr 26 2009 5:45 PM

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Yellow bird.

Yellow bird.



Apr 26 2009 5:45 PM

:]

Your Gotham bit was on the other night. You basically made my drama filled crappy night so much better in a few minutes. (: So thanks.
♥ jenn ♥

♥ jenn ♥



Apr 26 2009 5:45 PM

awesome awesome

your girl video game thing was soooo funny like...maybe you have to go up to the dragon first...and talk to it to see if you can work things out...

lol

come perform in toronto some time :)
rambo!

rambo!



Apr 26 2009 5:45 PM

i saw you at live at gotham,
thanks for the laughs.
(:

you're so funny.
KaCoon

KaCoon



Apr 15 2009 6:42 PM

Thanks for the add! You're hilarious.
Brandi Shazam Bliss

Brandi Bliss



Apr 2 2009 8:05 AM

We have to talk about "hats" when you come back. Bring your notebook.
xo!
Spirathon

Spirathon



Mar 17 2009 11:04 PM

All things good and green!!!!!!
Stephen Cox

Stephen Cox



Mar 9 2009 12:52 PM

Thanks for the add

All the Best,

The Coxman.
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Mar 12 2009 12:00 AM

Hey thanks for being a friend
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