"Don't make fun of my hobbies. I don't make fun of you for being an asshole."......Painting.. I do this to records. I sell them so buy one. :) you can see more examples in my yuriinartist picture section here. or ask me and ill direct you to more.
I love my dog - Monster, my cat - Lucyfur
good food, [SUSHI], wine, candle light, psychedelics, philosophy, existentialism, movies, music, dancing, hanging out with good people, going for walks, Plastering the world with art and graffiti, talking, chat, my computer, the quest for Truth. Beauty. Freedom. Love.
coffee shops, quotes, poetry(as long as it doesn't suck), art, movies, writing, tattoos, Strongbad!, collecting stuff ~ comic books, bunnies, kittens, peacocks, butterflies, shiny things, old things, weird things, ...
~~ I've recently come to realize I have a hand fetish and a mouth fetish... I am fascinated by peoples hands and mouths when they speak/sing/think/create art/write/play music that sort of thing.
Stuff, things, bric-a-brac, gizmos, ephemera, objects, doodads and thing-a-ma-jigs.
Flowers. Especially vulvatious ones. Callalilies and Orchids are my favorites.
LOLcats...I can't get enough of them and this one I can never stop laughing at.
~Haikus by me~
Scrapple
buttholes, tongues and ears
ground into a greyish paste
shut up it tastes good
~Myspace~
myspace addiction
never get anything done
click refresh again.
Yurii D. 2.11.06
Life At A Traffic Light
Stopped At The Red Light
Opposing Traffic Has Green
Rain Shadow Speckles
Sigur Ros, HIFANA, The Streets, Xploding Plastix, The cranes, NIN, Marilyn Manson,Ween, Butthole Surfers,...shit too much to name...industrial, punk, some trip hop, ambiant, techno, house, some drum and bass. female vocalists types like bjork, pj harvey, Mirah, lisa germano and ani difranco etc. really I love all kinds except country and some of the harsher jazz types and rap. (with the exception of 16 Horsepower cuz they sound kinda countryesque and Eminem...I dunno why but I can tolerate him as far as rap goes)
my personal electronic music preferances - dark and full. Melodic or driving... if that makes any sense. bubblegummy type keyboards to a minimum and deep hard beats to a maximum (fast or slow) and lots of layered trippy background type stuff. Intense build ups and hard drops and breaks. Thats my thing. I want music to make my skin crawl and my heart beat to change tempo with the music.
Top Favorite Albums (in no particular order) Portishead - DummyPortishead - Dummy
Sigur Ros - Ágætis Byrjun
Chemical Brothers - Exit Planet , Dig Your Own Hole, Surrender and Come With Us
Plastikman - Sheet One
F.S.O.L. - ISDN
The Cranes - Loved, Forever, Wings of Joy
Mazzy Star - So Tonight That I Might See
NIN - Broken, March of The Pigs, The Downward Spiral, The Fragile (I love them all but these are my top favs)
The Violent Femmes - Violent Femmes, Hallowed Ground
Beastie Boys - Pauls Boutique
Butthole Surfers - Locust Abortion Technician, Psychic, Powerless, Another Mans Sac, Rembrandt Pussyhorse, Cream Corn From The Socket Of Davis (I love them all but these are my top favs)
Skinny Puppy - Too Dark Park, Rabies, Cleans, Fold and Manipulate, VIVISectVI, Last Rites
Einstürzende Neubauten - Haus der Lüge, Strategies Against Archetecture, Halber Mensch
Movies
The Secret,Garden State, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Fight Club, Hero, Aragami, House of Flying Daggers, Nothing, Kill Bill, Monsters Inc., Ice Age, Closet Land, I Spit On Your Grave, The Matrix, Dogma, Meet Joe Black, Braveheart, Saving Private Ryan, Heavenly Creatures, harold and maude, what dreams may come, Spun, suicide club, Waking Life, I (heart) Huckabees, breakfast at tiffany's, hair, jesus christ superstar, grease, georgy girl....just to name a few.
Television
generally useless....unless it's cartoons or a good movie on cable. also M*A*S*H* is pretty good. I never get sick of that show. I strictly avoid news and sports. *edited to update*I now am in favor of watching Scrubs and Flight of The Concorde which is an HBO thing but I still say the rest of regular tv can go fuck itself. :)
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Books
My short attention span dictates that reading is generally limited to stuff I can read while sitting on the toilet. Like VICE Magazine , Porn mags, ADBUSTERS Magazine. I love comic books, (The Sandman is my fav.,JTHM, Lenore..shit.. just ask) Books I actually have made it all the way thru include but are not limited to...Good Omens, Interview With The Vampire, anything by Christopher Moore is hilarious. my favorites being Practical Demon Keeping, Lamb and Blood Sucking Fiends. Conversations With God (all 3 plus friendship w God), The Celestine Prophecy, the Holographic Universe, Tao of Physics,, The Giving Tree and some titles by Richard Bach (One, Jonathan Livingston Seagull, A bridge across forever..) and Deepak Chopra, the Davinci Code.
Heroes
Joeseph Campbell, Mark Morford (writer of The Fix, now listed as Notes And Errata, you can check out his column at sfgate.com/newsletters. ) Deepak Chopra, Marilyn Manson, Madonna LoLo of MySpace! :)
“I have lived through the war, and lost much. I know what’s worth the fight, and what is not.
Honor and courage are matters of the bone, and what a man will kill for, he will sometimes die for, too.
For the sake of love alone, would I walk through fire again."
“Fiery Cross” Diana Gabaldon
"A man who is 'ill-adjusted' to the world is always on the verge of finding himself. One who is adjusted to the world never finds himself, but gets to be a cabinet minister." -Hermann Hesse
"He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be a part of so base an action. It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder."
- Albert Einstein
"Our individuality is all, all that we have.
There are those who would barter it for security,
but blessed in the twinkle of the morning star
is the one who nurtures and rides it,
in grace and love and wit."
~Tom Robbins~
if you want to know your past life, look into
your present condition; if you want to know
your future life, look at your present actions.
----- Padmasambhava
'character cannot be developed in ease and quiet.
only through experience of trial and suffering can the
soul be strengthened, ambition inspired, and success
achieved'
----helen keller
About me: To all shiny newcomers... let me make this perfectly clear..PLEASE READ THE PROFILE BEFORE YOU EMAIL ME! So we can both avoid an awkward situation of me telling you to go back and read the profile so you can understand why I am not interested in being the 3rd wheel in the mix with your smarmy husband/sleazy girlfriend...whom I don't even know, I might add. And if all you have to offer in conversation is "nice pics/ youre hot!" don't bother. I don't need to be told that, if I didn't think I looked good in the pics I wouldn't have posted them. Empty compliments will get you nowhere. Not even a response. Offer me a real conversation and I'll be more likely to respond. Otherwise, here is your polite thank you "THANK YOU! :) "... now go away.
"Go sell crazy someplace else. We're all stocked up here."
~Bohemian. Love. Lover. Seeker. Creator.
I'm a Starry eyed Stargazer Starstruck by Starshine.
~I Am A Love Of Love In Love With Love.~
Contrary to popular belief, especially at 1st glance of my profile here, I am not a new age hippy. Lables are for boxes. Boxes are for dead things.
I wear my emotions and my heart on my sleeve. (which is why its all crusty with snot cuz I keep wiping my tears and my nose on it) I am direct, honest, open and truthful. I have scruples.
To give you a glimpse...A person I met on MySpace had this to say about me: "You're an asshole! but in a positive constructive sort of way!!" I have no problem opening up or telling someone exactly what I think...of anything. Some interpret it as "in your face" or "brutal" honesty and find it harsh. Sometimes I am told its not always so much what I say but how I say it. My "tone" is often an issue with people and is often,in my opinion, misunderstood or misinterpreted. If you have an easily bruised ego or overly sensitive and are not open to passionate discussions or strongly worded opinions then I suggest you keep your distance because you will most likely think I am angry at you when I am not. I will not be held responsible for your emotions. They are your emotions. I have my own to look after. That being said, when I share my thoughts, feelings or opinions my intentions are not to hurt or insult others so if you cant take that fact into consideration and take things said to but not directed AT you personally then take a look at your own ego and do not seek to control me because you think I am wrong. I will genuinely be sorry for how you feel but not be sorry for what I say.
Please, never assume to know what I think or feel.I will be honest about how I feel always. There are no surprises. Ask me, I'll tell you. If you think I am mad, ask me if I am mad. But if you have to ask, Im probably not otherwise I would have told you already. But if you ask or if you share something with me I dont want to hear you whine about me telling you what I think just because its not what you wanted to hear or I didnt feed it to you with a sugar coating to help you swallow it easier. I wont use manipulative forms of communication like that.
I am ASSERTIVE. I say what I mean and I mean what I say. I don't play games so do not play them with me. This includes but is not limited to; crossing my personal boundaries, guilt trips, pouting, projecting your shit onto me or other emotionally manipulative tactics. I despise sneakiness, evasiveness, hot headed temper tantrums or violence in people. I do not have the time nor the room in my world for people like that. You will be confronted or called out on it and abruptly dismissed from my life. I don't dig people who feel they need to lie to gain my affections or respect. I'm sensitive and nurturing but my dark side is emotional and snappy. I can have a short fuse and a razor sharp tongue...but that never lasts long. I can also have infinite patience and be unusually understanding and forgiving. Do not attempt to take advantage of this fact. Sarcasm is my friend. Irony introduced us. One might even call me sardonic and occasionally snarky :)
Sounds scary so far, doesn't it? I'm told I can be very intimidating but don't let it frighten or intimidate you. I'm really not a ball of anger waiting to be hurled at your head. I've just had it up to my eyeballs with people who think they can get over on me. Once you get to know me you can see I'm just a cheery little girl who always wants to play and love.
I try hard to be a good person, walk a spiritual path (that's Spiritual NOT religious mind you) If I am ever to be quoted for anything this is what I'd like to be quoted for-
" Remember that if we are created in the image of God, then that makes US the CREATORS...SO CREATE!!.. if God is Love... WE are LOVE... act like it... and GO LOVE! Let everything you do be a creation of your reality in the name of Love."
~Yurii DeLaney
It is important to me to always have integrity. I'm told I am understanding, easy to talk to, I give good advice and that I am sagacious. (insightful and wise..I had to look it up too. lol) I'm playful, creative, silly, spunky, deep, friendly, very outspoken, occasionally quiet, strong but occasionally fragile and fiercely loyal.
I am very much a homebody and I like to entertain friends in small intimate groups. Quality not quantity. I just dont do well in large crowds anymore. So I don't go out much unless I know it won't be to a busy place. Forget going to movies or clubs on weekends. It won't happen.
i strictly avoid sports. I dont like sporting events (w the exception of going to a baseball game w a friend once in a while but Im really not ever giving a shit about the game or who wins. I just like eating the food and talking to my friend and really, we can do that anywhere and itll cost you a lot less), sport clothes, sports on tv, talking about sports...and I dont like being around big crowds in general but ESPECIALLY sport crowds.
I love art and all things beautiful or obscene as well as sacred or profane. I'm in love with my computer (please dont be jealous)I also love my dog, a rottie named Monster and my cat, Lucyfur. I love to eat good food, paint, watch movies, take walks...I'm a sucker for romance.
I have tattoos and piercings. I want more...but I dont get into tattoo sites n groups n stuff... I dont need to be part of some society of it. And Im not all into always checkin out other ppls ink..unless I meet them. Its like.. vaginas and dicks.. I dont really give a fuck what someones looks like... unless I know them and am in love w them.. then I wanna behold it as part of who the person is.
I am not a typical chick and because of that most of my friends are male. However, that being said, I still retain my femininity and I love being treated like a Princess. I love shopping. I love being taken shopping more. I love pink things, glitter, baubles and beads and other shiny stuff to adorn myself or my home with.
~ more pics of me, my dog Monster and cat Lucyfur can be found at my Photobucket account my current artwork is at www.yuriika.com and my other website is www.yuriination.com (which is currently down at the moment but Im workin on it)
.... I sniff crotchless panties..sometimes while a crotch is still in them. I am quirky. I can be fairly lazy and unmotivated unless prompted by others. I'm often late for everything cuz I take forever to get ready. (so, if you want me to be somewhere on time tell me the arrival time is at least 30 mins sooner than it actually is) I have what I call "o0o Shiny Syndrome". It's the Yurii version of ADD. I do the yummy dance in my seat when I'm eating something I am really enjoying. I get a single random hiccuup every now and then. Just one. I love words.
other little things like life passion, aspirations, regrets....
hmmm lets see.. my life passion Id have to say is the persuit of love, freedom, fighting censorship, being mindful of being a spiritual being, embracing femininity, my sexuality, Self discovery, and last but not least... my artistic expression. Its taking me a long time to unbury myself from the heap of emotional tar that was force fed me as a kid. I'm still chiseling away at it...bit by bit. But I can say, with confidence, that I have definitely tapped into that creative energy I knew was buried inside for so long and now that I have, the floodgates are bursting open, I am constantly working on some kind of artwork and I am loving life more than ever before.
aspirations... to be whole. To, as I mentioned, discover my artistic expression and do art and have it be my life.
I would also...like to have a child someday. Which is looking more and more like thats not gonna happen cuz men Ive been involved with thus far are shitheads and women cant knock me up. But ... I just do not want to die not having had the full experiance of being a woman. To reach the full capacity of what my sexuality is all about. To intentionally create life from Love. Nurture it and teach it to love so that they too may nurture others and teach love. Too many stupid and selfish people are breeding. I think its important someone consciously takes the responsibility to give the world more love.
A Haiku To Yurii from Brian: Yurii is special
Colors like rainbows abound
Beauty beyond flesh
You scored as II - The High Priestess. The High Priestess is a card of intuition, instinct and hidden knowledge. She knows all your secrets, you can hide nothing from her. Yet you will never know the secrets she herself protects.If well aspected in a Tarot spread, this card can indicate the use of intuition to solve problems; trust to your instincts. If badly aspected, it can mean suppression and ignoring of such instincts - following your head at the expense of your heart.
You scored as III - The Empress. The Empress is a maternal symbol. She is the mother figure who loves, nurtures and protects.
She will protect you, she will always be there when you are in trouble. When you fall over and graze your knee, the Empress will kiss it better.
Yet she is not a weak figure. Her compassion is strength. If her children are threatened she will stop at nothing to protect them. If well aspected in a Tarot spread, the Empress can symbolise security, protection and unconditional love. If badly aspected it can represent over-protectiveness, fear of risk taking and refusal to face the real world.
Idealistic and thoughtful, you have the mind and ideas to change the world.
And you have the charisma of a great leader, even if you don't always use it!
The purpose of your life: saying truths that other people dare not say
Famous purples include: Mahatma Gandhi, Martin Luther King, Jr., Susan B. Anthony
Careers for you to try: Political Activist, Inventor, Life Coach
~regrets.... I've had a few... but then again, too few to mention... ~
I have made some pretty bad errors in judgement. some really fucking stupid mistakes.(such as trusting the wrong people, both women and men,and wasting my time with men who were unworthy or unable to be a real man and live up to their promises and pretty words... Men, give 'em an inch... n they'll try to fuck u w/ it.) But to regret what Ive done and who Ive been would be futile really. It has all sculpted me into who and what I am today... and I love who that is.. even tho, I'm not yet where I want to be.
I'm left of center. I walk along the fringe. I question authority. I explore the depths of myself and those I choose to surround myself with.
Who I'd like to meet: People with integrity, patience, respect and understanding. Friendly, Soulful people who just want to get together and have good conversations, eat good food, discuss beauty, art and Spirituality. Someone to watch movies with, take walks, create art with me. or next to me. Anything other than going to a bar or club, which is fine once in a while but I don't want my whole social life to revolve around that. People with intelligence. people who can make me laugh. Good conversationalists. Artistic, playful open minded. Good sense of humor and not uptight or overly PC. Someone who can handle drugs and alcohol without being a drug addict or an asshole. SELF SUFFICIENCY PLEASE. Guys, have some dignity, will ya? I'm sick of taking care of bums. I'm looking to settle down, have a home, a rug rat or 2...that sort of thing. I can't be spotting you money for cigarettes, dinner, your drinks or drugs. If you cant afford them you cant afford me. I'm not a materialistic bitch and I've always been very giving but I've come to realize I end up getting taken advantage of often because of it. Someones gotta take care of me for a change. Add to my life. Don't subtract.
10 things to win my heart
1. make me laugh - dont be afraid to be silly, goofy, retarded..whatever : )
2. call me when u say ur going to - be reliable basically, have integrity
3. financially secure/independant (that means be able to pay your own bills and afford to have a girlfriend)
4. be an amazing lover, passionate, sexy, sensuous, aggressive yet gentle, patient, can have sex be Sacred or Dirty
5. know how to make me feel special - be thoughtful, sweet, kind, generous, attentive to my needs
6. take an interest in my life and allow me to take an interest/be a part of yours
7. allow me to maintain my independence (this does not mean reserving the right to exclude you from my activities as I do not appreciate it being done to me iether)
8. Honest, open, sharing, comminicative, forthgiving
9. emotionally supportive, nurturing, accepting, positive, affable
10. loyal - faithful, always stand by me/for us
Who I Would NOT Like To Meet: Backstabbers. Liars. Exaggerators. Phonies. Whiners. Control freaks. Mooches. Users. People who want to change me. I do not want to meet anyone who is just looking to "party" or to "hook up". I don't care if you think I'm "hot", I care if you have a brain and know how to have a conversation. If you can't say much more than "I think you're hot, hit me up sometime." then don't bother. I won't be responding. Go pester the MySpace whores. They're down the hall and to the right.
****Since it's become apparant no one actually reads profiles or can't follow simple instructions I've changed my preferences so that if you want me to add you ya gotta send me a message 1st since you'll need my email or full name to add me now. If we don't converse at least for a little while and find out if I even LIKE you, I'm not adding you. I'm still not adding any bands tho... even if you do email me.****
I'm thinking about writing a movie about Doom Tree. I wanna get the old lady from Poltergeist to do the narratives and I already have the opening sequence planned and dialoged. And of course it's gonna be a b-horror flick.
"In the ancient lands of Philadelphia a villain be born. An unsuspected evil foretold by generations of vendors will sweep the lands far and wide. A villain not made of man, but of PINE!"
Q= "Can i touch yer tah-tahs?" A= "No." *waves* "tah-tah" Q= "Why ya gotta be like that gRrrl?" A= "Look up the word 'Vernacular' & you will find most your answers there." ttys babycakes/love u, - J xnos
Q= "so, like yanno, and like seriously omg, right?" A= "i really love to read" XxXTankXxX <13LOyuriiVE X'snO's *sings* "radioactive chocolate4evahNevah"
Q= "how many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man?" A= "they have cars now" Q= "how many answers are blowin' in the wind?" A= "well, if you would remove your head from your ass, then perhaps you might discover that there is actual wind and not just gas / flatulence surrounding you"
Dear Baby KitKatRad, im craving lobster tempura like a motherfrickrrRrr! ="HECK YES!" -Sincerely With Love,Peace& Harmony "thejesuschristposesushiyummydance" x'sNo's <#
"Neighbors" [Scene/Action] Neighbor One: *knock*knock*knock* Q= "good afternoon, i don't mean 2 bother u-but do u think i could borrow a cup of sugar? Neighbor Two: A= "No frickn way! -who the fuck borrows a cup of sugar?-Seriously, u think this shit grows on trees?! ^(rhetorical&unnecessary)^ -Neighbor Two Motion/Action to Neighbor One:*points in very aggressive/annoyed way 2 the North& continues on w/ more angry banter & condescends 2 Neighbor One: A= "Look Robin Hood -theres a frickn wawa/7-11/Dunkin D-Crap, down the frickn street if ya want ur sugar!" -Neighbor Two:*slams door in Neighbor Ones face&continues ranting* Neighbor Two:"...JEE-SUS!-THE NERVE OF SOME PEOPLE THESE DAYS, WANTING CUPS OF SUGAR!? WTF!?" [Scene Pauses 2 Zoom In & Still Frame/Direction On Neighbor One's Face & Narration Is Read As Follows]: "So u, Neighbor One-u just walk away & u think 2 yourself (as "Underworld" might think) something simple, pure & good 2 u =THIS..." "the city is a whore tonight. and i see god talking! elvis! god talking! pornfest pork fat jesus christ night light.elvis fresh meat and a little whipped cream.pornfast cornfat jesus christ night ride.elvis fresh meat and a little whipped cream.thirty thousand feet above the earth. thirty thousand feet above the earth.beautiful thing. you're a beautiful thing.thirty thousand feet above the beautiful earth.mmm skyscraper i love you. mmm skyscraper i love you. mmm skyscraper i love you. mmm skyscraper i love you.
like i feel you. like i feel you. like i feel you. like i feel you...
Q= "Who Is The Candy Man?" A= "Who can take a rainbow, wrap it in a sigh Soak it in the sun and make a groovy lemon pie The Candy Man, the Candy Man can The Candy Man can 'cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good The Candy Man makes everything he bakes satisfying and delicious Now you talk about your childhood wishes, you can even eat the dishes" BONUS ROUND-DOUBLE JEOPARDY A="I WILL WEAR HIS CARCASS LIKE A RAIN COAT!" ;) ilubabykitty xohz
, The Giving Tree and some titles by Richard Bach (One, Jonathan Livingston Seagull, A bridge across forever..) and Deepak Chopra, the Davinci Code.
~Bohemian. Love. Lover. Seeker. Creator.
Backstabbers. Liars. Exaggerators. Phonies. Whiners. Control freaks. Mooches. Users. People who want to change me. 
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