5. The Big Lebowski - "Far out."
4. Cannibal! the Musical - "Let's build a snowman!"
3. This is Spinal Tap - "What's wrong with being sexy?"
2. The Godfathers (1 & 2) - "I'm Moe Green, bitch."
1. The Breakfast Club - "Stupid, worthless, no good, g-d, freeloadin' son of a bitch. Retarded, big mouthed, know-it-all, a-hole jerk."
Television
5. Arrested Development
4. Lost
3. Dexter
2. Big Love
1. Breaking Bad
Books
5. The Autobiography of Malcolm X - Alex Haley. Cause the white man's shame should know no bounds
4. Guns, Germs, & Steel: The Fates of Human Societies - Jared Diamond. It's like History of the World Part I, but not as humorous
3. The Demon-Haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark - Carl Sagan. The best treatis on scientific scepticism ever written
2. The Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck. Kinda like the Beverly Hillbillies except not funny and overtly socialist
1. The Dark Tower Series - Stephen King. I don't care if it is pulp garbage, it is f'ing amazing!
About me: I dig my wife, my daughter, and a pony (and not much else). I say com-fort-able, not comfterbull. I am certain that Scientology is the greatest evil now facing humanity. I am disappointed that Arrested Development was cancelled. Things have been better, but oftener they've been a lot worse. I have nothing to complain about but I am going to anyway because my parents did this to me.
I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)
Who I'd like to meet: Anyone who is NOT directly involved with pornography, swinging, horsey play, S&M, transvestic fetishism, necrozoophilia, snuff movies, music videos, hooking up, midget farming, country music, or anything else that would cause my wife to force me to delete my myspace account again.
Hey, how are you doing? I thought I drop by your page and say HI!! I hope all is well with you and the family. Drop me a line sometime and tell me what's going on in your life, OK?
