A man is lying in bed in a Catholic hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and hands.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your face and hands."
He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?"
Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your face and hands."
The ward sister was passing and saw the man getting a little distraught so she marched over to inquire what was wrong.
"Sister," he mumbled, "Are my testicles black?"
Being a nurse of longstanding, the sister was undaunted. She whipped back the bedclothes, pulled down his pajama trousers, moved his penis out of the way, had a good look, pulled up the pajamas, replaced the bedclothes and announced, "Nothing is wrong with them!!!"
At this the man pulled off his oxygen mask and asked again, "Are my test results back???
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Michael Jackson will always be with us... through his music .. God have called him to Duty in heaven, and Michael have left us to recieve his wings, and take rank in gods Mighty Kindom. Music is a special part of our physical and spritual lives.... it's the very connection that bonds people from one part of the world to the other. We must realize that all of us will be called home one day... and that's how God planned it. We are here a short while and then we return to our true home.. a home that can never be taken, seperated, or broken into. And the creater is right by our side to protect us day and night... Michael you are truely a star, because your brightness shines beyond the heavens..... rest in peace... and we will see you soon.... Because of my love for you i have writen you a special song..... and a VIDEO is also on my profile page...... i hope you like it....I would Love for you to become my Fan and Friend on www.Reverbnation.com/marionpharoahtaite... please support my efforts.. thanks marion
What if someone said to you that they wont give you a record deal because of who you sound like... well it happen to me: The record companies wont give me a deal because i sound too much like Michael Jackson. The voice i have was given to me by God and now the A & R rep's want to use it against me.. This dissappointment did not stop me , i have funded my own project and kept recording song after song... now it's time to be heard... You my friends have told me time and time again , that i need to be a professional singer and that's exactly what i'm going to do... You are more that a record company , you are the one's who make stars.. without you the record company wont sell records... Please purchase a song or two if you happen to love my music... this will ensure that i continue to bring my music to the forefront just like the Label's do... my next step is a major radio promotion deal that's almost finish.. This will allow my music to be played on over 600 Radio Stations all over .. including internet Radio stations.... So please help me show the record company that it's not up to them.... i'm so glad you are my friend... do me a favor goto www.reverbnation.com/marionpharoahtaite and become my friend there... plus if you join the streetteam you can win an autograph poster with your name on it... thanks marion
yeah u go read that i do have msn its katyfurze@hotmail.com ya see all u had to do to find out ma name was see my email. i cant come this week im propper gutten awww n john copley is goin im even more gutted!!! im traveling to paris at 4pm im on the ferry. i miss out on everything :(:( u so have to perform when im there next!!! i insist!
ive listened. she does have a good voice, so i suppose ur right, ill be 4th best :( , but u said i sound a lil bit like her n i dont think i do at all not in any way lol.
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good work .. i like what u done to these wood tracks ... .. works well an adds something to the songs 90% of the time .. they r killer tracks alone .. but with this additional original an creative instrumentation added .. it makes some of em seem more interesting an makes a good collaboration ... electricty is a nice peice of work
i uploaded some new accoustc live tracks all recorded on the 20th of march 2009 .. aka LIVE AT RAYNVILLE ROAD .. i aint had much feedback on em yet .. an aint 100% about em myself .. drop by an give me ur verdict .. would be appreciated .. lee
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