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Thick Pie
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Everyone thinks I'm a liar! Well, I'm a lot of things, I'm an astronaut, I'm a basketball player, I'm the President of the Universe with a 14 inch cock, but I'm not a liar.
Male
29 years old
BOSTON, Massachusetts
United States
Last Login: 7/28/2009
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Mood:
ninja
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Thick Pie's Interests
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| General | Myriad and varied. | | Music | See above. | | Movies | "See above" would be a cop out...all sorts, 'cept chick flicks I guess...though I'd rather a good weepfest than a romantic comedy. | | Television | Complex and funny stuff surprisingly enough. | | Books | Fill me, I am a vessel. | | Heroes | is an awesome TV show? Heheh, man I'm cool.
But for seriously, the people who look upwards.
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Thick Pie's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Zodiac Sign: | Scorpio |
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Thick Pie is not dead yet... Posted at 6:38 PM Jul 28
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About me:
I am a low-high-brow or high-low-brow, dialogue driven, reference engine revving to the point of explosion. I am the perverse, pointless and absurd. I am all the sweetness of life spiked with the stench of decay. I am Truth filled with Lies, gonzo at its strength. I am the difference between right and wrong and am the symbol of both. I am crafted by fools and artisans, a hideous blend of science and voodoo. I am your fear and salvation enwrapped by an force field fueled by the tears of the destitute and languorous.
Who in the heck are you?
About me creators:
Fitch Writerist
A disturbing hobbit of a man, Fitch uses hypnotism and the promise of free mustache rides to gain friends and make powerful allies. A legend and a mystery, he dwells in the shadows that birthed him. When not mashing ladies, a pastime he is most fond off, Fitch spends his time scribbling on tin foil the ideas for Thick Pie.
Spoon Artister
Released from prison when DNA evidence cleared him, Dr. Spoonathan J. Clapwater brutally tortured to death the man who framed him in front of his wife and daughter. The man's not Spoon's. Institutionalized then brought back by the CIA from where he was most recently found to be drawing on the walls with his own dookie, Spoon now provides the art for Thick Pie.
Disclaimer: our "facts" may not have been checked as such, take everything you read with a grain of salt, just like the comic, IT'S NOT COMPLETELY REAL! Maybe tid-bits here and there but that's it.
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Who I'd like to meet:
You, your friends, your co-workers. Anyone who can survive the punishment to the goofiness center of their cortex. Chill peeps that are cool and down for realsies, yo. People who know what C.H.U.D.'s and R.O.U.S's are. Gamers and geeks, mutants and metalheads, zombies and..uh...something else that makes alliterative sense. Your momma.
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