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Who I'd like to meet:

A giant panda. All the losers you can scare up - send em my way. Bring me your liars, your stalkers, your cheaters, your brain eaters, your emotional vampires, your unrefined, your whiney,your wish-washy, your vague, your narcissistic, your impolite, your self obsessed, your commitmentphobes, your smotherers, your motherers, your lame, your vain, your insane, your plain, your chronic blamers, your gamers, your everydamndayisthesamers, your shitforbrainers, your nerve drainers, your nevercomplimentadame-ers, your neverfeelanyshamers, your constant complainers, your alwayshavetoexplainers, your players, your strayers, your gaybuttryingtobestraighters, your baiters, your traitors, your sexistfuckingwomenhaters, your thinktheyknowitalls, your dudesobsessedwiththeirballs, your stallers, your nevercallers, your thinkthey'reballers, your waytoofastfallers, your lazy, your crazy, your worstthingthateverlaidme, your inconsiderate, your illegitimate, your brainsareintheircups, your leeches, your weedobsessed, your sleazeatbest, your defective, your rejected, your unrespected, your wimps, your pimps, your simps, but you most certainly can keep your gimps. I'm just being realistic at this point.