Things My Boyfriend Says
"You're not going to post this to the net, are you?"

Female
29 years old

Canada



Last Login:6/2/2007
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    Things My Boyfriend Says's Interests
Generalquotes, funny things, laughing, being offensive, bitterness, ad libbing, non sequitrs
MusicMindless Self Indulgence, Sisters of Mercy, Tom Waits, Johnny Cash, Utah Saints
HeroesGeorge Carlin, Hunter S. Thompson, Charles Bukowski, Megatron

     Things My Boyfriend Says's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Orientation:Straight
Body type:0' 0"
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Undecided
Education:College graduate



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About me:
I'm The Girlfriend. There's a website called Things My Boyfriend Says that chronicles the hilarious, ridiculous, offensive, and crazy things my boyfriend says.

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Things My Boyfriend Says's Friends Comments
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mona (SO) lisa





May 15 2007 8:51 PM

hey, thanks for adding me.! your site is soooo funny/unreal/genius :-) laters!
Michael





Apr 13 2007 4:22 AM

We miss you! Where have you been? How do you expect us to make it through work without reading your quotes?
CoolWhack





Apr 18 2007 3:49 AM

Brains are funny and sometimes they spill out of the mouth...the funny, not the brains.
Ken Rieves Photography





Mar 9 2007 12:27 AM

Yeah, you guys need to post more quotes on your website. Too funny!
SOULOE





Mar 7 2007 8:41 PM

Hey. thanks for the ad and bringing alot of laughter into my day. I can't remember the last time I laughed that hard. Thanks
Your tears are my ice cream





Feb 10 2007 6:43 PM

so...when are you guys printing the tshirts that say "Mega-Tron Loves You"

and just so you know I sneezefart comboed when I read that. My girl also says "she feels your pain"

She thought I was dating someone else and they posted this website about our relationship ha ha ha
♥MeLiSSa♥





Feb 8 2007 9:46 PM

MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE! :)
heythosearemyballs





Feb 8 2007 2:51 PM

I laughed so hard I pooped myself. I'm pretty sure I was laughing.
Dupree





Feb 2 2007 2:07 PM

Oh My Days! I was sent the link to ur website when I was off work ill. The pain caused whilst laughing was most definately worth it!

Thank you xxx
Nes





Jan 31 2007 2:58 AM

funniest stuff ever!!
Optimistic Cynic


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Jan 29 2007 10:47 PM

OMG!I laughed so hard I farted! Love the site. I'm spreading it around to all my friends. Be warned. My friends are weird.
ⓣⓗⓔ ⓦⓔⓛⓕⓐⓡⓔ ⓛⓐⓓⓨ





Jan 26 2007 5:37 AM

Freakin hilarious I tell you!
Aimee (almost Cronenberg!)





Jan 25 2007 1:55 PM

thanks for adding me...we probably shouldn't have read your website at work, but my co-worker and i did...needless to say, the mute button is damn handy when one's laughing so hard words don't come out right...
Carl





Jan 24 2007 9:52 AM

Hilarious site! Now I can prove to my gf that she isnt the only one to put up with comments like that. lol
Nadilett.





Jan 23 2007 4:29 PM

thank YOU for the add! :D
your boyfriend is soooo funny!
i literally L-O-L-ed :D
you're so lucky hahaha

-:D
Edmond Dantes





Jan 23 2007 7:49 AM

thanks, love the site!
slevin d'skyfire





Jan 22 2007 11:41 AM

that guy so wants to get in ur pants
lady e





Jan 22 2007 1:53 AM

i give many kudos to both the boyfriend and the girlfriend; sure he's funny, but she's gotta be a pretty cool chick to see the humor in the first place
slevin d'skyfire





Jan 21 2007 11:00 PM

ur boyfriend is some kind of genius, and ask him who is favourite transformer is :D
Steven!





Jan 20 2007 10:57 PM

I can't read your website in public- I laugh so hard I start crying!
The Evangelists





Nov 22 2006 2:03 AM

Sounds a lot like stuff we hear Jesus sayin' all the time.

Small reality, eh?
CynthiaGouldPoetry





Jan 9 2007 2:18 AM

thanks to you and your evilly brilliant site, nearly every day i threaten to post one of M's brilliant comments on the ol' interweb. :)

happiest new year!
CynthiaGouldPoetry





Dec 24 2006 4:50 PM

wishing both the girl & the boy merry holidays & much strong nog!!
The Slithery Dee





Oct 16 2006 8:48 PM

Most of the girls I have sex with scream "In my vagina" as they climax as well.
Skwerl, Brazen Hussy





Oct 14 2006 5:25 AM

HAPPY 30TH BIRFDAY E...DON'T DO WHAT I DID.
TONGUE PIERCING & SKYDIVING.

THEN AGAIN...MAYBE YOU SHOULD-IT WAS COOL.
~





Sep 28 2006 6:31 PM

Hey!!
Sorry...my old web page got deleted for having too much nudity!!
lol
(no...really)
but I'm back now...
so come say HI!
......and take advantage of a Tarot or Rune reading!
I wont let you down!!!
BTW..
YOU NEED AN UPDATE!!!!!!!!
peace
hailey





Aug 10 2006 11:11 AM

I love this, It is so funny.
:) Good job.
Laura





Jul 19 2006 9:38 AM

MORE FUNNIES!!!!!!
...becca...





Jun 22 2006 5:58 PM

AWESOME!!!!! SOOOO HILARIOUS.
Julian.





May 23 2006 11:00 PM

I used me StumbleUpon in Firefox and came upon your blog...Yeah..

Tis hilarious
Amandaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa





May 19 2006 10:10 PM

Your boyfriend reminds me of my boyfriend... just a little. :D
delete me.





Apr 15 2006 5:46 PM

WE NEED AN UPDATE!!!
Laura





Apr 12 2006 8:56 AM

Update your page, I am dying to hear more!
Auntie Kaka





Mar 12 2006 3:29 AM

Damn! Where can I find my own funny man like him? Where the hell would you find one to pick up? Surely they must have an aisle at the market that I have been missing with those boys in it.
A*M*Y





Feb 27 2006 9:06 PM

your site is too funny!

your bf sounds like a riot:)
emily





Feb 24 2006 9:12 AM

thanks for the add :D <br><br>the website is absolutely hilarious keep up the good work
J





Feb 26 2006 2:38 PM

tell your boyfriend he is a GENIUS.
¤Jen¤





Feb 24 2006 6:04 AM

thanks for the add, your website is awesome, and your boyfriend is hilarious!!
Mo:bitten:Browne





Feb 24 2006 3:28 AM

i feel so much better. i think boyfriends learned how to be boyfriends that say the oddest things during gym class...
Polski Mikeski





Feb 23 2006 10:05 PM

No, no, no... Thank you for the add "The Girlfriend". Found you on i-am-bored.com. Keep the laughs coming!
Becky





Feb 22 2006 9:23 PM

I should be thanking you! :) You and your boyfriend are comedy gems. ^_^ Keep it coming!
Hambone





Feb 22 2006 4:13 AM

I pretty much have to say your site is awesome. Thanks for giving us stupidity credit. Nice to know we are apperciated for saying the first thing that comes to mind every once in a while
Brian





Feb 21 2006 6:54 PM

thanks for adding me!! i am the boyfriend in my relationship... i say some funny stuff too... its awesome that you give us guys some credit for the strupidly funny things we say
Rick James





Feb 22 2006 12:14 AM

Hey The Girlfriend. Thanks for posting your boyfriend's thoughts. Pretty funny. And thanks for the add.
ghostlybiologicalhazard





Feb 21 2006 6:10 PM

thanks for the add.. the site is genius.. reminds me of me in a strange way....
Tatjana





Feb 21 2006 12:37 PM

aww, thanks. :)
i like reading your site a lot
funny stuff i must say
byeeee <3
Louisa





Feb 20 2006 12:40 PM

Hehe thankyou very much for the add :)
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