You know, you would think we would have had enough presidents, but then usually every 4-8 years it's like, BAM, new president. I guess that's how Washington wanted it, sort of, but I don't know, he's pretty old.
You are the coolest, Abe. Way cooler than Washington. I'm going to Washington tomorrow and I'm gonna come see you and be all "they should rename this place Lincoln".
Do you ever see Garfield? I guess he can't be in your comic 'cause if you have a comic character called Garfield, you get sued. Even if he was the 20th President. I wrote an essay on why you and Garfield got different public reactions to your assassinations and the main reason was 'cause you actually did stuff.
I noticed your birthday is on February 12th. I'm hella bad at remembering to wish people happy birthday, so I'm gonna go ahead and do it now before I forget:
So I don't know if you've ever heard of them, but there's this indie band called Best Friends Forever that have this song called "My Head In Front Of Your Head", and it's basically all about how much they wanna marry you and stuff. If I were you, I'd listen to it and be humbled!
